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Had the upper hand from the 1st pitch on bc of this guy.... notching our 1st World Series victory at MMP in the process 🙌🏽
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Rest In Peace Doc Halladay. One of the best to ever do it. You will be missed.
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We are 😃
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I can’t even count to 2,500. Anywho— congrats
@JustinVerlander
on all the K’s. Something special to witness.
#soHOTrightnow
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That's legit. Not even going to lie 🤣
This is what you get when you kick butt in October!
@kidkeuchy
@richardjustice
@TeamCJCorrea
@JoseAltuve27
@ajhinch
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I can neither confirm nor deny 😬
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From NOT being a HS all-state ⚾️ player to now a
#CY
award winner, don't ever let anyone tell you that you can't do it!
#hardworkpaysoff
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Still waiting on a follow from her 🤔
Awesome!
@kaitlinmonte
getting to chat it up with
@kidkeuchy
before
#WorldSeries
Game 3
@Fox26Houston
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RIP Jose. May you forever have the best seat in the big house watching the game you loved. Thoughts & prayers for his family & and friends.
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Breaking news: I still miss
@marwinGF9
and will continue to miss him while he’s in his new uni
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Altuve counts for 2 people, so we’re right at 40, Kap. 😉
After signing Joe Smith, the Astros have 39 players on their 40-man roster.
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Today, we celebrate this great country. Wishing everyone a safe and relaxing 4th!
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Thank you to Ricky and Coop for everything they have done for White Sox organization. I will continue their passion for winning and wish them all the best in their new beginnings!
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Happy birthday twitterless, Freddie Freeman! The big 3-0.
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Heartbreaking. Continued prayers from all of us here in Texas!
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Seems odd that
@Uber
can charge you for cancelling a ride, but won’t give you a credit when the driver cancels on you.... 🤔🤔
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Got the Sunday night call! Honored
@RawlingsSG
has just awarded my 4th career
#GoldGloveAward
- Proud of the 24/7/365 work I’ve put in to field my position and give my all on the diamond. The athleticism it takes to be a champ is
#EarnedNotGiven
📸by Alex Bierens de Haan
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Greatest gift this holiday season to me? .... the gift of a pain free 1st throwing session. ✅. Throwing routine has officially started!
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MVP in my opinion. All star starter for sure. Lets
#NBAVOTE
JAMES HARDEN to make it happen! 🚀
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Little sneak peak of the footwear for the parade tomorrow 🙊
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5 years ago today, I got to put the
@astros
uniform on for the first time. My how time flies...…
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Posted up last night with my squad in our dugout at Chavez Ravine. Thinking to myself and STUDYING. Is this weekend a preview of the remix?
#MLB
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162 Strong.
103 Hard Earned W’s.
My Squad & Our Fans.
#OctobersVeryOwn
📸 by Alex Bierens de Haan
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Mike, I don’t know what the future holds, but I can promise one thing. I have given everything I can to the city each and every start. I ❤️ Houston.
@kidkeuchy
thanks for all you’ve done for Houston. Signing with Boras assures you will not be here long. There are a few mega-deals to be had but probably not where you prefer to play. Phillies?? Godspeed.
#HoustonStrong
forever
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You got it my man! Sorry I’m a little slow 😱
@kidkeuchy
...Sir: as a long time loyal
@Braves
Fan I wish to offer you this as a new profile banner...the other one will just not do any longer..lol
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Apparently I made a guest appearance on the
@PrimeVideo
debut of
@JackRyanAmazon
...and didn’t even know it was coming...nice delivery
@johnkrasinski
#WritersRoom
cc:
@Cut4
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The real question is mic or no mic while playing
@CallofDuty
?? Some trash talk never hurt 😬
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Join me in rooting for my
@astros
teammates
@justinverlander
#GerritCole
#CharlieMorton
@josealtuve27
@ABreg_1
@GeorgeSpringer
on their way to represent
#HTOWN
in the 2018
#ASG
- Second half on deck and we are ready to
#dowork
📸 by Alex Bierens de Haan
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#ThankYouAB
... no, but seriously, thank you for allowing me to get you in to the Hall of Fame single handedly!
What a career. Happy to have competed against you the last 7 years!
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A nice welcome home back in the clubhouse 🔥 @ Minute Maid Park
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Whether you are traveling, at home or out and about...I am wishing you all a happy and healthy 2019!
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I went to U of Arkansas. I can retweet whatever I like sir.
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Thank you
#Astros
fans for allowing me and my family to be a part of such a fun and exciting 2015 season. Next year will be even better!
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Get off me cooler!! 💪🏼
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Thank you
#Astros
fans for all your unwavering support this '16 campaign. Missing playoffs is an awful feeling. We will be back!
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Heroes...saluting all the men and women dedicated to their uniform of service. Today is a Tuesday to remember and reflect. Many thanks to the
@HoustonFire
and Station 60 for hosting my visit last week. And thank you
@abc13houston
for the nice capture.
#EarlyToRise
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You nassssssy doe 🥴🤢🤮
1 year ago TODAY I had TJ surgery. I promised y’all I would work my ass off to get back and I kept that promise. I put the work in every. single. day. I poured my soul into it. Life will give you what you fight for, I fought my ass off for this clip below. See you soon ❄️
#SIUEFA
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Feeling the love today. Let's hope my guys haven't forgotten me in the clubhouse!! My feels right now!
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This!!!! 🙌🏻
For the city.
@kidkeuchy
#Houston
#Nike
Home & Away Collection
Away Pack Launching 12/22, In-Store and Online.
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🙋🏻♂️ yes I am!
The Dallas Keuchel Smoke Stack 60:
If completed, you'll be recognized on-field, receive an autographed Dallas Keuchel baseball and get tickets to a select Astros game to meet Dallas Keuchel! Are you up for the challenge?
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Correction: Keuchel faced a future Hall of Famer, a 2x batting champ, and other Badasses that are going to help the 'Stros win. ⚾️
Keuchel faced live hitters today for 1st time:
Hinch: "Good next step in getting him ready. I'm glad to hear he felt fine physically."
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Take a loss meat
@kidkeuchy
Sorry you and the Stros have to lose to the legendary NY Yankees, better luck next year.
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I'll give her mine.... its Velcro anyway 🤣
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Everyone gets all hard behind a laptop or a phone nowadays 🙄. Smh.
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Was my velcro beard in my pant pocket!??
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This never gets old. Feels just as good as the first! Thank you all for your support and congratulatory messages!
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👀 I woke up and I’m lil dicky!!
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@kidkeuchy
I see you!!! what an honor!!!!!!!!! I need an autographed version of this thing!
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I was second choice behind you, Berm. I guess you turned it down!
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Tough, hard fought Team Win in game 1!!
Side bar: baseball should never be played in 30 degree weather!
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Honored to be chosen for the
@espn
#bodyissue
...it was a true team effort. Big thanks to the creative eye behind the lens
@kurtiswarienko
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Sharing more about another
#Astros
legend...David Burd, a key man working behind-the-scenes in our Clubhouse for three decades strong. To be a lifelong “baseball man” is a recognition earned with high honor. And to rep the same first + last as
@LilDickyGram
is cool too...
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