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@killmeorshutup

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2 months
an ugly man serial liking your instagram stories feels like being chased in the woods
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@killmeorshutup
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6 months
just found out the people in porn don’t actually love each other
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@killmeorshutup
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4 months
smoking on my front porch in boxers and a wife beater so the rent stays down
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
stop naming your kids after places like london and paris when they act like worcester massachusetts
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
the fbi showed up at my house one day bc I tweeted threats about mitch mcconnell. they told me they monitor my twitter closely, read me my social, stated a ton of facts about me & then one of the fbi agents found my instagram and would nonstop dm me to flirt with me & ask me out
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eek! than 🕸️
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share a piece of lore about yourself
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
people from twitter can follow me on instagram but people from instagram can’t follow me on twitter u know
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@killmeorshutup
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2 months
some of you are taking this so personally it’s like your first and last name is Ugly Man
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@killmeorshutup
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6 months
good luck babe!
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
it’s always yeehaw never hawyee 😔
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@killmeorshutup
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4 months
stop using your pets instagram to creep on me. fuck you and fuck garfield too
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@killmeorshutup
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2 months
are there floor length mirrors in heaven
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@killmeorshutup
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5 months
eating snacks you’ve never heard of on beaches you’ve never been to !!!!!!!!!!!!
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
@dylmichaelc when I first saw ur bio I felt personally attacked tbh
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
do u have a traumatic hamster experience from childhood or no
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@killmeorshutup
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6 months
can u guys watch me while I go smoke
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@killmeorshutup
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8 months
I am listening to down by 311
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
this is the closest thing y’all are ever getting to ass pic so enjoy it
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
mitch mcconnell I would never hurt u …………………………………..🪤
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@killmeorshutup
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6 months
going to spend $30 on touch tunes at the irish pub byeeeeeeeeeee !1!1!1!1!!!!!
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@killmeorshutup
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10 months
having a good time if u even care
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@killmeorshutup
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11 months
this bartender sucks!
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
@dylmichaelc he did wish me a happy birthday this year!
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@killmeorshutup
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1 month
I will not let summer go
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@killmeorshutup
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8 months
I’m stronger than all my men
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
I would’ve sh*t jolene
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@killmeorshutup
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2 months
are u guys mad at me
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with kourtney Kardashian and Travis barker leave me alone about it
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@killmeorshutup
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18 days
got my lips done now my god complex is back !
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
👼🏼👼🏼👼🏼
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
how are we feeling? I’ll go first (bad)
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@killmeorshutup
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5 months
maddy texted me this after I taught a class at the salon and made them listen to charli xcx for two hours straight
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
its 60 degrees out so im letting my inner white trash shine
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@killmeorshutup
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4 months
did my own nails and it only took a zillion hours
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
space age country girl stone cold miracle
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@killmeorshutup
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4 months
I got a haircut so I can wear my hair like a pomeranian and I hated these shoes until I put vintage pins on them W
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
it’s sexual assault awareness month and I am definitely aware that I’ve been sexually assaulted 👍
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
I personally am always somewhere……..
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@killmeorshutup
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2 months
going to drink mimosas bye
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
a girl at my work got ghosted by a guy and an amazon truck hit her car the next day so my boss sent her cookies and the fuckin note on the delivery……. savage bro
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@killmeorshutup
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6 months
me vs what’s in my pockets
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
crystals aren’t working anymore I need a gun
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@killmeorshutup
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4 months
I could be the first president with big naturals
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@killmeorshutup
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4 months
guys in my dms talk about my boobs like I’m a prize winning hog at the county fair
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
new shoes make me 5’10 who wanna get dunked on
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@killmeorshutup
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9 months
how this make u feel white boy
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9 months
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@killmeorshutup
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4 months
my bad dude didn’t know you were chill like that
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
I do not know how to change a tire 💯🙏
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
hello????
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
hi
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
he’s a 10 but he’s really mean to you and hates you…. unfortunately that is an 11 to me
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
this guy was telling me about how his ex fucked his dad so naturally this was my response
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@killmeorshutup
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2 months
I’m in the woods again
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
good nite 💌☁️🧸
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
average real tree camo enjoyer
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@killmeorshutup
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11 months
going to the store looking extra cunty today if anyone needs anything
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@killmeorshutup
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4 months
what he say fuck me for
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
ur mans posting 6 pics to say good bye to july
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
if you don’t like steely dan FUCK U
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@killmeorshutup
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2 months
walking home from the bar alone at night isn’t even scary because every man in boston is 5’7
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@killmeorshutup
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9 months
say good night to me or else!
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
I wanna be adored
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
just walked by a guy and he went “what’s up with you miss thang” and honestly he’s right. I am her
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@killmeorshutup
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18 days
I’m not sad anymore
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@killmeorshutup
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
reading sex workers twitter bios sounds like the intro stats before a wrestling match aaaaand in this corner standing 5’5 thick non binary bisexual 145 pounds of tatted aquarius queen 20% off dommy mommy leeeeeeeena
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
I have to look like the biggest bitch in boston for some reason
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
turned 26 on top of a mountain today
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
giving my dad daughter issues for fathers day!
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
aloha from i95 north
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@killmeorshutup
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6 months
@severmyself I love u <33
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
I asked my uber driver in georgia about alligators and he goes “I can show you some if you want” and he took me to The Gator Pit
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
you can talk like this when you’re really that bitch
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
“mommy 🥺” what would you do if I killed you like shot you in the head actually
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
I was just listening to a podcast where they were talking about a holocaust survivor that lived until she was 103 years old and one of the hosts goes “ok baddie slay”…………….. maybe america should rethink free speech idk
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
me to the reply guys fiercely protecting me under my viral tweet
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
I should’ve never smoked that shit now I’m at the brewery playing mario cart and watching wrestlemania
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
I’m having a good day if anyone fuckin cares
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
he treats me like a star I treat him like a fan
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
doing some light reading
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@killmeorshutup
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6 months
like it’s that deep
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@killmeorshutup
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8 months
:)
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@killmeorshutup
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5 months
twitter might have gotten rid of likes but if you give me an og four loko and 35 uninterrupted minutes I could figure it out
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
the duality of women
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
I’m at the bar. 21 savage is playing. a loser man just bought me a drink. I got told I look like anna nicole smith. good night.
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
you go to get a haircut and this is ur hairdresser wyd
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
everyone shut up and look at my outfit
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@killmeorshutup
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29 days
got so high I could explain fantasy football to a pilgrim rn
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
he won’t
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