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REST DAY EP is out now 💕
thanks for your contributions
@CRAndersson
@cheffe_tour
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Mainz heute gleiche Vibes wie wenn Stefan Raab bei Schlag den Raab nachts um 2 irgendnem Studenten ne sicher geglaubte Million wegnimmt beim Topfschlagen
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When you’re going to your third GT of the year to have a chill ride with your team leaders and then you accidentally have to win this thing
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Strava is Pokémon GO for people with shaved legs
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Cycling fans will see this album cover and be like: Damn that was a good Giro
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Imagine explaining to your non cycling friends that you’re watching tv for 8 hours today, to find out which one of 180 muddy guys wins a stone
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Warum klingt der aktuelle Gladback Sturm als ob man ihn bei der Steuererklärung angeben muss? 😭
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phenomenal what an aerodynamic haircut can do
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This random video shows better what cycling is all about than any frame from the Netflix trailer
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Why is the Lotto Dstny Development Team not called Dstny's Childs?
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bring your promising young climbing talent to work day 🥰
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2030, ich sitze bei Wer wird Millionär, alle Joker sind verbraucht doch ich schaue weinend auf die 32.000 € Frage. Was hat Jonas Vingegaard und Primoz Roglic bei ihren Grand Tour Siegen geholfen?
A) Umarmung im Tal
B) Schlag im Sprint
C) Winken auf dem Feld
D) Kuss am Berg
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Don't mix it up:
Surprise with a Attack because of
knockout attack a surprise knock
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Eben im Supermarkt:
Kassiererin: Sammeln Sie Punkte?
Ich, Tränen in den Augen: Nein, aber unser Simon heute am Aubisque schon.
Der ganze Laden applaudiert.
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BREAKING: Team UAE sign viral sensation Australian seagull until 2025, because it has proven how to successfully attack a dutch team at a major cycling event.
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guys will make fun of girls believing in astrology then proceed to buy 4000$ carbon wheels to save 5 watts and get 57th at their local crit race
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ok hear me out, REVERSE PARIS ROUBAIX
For the love of god we need a one day race in Paris.
Unreal crowds
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When i'm telling my girlfriend about my day and arrive at the hours i spent watching cycling
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Wishing everyone a good rest day, especially Felix Gall who is currently surrounded by 20 AG2R staff members furiously trying to teach him how to ride a time trial
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Me at the group ride after i went all out at the first 1km climb
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sorry in advance to all my friends
i can’t attend your planned events
i've got a july sized appointment
and it’s called the tour de france
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Kristen Faulkner just casually driving to gold under the Eiffel Tower without acknowledging it AT ALL might actually be even colder than Remco's celebration yesterday
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Peter Sagan is what uncool people think a cool person looks like
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Cool thing about being nice to your opponents is, if *theoretically* someone takes away all your 7 TDF wins for some reason you still have… well friends
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hello :) i made another cycling song
"6w/kg" out this week
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The addition of Remco to the Jonas vs. Tadej rivalry has made this Tour so much better
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quite standard home office setup of a cycling fan
🇫🇷
#TDF2024
Control Room keeping an eye on the race situation. 🧐
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Biblically accurate angel
Wat. Een. Foto.
Een meesterwerk van
@kjvdweij
gemaakt bij de finish van de eerste etappe van de
#TDF2024
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#Rimini
,
#Itali
ë.
#TourDeFrance2024
#wielrennen
#RomainBardet
#FrankvandenBroek
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Valverde era Movistar
Still find it hilarious that the Team GB skateboarding squad is just a bunch of children and a 50 year old man
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Shocking details of Nairo's talks with Astana have leaked 😱
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Slaying a KOM for not being in a GT squad is the cycling equivalent to a diss track
🇩🇪Emmanuel Buchmann Yesterday in Training:
Pfänder (6,20km; 9,45%; 586m)
18'34min
20,04km/h
1894 VAM
6,80ᵉw/kg
*Assuming solo effort.
Should he have been in the Giro team?
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You can drive through catalunya for a week and at the end always lose to tadej pogacar, the american mind cannot comprehend this
You can drive for 24 hours and still be in France the American mind can’t comprehend this
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If you want to watch the Vuelta on GCN this year you have to unlock the riders first for 5$ each
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200km Tour de France transition stage with a good break
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Say hello to the team’s special Giro d’Italia changeout kit — a uniform with a green twist. The kits are part of Rapha’s new “excess” collection, which uses excess materials to create new garments. Our Giro gear is made from 72 percent excess material:
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It's okay Denmark, you’ll get them at the technical medium mountain ITT
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paris roubaix organisers have gone woke, not even the entrance into arenberg forest is allowed to be straight anymore 😡😡😡
Working on a "the chicane is a woke communist" take, stay tuned
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MIEKE KROEGER ANTHEM OUT NOW!
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Tour de France should end with a Battle Royale elimination race on Champs Elysées, every round one rider is out, only one finishes
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Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
People will remember:
- your funny vuelta tweet that got displayed on eurosport
- the one time you were in the worldwide velogames top 10 for one day
- your strava koms
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At the Dauphiné ITT Vingegaard couldn’t put 30 seconds in O’Connor
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Shoulda never smoked that shit, now i'm in the Giro stage profile overview
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Not gonna start this discussion again, but how is a 50k solo more entertaining than Coupe de France today, where 200m before the line you don't know if a world class GC rider, one of like 5 Arkéa sprinters, an overperforming conti guy or a 19 year old devo with a moustache wins
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Must suck so bad for Uno-X that their riders are the strongest at weather conditions where you can't read a single sponsor logo
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Watching Vingegaard is like watching a mid 2010s sky-train but it's just one person
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Visma should have leased some mountain domestiques instead of bikes
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Don't mix it up:
T-Bone & Pinot Thibaut Pinot
for Dinner Winner
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These guys are so crazy, if i broke every other bone in my body this april i would not take my hand off the brakes for the whole 20 kilometers
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Jonathan Narvaez getting chased by Tadej Pogacar who just remembered that tomorrow is a rest day and there’s no possibility to go brrr brrr on the racebike (colorized)
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UAE wanting to sign Vine makes total sense as he could win stages from the break while the other 7 leaders refuse to pull for each other
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If classics season was a book, it would be a real...
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Today's Favorites:
🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Tadej Snowgacar
🥶🥶🥶🥶 Benoît Cosnefroid
🥶🥶🥶Tom Bitcold
🥶🥶 Freezy Williams
🥶 Mattias Chillmose
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BREAKING: According to various trustworthy insiders Patrick Lefevre and Dave Brailsford have decided to fusion their squads for the coming season and will compete as the INEOS - Quick Stepiers in 2023 - unwanted riders over 35 will move to Israel, the others sign with UAE
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Me a few years ago: I love cycling, Tour, Giro and Vuelta haha
Me now: It's 19:25 already, WHO is the national Time Trial champion of Luxemburg???
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When you're in a "just arrive in Madrid in a single piece" competition and your opponents are Roglic and Mas
#LaVuelta24
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Letztens beim Abendessen erzählt, dass der Mount Everest mein Lieblingsberg ist. K2 (8611m) ist direkt beleidigt weggestürmt.
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My non cycling friends after i try to explain them that the 3 favorites for the Giro are a former ski jumper, a guy who historically gets dropped early and kinda hangs on somehow and the literal letter G
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Morgado stating that he hates cobble races, then proceding to ride literally all of them and casually get 6th at Ronde in his neopro season is hilarious
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Groenewegen literally trying everything to block his view with those glasses and still rode in a straighter line than Philipsen
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Main Tour de France favourite Demi Vollering after she crashes and none of her teammates is helping her
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OMG GUYS, do you think Primoz is so good at the Vuelta because it’s in FALL??? It’s just his element
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Lutsenko leaving Astana feels wrong
We’re going to have 𝗟𝘂𝘁𝘀 of fun with our 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 ✍️
Tour de France and Vuelta a España stage winner
@AlexeyLutsenko3
🇰🇿 will join IPT on a two-year contract from 2025.
Read more 👉
#YallaIPT
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do you think UAE will allow Pogacar to win a jersey with a rainbow on it?
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How all cyclists should great each other on the road
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Sad times for cycling, a Jumbo sized sponsor leaves the sport and is replaced only by a lidl grocery store from Germany
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Should Tadej Pogacar's spring solo training ride in Tuscany be a monument, let me know in the comments
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David Gaudu getting a man bun and returning to the top 5 of grand tour GCs was definitely not on my 2024 bingo card
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Team Telekom
Oasis are trending. What else from the '90s should make a comeback?
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If the Arctic Tour of Norway has shown us anything, it's that we need more descriptive race names. I want the Dangerous Roundabouts Tour de Pologne, the UAE Empty Deserts Adventure and the Official Tadej Pogacar Open Training Experience formerly known as Tour of Slovenia
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THEY LITERALLY JUST PLAYED MY SONG ON DUTCH RADIO I CAN'T 😭😭😭😭😭
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Conspiracy theory: Lidl Trek went for the KOM jersey, so that no competing grocery store could advertise without their logo present on the kit too
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My favorite genre of cycling fans is 50 year old guys complaining about the riders being pussies if they don’t want to go down 80 km/h on a snowy alpine pass
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