Kirill Was Here
@kirillspov
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I run the world's most absurd clothing brand. Click the link in my bio if you're not offended easily and want some funny shit to wear out.
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Yesterday I swam in my pool, ate a steak from my grill, shot off fireworks in my backyard and got a blowjob from my girlfriend. This is why my parents immigrated here 34 years ago. God bless America.
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Designed this shirt 7 years ago. It still applies today.
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The only dead kids I like are on my girlfriend's back.
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20K followers on here in less than 4 days! Thanks to all for joining this journey again. As a thank you I made these crops FREE if you wanna grab one at !
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Pro Tip: Go to the strip club today. None of the girls working know their fathers.
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I don’t even need to watch the rest of this debate to tell you that Trump is gonna be president again.
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I have no sympathy for anyone that makes the same mistake 6 times.
Dad stressed out over how much it costs to feed his 6 kids. 💰
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I’m this generation’s Mother Teresa taking in all these broken-homed women.
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Being ugly is great. I know that people actually want to hang out with me for my personality.
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my merch is like a tramp stamp... any girl with it is def on a diet that mainly consists of jizz
@giaderza69
@kirillspov
the cutest girl in my gym started carrying an
#assholesliveforever
bag and every time I see it I’m just like 👀 I know you a freak 😂😂😂
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I hate people that answer honestly to the question “how are you?” Like bro, I got enough of my own shit going on, just lie to me and we can move on with the pleasantries.
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Estee and I had our house robbed last week and they took all my cash and her jewelry and the only positive outcome of the whole thing is that now she doesn't want to ANY nice things. So learn from me... date a chick right after she's been robbed. You'll save a lot of money.
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This tee is cheaper than child support, too. For $5 you can buy anything in our store today!
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Joe Biden literally needs to prevent another 9/11 by himself with his fists to be able to win this election after today.
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Some mommy blogger got upset and posted this video of our shirt at Disney. I’m not tagging her cause it would be bullying and I don’t need to validate her existence especially if ink on a shirt upsets you this much.
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Explaining today’s news to my girlfriend: Joe Biden calls everyone the wrong name 😂😂😂
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They should put
@danawhite
in charge of the presidential debates. Let’s get come undercards, some sponsors, put it on PPV and maybe we can at least use the money to fix the fucking pot holes. What are my taxes even paying for?!
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I forgot to mention that the chick in the previous video I posted is a mom and is coming to my sleepaway camp next weekend. !
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If I had to cut off my dick to save my mom’s life… I’d honestly really really miss my mom. I can be sad and show up to some pussy with my dick. I can’t show up dickless to some pussy with my mom.
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talks shit about her ex, laughs at my jokes or sends me photos of her butthole. all are good signs that I’m gonna get laid.
QUESTION FOR MEN!!!!
what does a woman do that makes you feel like she’s interested in being with you?
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That credit card looks familiar 😂😂😂
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When you and your girl are both in your 40s and need to schedule sex ahead of time so that nobody sustains any injuries.
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No taxation without representation, right? These old farts running for president don’t represent me or my interests at all. Give me back my tax money.
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On Monday morning don’t tell me what you did this weekend if it’s not described so poetically.
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I’m white so I have to slave away at work all day. Happy Juneteenth.
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I thought you didn’t believe in evolution…
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I’m such a people pleaser I’d probably try to make Hitler like me.
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This weekend is going to be epic. All-inclusive adult sleepaway camp hosted by me! Over 200 degenerates attending. See what you’re missing at !
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@spoiled_stoner
yeaaaah... i'm gonna need a video of you dumping them out while wearing merch
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