Kimani Karaba🇰🇪
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Chapter One - Sovereignty of the People and Supremacy of the Constitution
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Mmeshinda mkinetwork na msee tech event, mkitoka anaingia parking anachomoka na golf yake anajifanya hajawahi kuona 😂
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I attended a tech interview and the interviewer was in crocs , a plain T-shirt and sweat pants. On the other hand we(interviewees) were dressed like we were giving the guy a job. I have made it my lifelong job to despise official wear.
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Tonee Ndungu met Sam altman and gifted him kenyan coffee
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So 70K people enrolled for ALX cohort 12 but only less than 400 graduated. By now people should know that software engineering is really hard. DOABLE but HARD.
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Contrary to popular belief, not all tech bros own Audis. Some are struggling to get a job, upgrade their laptops, raise rent, understand complex topics , build products... This doesn't make us lesser devs tho.
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Not to be disrespectful but I don't really understand the "Women in Tech" thing.
Not particularly fond of it actually. I thought we're all in Tech.
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If you want to network with developers at safaricom, there’s a kibandaski just opposite their HQ along waiyaki way. There you’ll meet all the devs, product managers , CTO...
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Those of you driving porshe cayennes , what do you do for a living? Because if this coding thing doesn't work out , i'll jump ship and do exactly what you're doing.
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I’ve always been passionate about being able to afford food.
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CS Eliud Owalo hajui what is coming his way. Tech bros will be asking him some pretty hard questions.
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Some final year projects are just hilarious, someone is presenting uber for dogs😂
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Is it impossible for Universities to hire real Software developers to teach coding at schools?
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Avocado farmer during the day and a software dev at night.
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"Bro, you can't be a junior dev forever, learn what the seniors do and market yourself as one."
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How do you guys initiate conversations at tech events? I was asking people for their email addresses and twitter handles😂
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A friend of mine wants an e-commerce website na budget yake ni 10-15K. I have no idea how to say that is basically impossible and still salvage the frienship.
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Kuna dev beshte yangu ameshika gari moja matata. Mpyaa. Hajapost on any of his socials.
Mimi nikipata yangu mjue I'll come here to thank JavaScript, i can't simply be silent.
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Universities are so detached from reality. I remember there was a unit we did called Advanced Web Development, I was expecting that we'll learn a lot of 'Advanced' concepts only to find <h1> and <p>.
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Dating a non techie is hectic. How do I explain to her that am cloning a git repository not hacking the bank of spain?
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We are software engineers, we have startup ideas we will never work on😂
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I am convinced without a shadow of doubt that every tech bro wants at least an Audi A4 and a beautiful girl who is not a tech babe.
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Now that tech bros own the Audi club Kenya , am pretty sure kujoin lazima msee apass codility test or something.
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Pale campus after having learnt C programming ( hello world, if statement, forloops) the lecturer decided that a bubblesort question kwa Cat one was a good idea.
Everyone was writing the
#include
<stdio.h> na huko mwisho tunaeka return 0. How we passed that unit sijui.
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The possibility of buying an Audi A5 at a young age!
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Police in kenya take bribes, thats an open secret. I see them struggle alot when doing so. For that reason am contemplating making them an app called to make it easier for them.
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Am not hating but judging by the poster ,I wouldn’t trust this guy to teach me CSS.
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Na kwa hii app kuroastiwa ni compulsory, kuna siku niliambiwa course yangu ya 4 years inakuanga a unit in computer science😂
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Yes i know my coding skills are mediocre but my pronouns are senior software developer. I identify as a senior dev!
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Motivational speakers be like 'You cannot apply to 100 jobs and not be successful'. well, software engineers would like to differ.
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Whenever i attended tech events i was like how do these guys know this much. Sasa nimeanza kusoma vitabu za 10x developers. Next year nitakuwa speaker kwa hizo tech events nikidiscuss a very complex subject 😂
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A degree is by far the most sought after academic certificate. Well, i got mine today and after looking at it, i realized it was never about the paper. A ‘second class honors upper division’ couldn’t be what I worked for all those years. It was about the person I became!
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I've never seen a video of 'day in the life a software developer in Nairobi,Kenya'. Are you guys okay?
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If anybody would have asked me why i couldn't code sometimes back, i had a list of reasons. I blamed the university and the lecturers alot. i blamed my slow laptop, blamed the government and so on until i realized that i was the problem . I was lazy. Attitude is everything.
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Is there another way to become a software engineer ama lazima mtu apite technical interview? Hizi vitu ni ngumu asf😂
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Microsoft owns vscode, github, npm. If they start charging us I might as well be a farmer.
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Dear comp science students, you don't need a 'Log in' feature in your portfolio websites.
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This was me in 2021 after learning how to make a responsive design. I was super excited and bitter at school with equal measures.
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Huyu techsis si ata angegeuka tukae kama tunajuana😂
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I found someone who pushes the silliest of codes on GitHub just to have something like this. Why would you push an IF statement 😂
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Ever lied so much on your resume that you wonder why you didn't get the job? Really Safaricom why would you not hire someone with 6 years of experience in C programming?
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I traded my social life for a career in software development,this better pay off.
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Introverts are getting the most out of this coding thing.
Must have been tailor made for them/us.
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My non-techie gf is telling me to make a dating app for just the two of us😂
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Make sure that when you get an opportunity to code you understand how unlikely it is that you have the privilege to do this.
Open that Code Editor with gratitude. Be stunningly grateful that you have the opportunity to do something that can make the world a better place.
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Is it impossible for tech twitter to elevate even one tech bro/sis to parliament who will understand our issues better. Most of these MP’s think coding is like gambling or a sheer joke and should probably be illegal.
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Techies, let's say we manage to convince/force the president to fire CS ICT, who do you have in mind that can really impact the Kenyan tech Ecosystem?
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Tech sis wanapiga luku safi ,head to toe ya sh230 wanakaa CTO.
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Software engineers deserve every dollar they get, maahn those people literally sacrifice everything for their career.
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Mtu anaeza pata dev job safaricom akiwa na fuliza? Asking for a friend.
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Tweets like this one make me find no reason to give up.
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2023 Wrapped..
1. React dev meetup
2. Devfest Nairobi
3. Passed-by API FESTIVAL
4.Second class honors(Upper division)
Looking forward to a better 2024
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I just can't stand this website
I have decided to do a pro-bono website for this organization now that they declined to hire me.
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Sometime back i couldn't differentiate between visual basic and visual studio. Another final year student confessed to me she didn't know what vs code is. If you in campus and haven't gone the self taught route you're in for a rude shock.
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You called
I love minimalist programmers. A programmer with just a laptop and headphones set.
You can get things done without 37 screens
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Tech broke anacount blessings left right and center 😂
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Napea dem simu yangu aweke number Mkopa wanadecide kuzima simu yao. Ni kiundu very traumatizing.
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"We are sorry to inform you that you have failed the technical interview, just like last time. Kindly consider quitting software development for your mental health wellness "
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How much do you guys charge for a simple management system (frontend+backend)?
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I thought nikigraduate nitaaza kuitwa techbro , kumbe bila Audi A5 sijaqualify🙆♂️
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I thought unemployment wasn’t a problem in kenya until I graduated 😂😂wueeh, nikuuru!
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I want a Mercedes Benz E250 but this is what i have for now. See you at the Meet and Chill Meet Up 2023 at Ngong Hills.
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We will be selling products that tell the world who we are. Products that celebrate our culture,let’s us identify our fellow devs in malls ,cities and events.
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Does coffee even help or do we just drink it by virtue of being software devs?
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I thought tech interview questions were something like, "How do you center a Div".
I was so wrong.
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Hey tech bros, which car is better, BMW, Audi or a Benz.
To be honest there’s no better answer but if you’re looking for performance you should definitely go for a BMW, a better looking car definitely a BMW, Sportish car a BMW still spearheads.
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The fear of being laid off is slowly leading me to being a founder. I hope it's a safe haven.
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We wrote JAVA code on paper, i wonder whether the lecturer even read the code.
This is why I hate college they make us write html css code in files like really WTF!
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I have mad respect for tech twitter. People who genuinely want others to succeed.
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Tech Twitter is just Amazing☺️. Your willingness to uplift each other just amazes me.
@kimaniGeoffre14
I'll do what I can to help. I redesigned his poster. Tell him he can use this if he needs to.
@kot
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I have a friend who hates wordpress devs with passion.
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I wanna start an e-commerce platform dedicated to offering high-quality apparel and accessories designed for developers and tech enthusiasts. Our mission is to provide stylish and comfortable clothing that showcases the coding and tech culture.
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Finally. Seems like I’ve been sleeping too much.
There is a time me and my guy
@Timmox443
did a technical interview at IBM. We must have performed so poorly that they didn't even see the need to let us know how it went.
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The developer of this website thought it's a brilliant idea to not have a Navigation bar.
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In Kenya, democracy is dead. The voices of our youth are silenced with teargas, abductions and bullets. We can't seem to find enough water to wash away the blood of the slain democracy.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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There's nothing like learning programming in 3 months and then getting a job weeks after that. Infact you might never get a job.
Which unpopular opinion in programming will have you in this position?
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Hello techies, we are working towards building an e-commerce platform dedicated to offering high quality apparels and accessories designed for developers and tech enthusiasts. Get ready to make a fashion statement that’s as unique as your code. Stay tuned for the launch.
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This is what remains after you remove CSS, Bootstrap, Tailwind, SASS and React from a a junior frontend Developer’s resume.
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I don’t want to work for safaricom, i wanna be safaricom!
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@KhalifKairo
I am a software developer, i have two ideas that i wanna implement.
1. Scripted Swag - where we will be selling apparels and accessories that are developer themed.
2. Propease- property management software to help property managers manage apartments.
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Software developers in Kenya have made this the common denominator.
If you ask me what i think are the the coolest builds around, I’d say these
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Am done pretending like am okay, I haven’t received my ticket to the devfest. Have you?
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