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So we have a Baby Blitz, Baby Stolas, Baby Fizz, Baby Stella, and now Baby Moxxie. When are we getting that
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Baby Spinoff, Viv? /t /j
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Thinking about the scene in Seeing Stars where Blitzø says "Let's go find our daughters", plus the shot of Stolas, Blitzø, Loona, and Via, watching the fireworks, and getting excited about the Stolitz family dynamic we will see in the future~ ;w;
Seeing ppl getting fed up with Octavia of the whole "Oh my Dad doesn't love me! Wah!".
Y'all. She's a fucking teenager. For her whole life, the only person that's been present is Stolas. She hasn't had any friends, she's been sheltered for ALL OF HER LIFE ESSENTIALLY. (+)
Day 7: Blending Families
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🎵If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry, no, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me🎵
#StolitzWeek2024
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I think people should not make the assumption that just because the Goetia have British accents, it means they are white. Believe it or not, there are POC who are British and have British accents. Same goes for POC who have Southern accents (Millie).
@Alrightpunk
Note that these are the same people who are hung up about the Huskerdust age gap, yet are not hung up about the CherriSnake age gap even tho Sir Pentious died in the Victorian Era and Cherri died in like the 80’s or smth.
Hot take: Finding any reason to justify your hate toward a piece of media is a sign that you’re most likely chronically online. You can just say “I don’t like it” and move on, but talking about the thing you hate to get attention is chronically online behavior. Seek help.
🎵We have all the time in the world
Time enough for life to unfold
All the precious things love has in store🎶
🎵We have all the love in the world
If that's all we have
You will find we need nothing more🎶
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Congrats!
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Of course, she's going to interpret Stolas getting with Blitz as "He doesn't love me anymore" because she has NEVER SHARED HER FATHER WITH ANYONE BEFORE. It's always been her and Stolas. Just the two of them. And in her POV, Blitzø, this total stranger walks into her life. (+)
Happy one-year anniversary to Helluva Boss's Season 2 Premiere, The Circus!! Absolutely loved how it dived into Stolas' backstory about he feels trapped in a toxic oppressive society, and how he and Blitz met as children!! This episode made me love Stolitz as a ship even more~ 😊
Out of nowhere, might I add. Of course that's going to be shocking for her, especially since she thought that her parents were in a normal marriage. She doesn't know what an actual genuine healthy/loving relationship looks like. (+)
Y'all when Stolas sleeps with someone else that isn't Blitzø: "Yaaas queeen! Petty revenge approved! You go Stolas! Yaaas!
Y'all when Blitzø sleeps with someone that isn't Stolas: FUCK YOU BLITZ I THOUGHT U LIKED STOLAS?! YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS YOU DICK! WHYYY?! EFF U!
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When we were teenagers, we turned everything into a HUGE deal. And make them sound like bigger deals than they actually are. Via is still a person, she's flawed. She's not immune to feeling selfish, lashing out, whatever. (+)
Octavia's character arc is essentially her coming out of her sheltered mindset, coming of age, and also learning that these situations are not as they seem.
So her lashing out about her normal life falling apart, should not come as a shocker at this point.
I'm tired of y'all getting angry at a teenager who's been sheltered for her whole life and going through her parents divorcing and learning that the life she knew is falling apart around her, as a kid of divorced parents and was sheltered throughout a majority of my teen years.
I'm sure Stolas will tell Via what's really going on. The abuse, that he and Stella were arranged, all that jazz. He can assure her that in spite of everything, in spite of what he went through, he would do it all again for Via's sake. (+)
I think what makes me the most nervous for Full Moon is not the episode itself but the high expectations that people have for the episode, only to get upset for it not going the way they predicted. Especially since this is the first episode where Stolitz is the focus.
Depending on what will happen with Stolitz in Full Moon and how it's handled, I'm hoping people don't complain that it was "resolved too fast". Because, believe it or not there have been episodes where things have been handled in the span of an episode and done SO WELL! (+)
People also seem to conveniently forget that by the end of AT, Blitz was in a bad mental state after thinking he lost a chance with Stolas forever. He's trying to keep it together.
Y'all take Blitz's words too literally a lot of the time and it concerns me ngl
I can’t believe that the first ever thread I’m posting on twitter is about this topic but I can’t handle the discourse on my tl right now
So,
Why Blitzø isn’t bad at eating Stolas out: a 🧵
In the other two episodes she appeared in, she also had dramatic thoughts about her father leaving, but Stolas in Loo Loo Land and Loona in Seeing Stars, respectively, helped ground her back to reality. It was about clearing the air and growing out of her sheltered views. (+)
Also, also should add. Just because Octavia's 17, doesn't mean she's borderline adult who's figured everything out and should be expected to take these life-changing scenarios with a calm mind.
Hello, hi. I'm in a salty mood right now. Why, Kirb? Why ARE you salty, you ask? Oh, I dunno. Probably because of this fandom's lack of faith in Stolitz. Apparently, people seem to think that there should be more drama between Stolas and Blitzø BEFORE they get together. (+)
Also also. Please don't get onto Stolas' ass for making out with a random incubus when Blitzø did the same thing in Queen Bee to Dennis.
Things will be alright in the end. Stolitz is the endgame, no matter what happens.
@ccexii
It reminds of like deer antlers for bucks attracting doe for mates during mating season, and that more impressive the antlers are, the more attractive you become. That could also apply to imps too maybe
People who misinterpreted
#HelluvaBoss
just dragged their own expectations, got too attached to them, and just didn't adapt to what the story was REALLY formulating into
So saw the take that Stolas should've just given Blitzø an Asmodean Crystal from the start and let me say this.
He couldn't have, even if he wanted to. Full reminder that Stella isolated him, gave him a bad rep, and tormented him for nearly two decades. (cont.)