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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
3 months
In 2 years Dana Brown had traded Drew Gilbert, Ryan Clifford, Korey Lee, Jake Bloss, Joey Loperfido and Will Wagner for JV, Kendall Graveman (both on IL) and Yusei Kikuchi. Let that sink in.
@ShiDavidi
Shi Davidi
3 months
Yusei Kikuchi deal to Astros done. Blue Jays getting Jake Bloss, Joey Loperfido and Will Wagner, industry sources tell me and @bnicholsonsmith
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@kinneyster
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1 month
Every Astros player and fans to this umpire crew as the game ends
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@kinneyster
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3 months
@sondraa Funny thing is, those are all future Orioles prospects.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
3 months
Mariner’s fans do not deserve Julio.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
1 month
Justin Verlander was as intricate to the Astros Golden Era of baseball as any other player during this time. If this is his last pitching performance at MMP as an Astro I am very grateful for all the memories he gave me.
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Julia Morales
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Justin Verlander gets love from the Houston crowd and he gives it back as he heads into the dugout.
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@kinneyster
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15 days
2 years ago today. Astros were such bad Motherfuckers that post season. I don't think any team has the juice this year that Astros team had in 2022.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
2 months
Found the reason for Bregman’s elbow discomfort
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@hashjenni
Jenni
2 months
How do y’all deal with depression?
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
7 months
I fucking love that it’s so easy to ignore Dubon (cold off the bench) coming into the game to play 2B for the 1st time this season and made 2 massive outs to help get that no hitter. Love that guy & this team.💙🧡
@astros
Houston Astros
7 months
ICYMI: Ronel Blanco threw the first no-hitter of 2024 last night😏
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
9 months
I grew up idolizing Bagwell and Biggio, but Jose Altuve is the greatest Astro of my lifetime. I am so happy my heart won't be broken seeing him play for another team. Jim Crane, you did a good thing here.
@astros
Houston Astros
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Jose Altuve will be an Astro for life.
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2 months
Meyers batting 9th. The world is finally healing itself
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1 month
MY GOD, THIS ANGLE IS FIRE 🔥
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
2 months
At this point are we sure Chas and his identical twin brother Jason didn’t pull The Parent Trap on the Astros?
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
6 months
Jose Abreu has been so bad that we've all casually ignored Alex Bergman going 72AB with no HR's & 5 extra base hits. with a .605 OPS.
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Kinneyster
1 month
Shout out to Dana Brown who deserves this division title as much as anyone. Said early on the Astros would NOT be sellers. Went and got Kikuchi who I personally thought was overpriced (boy I ate crow there). Then made the right moves acquiring Gamel and Hayward. Rock solid GM.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
2 years
@PNav57 Worst fan base in sports
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
7 months
The day Trevor Bauer signs with the Astros is the day I stop rooting for this team. I say this with my full chest out.
@shecallmebilly
Lil Billy
7 months
SIGN TREVOR BAUER… insane he hasn’t been signed by a team yet. Who says no?
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@kinneyster
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19 days
OMG get this man off a fucking mic. It’s 2024, what are we doing man.
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@kinneyster
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2 years
@SportsTalkATL Bro you’re circling the Astros series when you’ve got 4 games Vs the Mets and are 5.5 games back. This must be a casuals account.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
3 months
No timetable on a Tucker return, Yordan can't hit at home, Chas & Dubon are practically unplayable right now and Dana really chose to ride out the rest of the season with this lineup. Awful.
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@kinneyster
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1 year
@AstrosOptimism2 They’ve also given up 10+ runs 5 times. The Astros have done that 0 times so far.
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19 days
@BenOndaTop It’s 2024, why the fuck is Bob Costas still calling baseball games. Embarrassing
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Kinneyster
2 months
Small sample size but gotta say of all the rookies called up who I was looking forward to Pedro Leon is by far the biggest disappointment. Doesn't move the needle at all for me.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
8 months
Poverty franchise. Astros have Seven. #8 - Yordan Alvarez #22 -Jose Altuve #23 -Kyle Tucker #44 -Alex Bregman #55 -Framber Valdez #60 -Josh Hader #62 -Just Verlander
@MichaelJBier
Michael Bier
8 months
Five Rangers landed on MLB Network’s Top 100 Players entering 2024. No. 6 - Corey Seager No. 21 - Marcus Semien No. 39 - Adolis García No. 91 - Nathan Eovaldi No. 98 - Nathaniel Lowe Thoughts?
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1 year
@RooshWilliams Price you pay for a PG that knows the world is round
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
2 years
@RooshWilliams It’s fucking mind blowing. Like this isn’t supposed to happen unless your playing a video game.
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Kinneyster
3 months
Kyle Tucker's last game was June 3rd. He had 46 BB. He's now 2nd on the team to Yordan Alvarez who now has 47BB.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
3 months
Astros are gonna get maybe 10 starts from Kikuchi and we were told it was a win now trade. With 51 games left they chose to not get an every day bat with no timeline of Tucker returning. Why wasn’t the offense met with the same urgency?
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
1 month
Kyle Tucker has such good plate discipline. Sucks he was robbed of an MVP season.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
2 months
This is the first time Bobby Witt Jr. has gone hitless in back to back games since June 22 & 23. Astros pitching has been DOMINANT.
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@kinneyster
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24 days
@BenOndaTop That was the most complete Astros team of my lifetime. 2019 is without a doubt the biggest failure and it's not even close.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
8 months
Mets broadcast- “Diekman is like having Chris Sale in your bullpen” Next pitch “Corey Julks deep left field and that’s a HR”
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
7 months
Yainer Diaz called a no hitter his 5th game as the official starting catcher. Let that sink in.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
8 months
Going to be an absolute privilege to watch Jose Altuve get into the HOF wearing an Astros cap someday.
@MLBNetwork
MLB Network
8 months
"I've been playing all my career [with the @astros ] and I feel good... blessed to stay here." After signing an extension over the offseason, Jose Altuve discusses with @markdero7 why staying in Houston was so important to him.
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2 months
Up to Yordan or Yainer to walk it off. Not much hope after that.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
1 year
@Jared_Carrabis Some Father/Son relationships are more hostile than others.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
2 years
@michaelschwab13 I’m convinced This is a reverse jinx
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
1 year
What the score would be if Montero pitched 2 innings.
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Kinneyster
7 months
@BiasedHouston How does he keep getting away with this & Jabari gets suspended for 1 game for defending himself against a punch?!
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6 months
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@BenOndaTop
Bonda
6 months
Don’t worry, guys. Hunter Brown starts tomorrow!
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
10 months
@GonsolinRBW Your team spent over 1 billion in FA this offseason. Best odds to be WS champs, Deferred money till the next generation of Dodgers fans and Astros still live rent free in your head. Love this
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
7 months
@RooshWilliams Also let’s not pull out receipts from 3 months ago and just enjoy Jalen playing like a superstar and the Rockets playing meaningful games for a change.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
3 months
The biggest disappointment to me is that Montero is still on this team.
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Kinneyster
2 years
@Fan70Astro @michaelschwab13 Agree to disagree that this is a horrible take and you should return your Astros fan card.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
3 months
5-6 since the All Star break and we haven't even hit the gauntlet of the August schedule. Astros back to playing baseball like they did in April/May. Tough to watch...
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
8 months
Had 1 Spring Training with Maldy catching him and said get me the hell out of here. Tough scene.
@JeffPassan
Jeff Passan
8 months
BREAKING: The San Diego Padres are finalizing a trade to acquire right-hander Dylan Cease from the Chicago White Sox, sources tell ESPN.
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3 months
All I gotta say is thank god for Yainer Diaz. Rest of this lineup stinks right now.
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Kinneyster
3 months
Kikuchi's last 3 starts 4.2 IP/7ER 5.0 IP/4ER 4.2 IP/5ER Puzzling, you were getting this from Bloss.
@Ken_Rosenthal
Ken Rosenthal
3 months
Astros close to acquiring Yusei Kikuchi from Blue Jays, sources tell me and @Chandler_Rome . On it: @JimBowdenGM
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Kinneyster
3 months
**RANT POST** Either this is a punch in the mouth for the Stros or gonna need the Mariners to start running away with it. Astros have no business being in this division race. Can't predict injuries but this is easily their weakest and most poorly constructed roster in years.
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Kinneyster
1 year
@BenDuBose Lack of urgency is appalling this late in the year.
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Kinneyster
9 months
While I don't mind this, there really isn't a clear cut DH option on this roster when he does play LF.
@WillKunkelFOX
Will Kunkel
9 months
Yordan Alvarez will play more left field this season, per Astros Manager Joe Espada.
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Kinneyster
1 year
@michaelschwab13 The Astros continue to stink at home. 35-33 is the worst home record of all playoff contenders
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Kinneyster
2 years
@michaelschwab13 Let’s not do this again with Tuck, sign him to an extension please.
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Kinneyster
5 months
Before you start blaming Espada. Shaun Dubin & Nick Hernandez who was DFA'd 2 weeks ago were your only other options. You want to put them in a high leverage situation with a 2 run lead???
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Kinneyster
2 years
@michaelschwab13 Spirit Halloween moving in next week.
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Kinneyster
8 months
@BenDuBose Too bad there are not shooters around him
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Kinneyster
11 months
@RooshWilliams I usually hate this excuse but 100% spot on today
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Kinneyster
1 year
@JuliaMorales Dubon with his best Jim Halpert impression.
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Kinneyster
2 years
@brielleann Do you even follow baseball or did you just start reading articles from 2 years ago?
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
2 months
Astros have outplayed O’s in just about every game this year. Took an epic meltdown by Abreu and some questionable defense for them to win today. Flush it and move on. Framber dealing tomorrow.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
2 years
@sethmnookin This is a joke right? Mariners Twitter tried to put a crying kid on blast earlier this week for caring about his team and you tweet this shit?
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Kinneyster
4 months
Just a hunch but I would call up Whitley and send Contreras down till the ASG break.
@AstrosFuture
Astros Future
4 months
Forrest Whitley struck out 2 over a scoreless innings last night. Up to 98.6 MPH with fastball. Both strikeouts came on the curveball. He threw just 12 pitches and got 4 whiffs. #Astros
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Kinneyster
5 months
Ronel Blanco sweats like Patrick Ewing at the Free Throw line. Kind of impressive he hasn't been tossed for foreign substance before in the 2 years he's been in the league and the 5 times a start he's been checked till now. @MLBUA you are frauds.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
6 months
Yankees officially have a losing streak vs Astros. Love to see it.
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Kinneyster
5 months
Yankees are worthless
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Kinneyster
2 years
@michaelschwab13 One of these catchers got to go fishing with Dusty so advantage Korey Lee.
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Kinneyster
2 years
@michaelschwab13 Throw a party
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Kinneyster
5 months
Espada just announced on his weekly radio spot Alex Bregman will be batting 5th in today's lineup.
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Kinneyster
8 months
@MichaelJBier Imagine needing this as motivation and not the losing 3/4 games to Seattle to lose the division to end the season. What a bunch of lucky frauds.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
11 months
@BenDuBose @NFLOfficiating Wait I was told last week the Texans were the darlings of the NFL this year.
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Kinneyster
2 months
@michaelschwab13 1-12 in the series. I am fine with this.
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Kinneyster
4 months
Alex Bregman through 288 AB's: 2023: .243avg/.730OPS/9HR/39RBI 2024: .247avg/.706OPS/9HR/34RBI
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
8 months
IDC that it’s spring training. Astros scoring runs makes my heart happy.
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Kinneyster
2 years
@michaelschwab13 I don’t like to throw this word around lightly, but I HATE everything about Mike Fiers.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
27 days
What are we doing here? Game means nothing, put the guys on a plane and get the hell out of Cleveland.
@JuliaMorales
Julia Morales
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No update from here. Tarp still down. This is kinda crazy with two playoff teams having to play on a field that’s been rained on for 3 straight days.
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Kinneyster
2 years
@michaelschwab13 Hicks pimping a shallow fly ball to left is about the most Yankees thing ever.
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Kinneyster
3 months
@BenOndaTop Maybe it’s just me but the pitching is the least of my worries. I know this is a marathon and a few days of bad games but the offense has been way too Jekyll/Hyde since all star break. It’s an abyss of thump once you get past Diaz.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
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@SanAntonioTim Am I missing something? Why is this a big deal? Didn’t he want to retire last season and Espada talked him into another year?
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
5 months
Just send Loperfido back to AAA. Ridiculous that this is his 4th straight game on the bench.
@matthewkawahara
Matt Kawahara
5 months
Astros vs. A’s RHP Stripling:
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
5 months
I’m so tired of this shit dude.
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Kinneyster
2 years
@michaelschwab13 Sadly this is very common knowledge to anyone who has educated themselves on sign stealing in the last 3 year. But it doesn’t follow the national narrative that theAstros were the only ones doing something wrong
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
7 months
@LeftyTravis Dubon crushing spring training meanwhile your current SS is trying to get more hacks in the backfield to figure out his swing. Not as crazy as it would seem.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
1 year
@BenOndaTop We all know where Yainer should be playing. Have issues with him playing 1st, take it up with Dusty.
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Kinneyster
2 months
You can't start Pena tomorrow. You got to get him a day off or 2. His defense is costing you games at this point.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
5 months
He was brought in to face 6,7,8 hitters in LAA lineup. All with avg below .270. All OPS below .800. Even with a 2 run lead that should not be that "High Leverage" of a situation. I honestly don't think it matters where you pitch him, he's stuff just isn't elite anymore.
@YAE1722
Houston Sports Enjoyer
5 months
Maybe pressly quite literally can’t be a setup guy. When he got that save the other day he was fine
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
1 year
@EephusTosser Not a fan of this…it’s via a police run account. Have a little class for a fan base that’s hurting
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
3 months
The way the Astros can go from looking like a very good team to a below avg team in one day is the story of the season.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
1 month
Not only is this fraud franchise not making the post season but they’re literally just rolling over for teams to end the season. Nobody ever mention to me again this is a championship team.
@A_Jude
Adam Jude
1 month
Max Scherzer scratched for the Rangers tonight. M’s will face Dane Dunning instead.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
8 months
If you can hear this picture, then we’re friends
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@audreypants24
Audrey
8 months
If you can hear the crying from this picture, then we are friends.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
7 months
I would just like to point out that Yordan has been hit with a pitch twice tonight and didn’t ROID out either time. That is all.
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Kinneyster
3 months
Gotta say one of my favorite developments lately is how excited Caratini gets after a punchie
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
6 months
Jose Abreu can't start another game this series, I'm sorry. You can't bat .073 and not make a basic pick to get an out. This guy is a walking bad vibe right now.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
24 days
The Astros book ending their season with their big money relievers blowing the game is a very fitting way for thins to end. Nothing was ever easy, everything was made way harder than it should. It is what it is.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
2 months
Baltimore Orioles are 5th in MLB with .761 OPS. Phillies are 7th with .748 OPS In 2 games vs them on this road trip Spencer Arrighetti has pitched 13.2IP/0ER/5BB/17K
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
3 months
May 29th was the last time the Astros had lost 3 in a row. They have now done it twice in last 9 games.
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Kinneyster
2 months
Yordan struck out on 3 pitches so that Yainer could fly. WHAT A TEAM MATE!!!!
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Kinneyster
8 months
@RooshWilliams I don’t think enough is being talked about how Stone contributed to this type of basketball environment prior to Ime getting her.
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Kinneyster
1 year
@michaelschwab13 It is true that the majority of the lineup has been bad currently, but please show me one team that’s in playoff contention that doesn’t start it’s best 9 players game after game.
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@kinneyster
Kinneyster
1 year
@BenDuBose I think you run back the same lineup, same order. Love Chas but Dubon is just a better contact hitter rn. Tucker got on base all 4 times in the 6 hole. Lot of encouraging signs with the way it was constructed today.
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