trying to angle my selfies in such a way that you can't tell my dreams are dead

RT @AxiomCatwalk: Have you heard the joke about getting rid of COVID?? It's a riot!😂

RT @thewillwitt: but im not allowed to eat inside a chipotle

@jaesana_ hey, mad respect for how politely you asked for sources on Shapiro's post, and then actually followed up and agreed with some points. Twitter needs more people like you. 👍

@JasonSCampbell He's making a point - horribly - about the evolution of language and how that process can be manipulated over time to shape public opinion against minority groups, but Twitter ain't ready to talk about that. Everybody just wants to be mad, all the time

@DavidBacklund77 @the_frugal_jew @enchitwition @benshapiro Kudos for being so polite to this asshat, Dave! So patient 😊

RT @TheLaurenChen: Is there no balance anymore? We can all agree the people still trying to host parties throughout all of this or big get…

RT @TheLaurenChen: The springbreakers doing body shots off each other in the midst of a pandemic were idiots. But that's not comparable to…

RT @SpencerKlavan: and it is all. your. fault. So can you offer me some relationship advice? You can absolutely not, but I’ll tell you what…

RT @SpencerKlavan: Every single time I see some frizzy-haired hippie telling me “polyamory can be fun!” I think, lady, my brothers are out…

RT @SpencerKlavan: People my age grew up having their souls torn in two by their parents’ divorces, dissected alive by psychiatrists, and c…

RT @SpencerKlavan: Hi it’s us, the boomer liberals who destroyed the nuclear family, sucked the meaning out of every institution before you…

@michaeljknowles Wendy's? Cigars have destroyed your palette, Knowles

RT @alyankovic: Yeah, no, sorry. Not gonna do "My Corona."

RT @CHSommers: Nothing to worry about. Right?

Everything's fine, and if you question that, you're a Nazi

RT @RealJohnDennis: This ANTIFA bully thought he could intimidate San Francisco Republicans. Wrong! #SanFranciscoCleanup

@RealJohnDennis I am a Canadian and have nothing but the utmost respect for you, Mr. Dennis. You handled yourself like a true gentleman. I hope you win.

Suppress your appetite at work with cigarettes so that your after work wine hits harder. It's called self care. #selfcare #newyearnewme

RT @nihilist_arbys: If you don’t have a valentine’s day date tonight, don’t worry. It just means no one loves you and you don’t deserve hap…

Fuck