Kim Kalish
@kimkalish
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Award-Winning Storyteller, Writer, & Performer (Conan, The Moth, Soul Pancake) - Creator of The Funny Thing About Death, lover of Goat Cheese
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2010
The Funny Thing About Death is coming back to LA one last time! April 14-15 at @TheBroadwaterLA's Second Stage. it's an important weekend for the show & I'm grateful for all of the support! Tixs&Info: Grieve. Laugh. Repeat. At the Broadwater!
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@sue_kate wait hang on. did we all know Sondheim was a nerdy snack back in the day?!?! Cause I didn't
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I wasn't a parent in 2016. I'm a new parent now. The fear of what kind of world I brought my daughter into is going to keep me up for many nights to come.
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@findinganeish Norwich is slept on. It’s beautiful, has a cathedral dated back to 1066, a tiny castle dating the same. More pubs than there are days in the year. It’s such a cool city.
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I have the the honor to be Your Obedient Servant - A dot Ham
I want you to read this “Bless Your Heart” letter that former GA Governor Roy Barnes wrote to Extreme MAGA Rep. Gym Jordan. This is priceless!!!
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HOLY SHIT. My grandma, my cousin, countless others would have been saved. this is so, so cool
Scientists at the University of Oxford have developed the world's first ovarian cancer vaccine that could wipe the disease out, researchers have said. 🔗 Read more
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This one still hurts after all these years. Poor CJ
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RT @PeteButtigieg: Cats! Dogs! Geese! Laura Loomer! Look, now he’s attacking Taylor! Like the last season before a show gets canceled for…
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What. The fuck. Are we doing.
From Jennifer Carter, a teacher at Apalachee High School in Winder, Georgia. What the hell are we doing?
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A dog came up to our stroller and PEED on it before the owner ever came over. Get your shit together LA
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@Austen1stDrafts I just want the world to know, as someone who has know Gisela for more than half my life, she is everything Andrea says she is. Nothing is more fun than hearing Gisela curse in her thick German accent. Nothing is more loving than her back pats (that’s a German hug)
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@Austen1stDrafts @lbfroid I don’t want to change him. I accept him for the spicy, hot, cad that he is.
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Live down the hall from each other. Have their dog run into your apt while you put away groceries. Hi! Ignore each other for 3 yrs. Get a dog. Run into them at 6am on dog walks. Realize you're planning outfits to go on the 6am walk. Finally admit to catching the feels.
Dating apps don’t work and being out in public doesn’t work. What’s the secret third option someone lmk plz
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