Keel Haulin
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After multiple leg cramps and the inability to walk up stairs, I've decided cycling will continue to be a biannual event
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Doing the thing I love most...
Wiping out little kids that are better than me.
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If I were a Pokemon I'd be an Electrode. Why? Because I have a habit of self-destructing
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When I finally get covid and I'm stuck inside while everyone else who already got it is outside living their best life
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Downloaded Hinge
Set up a profile
Got anxious within 2 minutes
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It really is the app designed to be deleted
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Just landed in Sydney and was known by the flight crew as "the enthusiastic quiche guy". I hate that
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My two moods
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What my webcam sees everyday
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I tried this again and the first profile that came up was my work crush who friend zoned me a couple of weeks ago. This app really has a way of keeping its promise
Downloaded Hinge
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Taking the way home that makes me feel like I'm in a resident evil game. Might fuck around and get murdered by zombies
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The Batman was good, but if we have to see ANOTHER Joker before a Poison Ivy comeback, I'll scream
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Thinking you have the worst bad Santa present at your team Christmas lunch only to find out your colleague is a cunt
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Is my gym properly ventilated to help protect people against COVID outbreaks?
I'm going with no...
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I don't remember giving out that many free subs
If you are about to watch porn, remember all these angels are watching you.
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Me doing an uber eats commercial:
Tonight I'll be eating my feelings.
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Not me thinking the small trees on the Elden Ring map were some sort of holy grimace statues
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Aus citizens and permanent residents can sign. Make sure you confirm your signature in the follow up email 🏳️⚧️
SO IMPORTANT for Australian citizens.
There is currently a petition for medicare to cover gender reassignment surgery:
Please spread this and sign it if you are an Australian citizen.
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The Boys season 3 episode 7
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Me:
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Now look, if they can edit out an entire queen without as much as a 0.2 second leg and wisp of hair, I don't trust shit. But the gaslighting here was fucked fr
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My landlord is so generous! They got me a sweet Christmas gift 🥰
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The devil works hard, but
@katemccccartney
works harder. Continually having to tell half the earth's population that season 1 of
#deadloch
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Looks like font awesome understands what "political" icons are needed for Australia
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Those nuns absolutely cursed this woman
Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” music video is under investigation for possible environmental damage.
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@mrgnarchrIRL
It's like having the superpower to be able to read people thoughts. Then you realise people are garbage and it's a really shit superpower
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A workout that is realistic about how much time I'll take complaining about doing it
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Australia's organisation skills are fucked. Only one woman can save us
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Vic gov last week: We will be having a 7-day snap lockdown
Everyone in Melbourne today:
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