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@kijanawaKCA
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Hata kiptum hajalala hivi💀😂
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It's been a great week , deserves a toast 🌹
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Hanifa,from the bottom of my heart, FUCK YOU!!!!
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#KenyavsMalawi Why is malawi shaped like a piece of sh*t?😂
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Shosh ananishow spirit ya ancestors imeamka ndani yetu, Tuesday tupatane tao
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Brian chira amenyamaza sana,kwani alishika mimba 😂
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Ukiwa tao alafu dem akuje akushike mkono akuambie kuna watu wanamfuata utafanya nini😂
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Relationship haiwezi work kama nyinyi wote mko twitter 😂😂
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Nudes za Hanifa mmetoa wapi sasa🤣🤣
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Scarecrow in kenya vs scarecrow in america #KenyavsUSA
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Kulamba kinembe ya dem richkid is not for the weak, utatoka hapo mdomo ikinuka mate ya chiwawa😂😂
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Niliingia hii app 2017 na bado nikona 200 followers🥺
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Unachekelea kairo akianguka pilot exams na uko na supp ya communication skills 😂😂
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Tunangojea wamalize kutengeneza parliament tuingie tuchome tena😂
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Unang'ang'ana miaka mbili kupata followers alafu msichana anatokea out of nowhere, anapost matiti wiki mbili anakupita😂😂😂
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Mimi hujam sana nikiona mtoto akienda shule na hajavalishwa boshori😂😂
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Mtu mjinga ndio atakuja akuambie iphone ni kali kuliko samsung😂😂
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Mambo ikiniendea vizuri hii wiki, naweza dinya air hostess😂😂
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2 months
Babako anakaribia retirement alafu wewe uko hapo unasema uko na depression,wacha ujinga buana😂😂🫴🏼
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Beautiful scenes #KenyavsUSA
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Nimeingia hii app january na nishakuwa bigwig...then kuna mwengine alijoin 2020 na hajafikisha 100 followers
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Najua tumejam lakini kwa nini uambie bookten ati anakujiwa na KWS😂😂😂😂
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Ule chokora ulinyima mbao unamcheki amepullop na suti kumbe alikuwa dci undercover 😂😂
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After umelamba kinembe mtu anafaa kukaa how long before ameze mate?
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Hii app hata ukiwa na followers wengi aje, bila audience hakuna venye uko😂😂
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Uganda we just want to talk😂😂 #KenyaVsTanzania #kenyavsuganda
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Ukiamka alafu utuulize who is the enemy utatuambia kama unaishi Uganda malaya wewe
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Before ukuwe bigwig kwa hii app lazima uangushe "fb" kadhaa😂😂😂
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Nimeingia kejani nikanotice niko na risasi kwa matako na sikujua
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Kindiki alisema no one was abducted mkadhani alikuwa jaba😂😂
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6 months
Dem wa 12 years anaweza shika mimba ama niwache wasiwasi😂
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Hii matako inakaa ngozi ya mayai😂😂
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Ruto afanye kenye anataka lakini asiguze bei ya mtura😂😂
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Niliingia hii app january na bado nikona 20 followers
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1 month
Kama bandits wenye hawajai enda shule walilemea kindiki, atawezana na Gen z kweli😂😂
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Ukiskia mtu ameanza statement na, "with all due respect" hapo unaenda kukosewa heshima kama bladfakin😂
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Maturity is realizing si lazima upost kila kitu yenye inaendelea kwa maisha yako
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5 months
Music career ya buruklyn boys died a silent death😂
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Kumbe hizo laptop mnafinya ni wamama😂
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Unapata msee aliingia hii app 2014 na bado anajiita comrade wa egerton😂
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Mimi naye sikuangi nimeblock mtu yeyote kuona status yangu,we fikiria venye utataka😂😂
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None of my kikuyu friends have kikuyu girlfriends,kuna kitu wanajua na hawatuambii😂
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Im tired of pretending,inakuanga "samosa" ama "sambusa"?😂
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Mama ya ruto owes kenya an apology for giving birth to him
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Ukiniangalia hivi huwezi sema nishaikuwa na 10k followers😂😂😂
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Leo ni ile siku mnaonyesha baba zenu fake love😂😂
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Unaringa na huyo manzi wako wa jkuat na economy ni tight kumshinda😂😂
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Cyprian nyakundi hujua kila kitu,wacha nimuulize kama nitapata bibi😂😂
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Just woke up to witness the death of my child🥺💔
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Kuna malaya flani kwa hii app akiona hapati engagements anawaangushia matiti 😂😂
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Kesho ni ile siku, zakayo utashuka sublenya wewe
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Nyinyi mkibishana huku kama watoto, eldoret washaanza maandamano 😂😂
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"What msupa wants, msupa gets" na uko na fifteen bob kwa mpesa😂😂
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Kama hujawai katiwa na beshte ya mamako jua wewe ni sura mbaya 😂😂
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Mngekuwa mnajua venye gava inaiba pesa zenu mngeweka maandamano daily
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Mko sure tukifunga highway zote leading to nairobi hio finance bill itapitishwa?
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Spirit of presidential assass!nations, locate kenya
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Dem yako ameangusha boxers mingi kushinda mike tyson😂
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Wale madem walikuwa wanatwerk tukiwa funkie pale highschool waliendanga wapi😂😂
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dem anaweza squirt na haga ama huyu ameniharia?
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Mathee ametegwa kwa stairs nikamwambia aanguke nayo😂😂
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Kuna smallwig ameona nimerepost tweet yake akascreenshot😂😂
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Mtu anafaa kutoa aje diek kwa socket ndio asiskie uchungu?
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Kindiki ashindwe na bandits, ashindwe na Gen Z, ashindwe kushikilia kazi, nini humsumbua lakini😂😂
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Its funny how highschoolas hujiskia wenye maform,hawajui comrades ni akina nani😂
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Unateta finance bill na hauna mshahara😂😂
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Wakitaka dialogue waende waongee na jacob juma na dedan kimathi
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KDF wamesema msimamo yao ama wanataka wasalimiwe kidogo?
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Hata wewe nunua samsung ndio ujue kwa nini watu hutumia hio simu wako na kiburi😂
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Masaa kama saa hii ningekuwa nimevaa thong ya charlene kwa uso kama spiderman
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Sasa utaelezea aje mbogi ulipigwa risasi ya matako😂😂
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Cool kids wako na matusi zingine funny, kama leo nimeitwa ati "deepshit"😂
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KCA ni mahali lec humark exams na moods,unapata class rep pekee ndio amepita alafu class mzima iko na supp😂😂
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Unagonjeka ukimwi alafu unauliwa na road accident,sijataja mtu lakini😂😂
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Unafikiria tweet itanasa, unauma likes zako kumi kama umetulia😂😂😂
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3 months
Ukiwai kuwa na stress, kumbuka ex wako hukiss chali yake na ile mdomo alikupea blow job😂😂👍
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Smallwigs hunibamba,unamfollow back anakuja adi dm yako kukuambia asanti😂
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Highschoolas watarudi washangae hoozambe ni kusema nini😂😂
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Wale wazungu husema africa hakuna chakula wanafaa kutembea bungoma😂
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4 months
kudinywa na exam ikihesabiwa kama body count hakungekuwa na virgins kenya😂
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5 months
Mwanaume unakunywa chai for breakfast kwani hauna sumu?
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5 months
Nunulia watchman soda uambiwe chali ya dem yako ni nani😂
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Mtoto wa grade eight alijua wapi kuseti doggystyle,hawa watoto wameharibika sana😅
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2 months
Kinembe ya alicia kanini inaweza toshea mguu ya kitanda😂😂
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2 months
Hakuna madharau kubwa kama comment kupata engagements mingi kushinda tweet yako😂😂
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Unasema heartbreak, ushaienda kupiga chupa teke ukiwa na mbogi alafu ukahata😂😂
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3 months
Kama uko na deni ya helb sahau kuomoka😂
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4 months
Ukiona Lamborghini pale expressway leo usiogope kupiga picha,ni mimi nitakuwa hapo ndani😂
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unakumbuka mamako akikuambia anachapa makosa si wewe anachapa😂
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5 months
Suicidal thoughts na ukikimbishwa na doggy unatoroka😂
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3 months
Your favourite rapper once said?
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Unaenda kukunia kwa shamba ya wenyewe unaskia umeguzishwa panga baridi kwa matako😂😂
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@kijanawaKCA
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2 months
Ukiona mtu kama supermetro ameguza tweet yako, we jua ishaibiwa😂😂
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5 months
wenye wanalike tweet lakini hawawezi retweet, is everything okay at home?😂
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5 months
Ukitoa "where are we heading as a country" kwa tweets za omwamba unabaki na kelele za mkisii😂
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@kijanawaKCA
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Mtu mmoja ajitolee aweke warui mimba ndio aache kujipost huku
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@kijanawaKCA
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2 months
Nimeshangaa kwani morio amepata memes kali aje pale whatsapp, kumbe ni tweets zangu amecrop😂😂
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@kijanawaKCA
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Unanunua simu refurbished pale tao ukienda gallery unapatana na nudes za manzi yako😂😂
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@kijanawaKCA
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Dem mwenye haelewi dark humor unapelekana na yeye wapi😂😂
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Nimelemewa na kutu hapa na madem mmenyamaza, alafu ikiniua mtaanza kusema ati ningewaomba mngenipea😂😂
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@kijanawaKCA
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After sex huwa mnafanya nini?
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