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capricorn✨kelsie c fan account
Colorado
Joined July 2015
Well….was supposed to get my tiddies done tomorrow but my SURGEON WAS ARRESTED for MANSLAUGHTER so that’s fun.
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my friend was with her bf for 7 years and he never took her serious or wanted to take the next step so they split up and 6 months later she found the love of her life and a year later they got married. time together doesn’t matter when you found the right one.
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@KayleeShay21 Yes!! It’s so sketch because she went into cardiac arrest and they proceeded to do the rest of the surgeries scheduled for that day before they called the ambulance. Like??? WHAT? And why were her parents not concerned after 5 hours went by on an hour surgery?? Idk.
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@_lamurphy NO I SAW IT ON THE NEWS. So I called and was like I need to cancel because he’s on the news please hahahahahah she was so nice.
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my 14 yo sister is at her “bOyFrIeNdS” house at 9:30 pm and my mom is totally fine with it. what in the actual fuck is going on??? I couldn’t even hang out with anyone once the sun went down :))) I’m sweating.
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it’s sooo important to have your own life outside of your relationship.
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also not saying to rush or leave your s/o just because they’re not ready for that. me and my wife were together 5 years before we got married. I’m js if you feel like you’re wasting ur time and being strung along then go🥵.
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@twoshz lol @ all the people in your mentions still defending her. “gUns dOnt kiLl pEoPle, pEoplE dO”.
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yOu cAnT jUsT tUrN oFf dEpReSsiOn. YEAH but I gotta get my fat ass outta bed and go to work and plaster a smile on my face bc a bitch got bills to pay but THAT DOESNT MEAN I flipped a switch an I’m soOo happy all of a sudden . leave me alone lol.
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torn between being the cool lesbian couple with the cute baby or the cool lesbian aunts that traveled the world and stayed wine drunk.
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@danikaalways GIRL!!!!!!! No I got my refund and ima go somewhere else I’m not tryna not wake up😭.
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I seriously want to fight every single person that ever does my girl wrong or makes her sad. she’s so sweet just BE NICE TO HER.
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at the end of the day I just want to be genuinely happy, like all I want in life right now is pure happiness.
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whew I get so nervous after hanging out w people. like did I say something stupid? do they still like me? why would they like me tho🤨 lmao help.
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love is not enough. it takes so much more than loving someone to make the relationship work.
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highly encourage you guys to date people who actually like you. it’s so nice.
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cheating is digusting and childish af. i really don’t know how you can look at someone that loves you unconditionally and intentionally hurt the one person that is willing to do whatever for you. grow up, that’s all.
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it never fails, every client that sits in my chair says “oh what does your husband do?” I’m like “well my wife does. ” and they ALWAYS say “oh no that’s fine I’m totally ok with that. yeah my best friends cousins sister in law’s cousin’s friend is gay🙂”.
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my ass and these thighs could NEVER🥵.
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it’s so nice to not have to worry about having your heart broken or being cheated on. to feel secure?? that’s all I want in life and I have it🥰.
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thanks to lesbian/gay twitter I honestly forget that straights are a thing until I go to work🙂.
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you ever hang out w someone your age and realize how much older you are, mentally, than them? I just cant hang around people with no life goals or drive to do anything but party anymore:/ I’m too old & tired . yes everyone moves at different paces but if ur holding me back gtg.
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I’m practicing letting go and not forcing connections anymore. holding onto people after their time in your life is up only does more harm in the long run.
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because I like pussy tf ??? is this still something that men struggle to understand??? in 2019?.
I just don’t understand 😕. You love a woman that looks like a man, why can’t you just like the real men 🤷🏽♂️.
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sometimes I just be thinking like damn. I’m an adult. I’m really out here married with someone else’s last name, paying bills with a full time job and making my own doctor appointments. what the FUCK is happening.
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idc how heartbroken I am I will never record myself crying and post it.
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I’m sooo tired of taking care of everyone else emotionally and being everyones rock to lean on, can someone be my rock for a little bit I’m tired :(.
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the one who tells you to go on with your story when everyone else cuts you off and isn’t listening.
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you go wrong when you get in a relationship and lose your individuality. at the end of the day you need to be your own person, don’t lose yourself.
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lol. some days I’m actually hella annoyed that my wife dated girls before me. the disrespect.
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Lesbians will literally hang out for one weekend & make a whole 4 minute flipagram about it.
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my ability to completely block someone out of my life and never talk to them is lowkey scary.
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lol I interviewed for my *literal* dream job with my *literal* idol last week over lunch and in the first 5 mins CHOKED ON LETTUCE. like not the cute “excuse me” cough. the “my face was red and couldn’t breathe” cough 🙂 I got the job tho.
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love arrives exactly when it’s supposed to and love leaves exactly when it’s supposed to.
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my mom has two gay children but is dating a man who doesn’t support lgbt+ and calls us an abomination. he also has a gay son too. :).
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ima just put this out there because I know someone needs to hear it. LEAVE THEM. leave that person that gives you the bare minimum and makes you feel difficult. someone out there speaks ur language. stop settling. that’s all.
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how do girls look like this???? I have the legs but the WAIST. how do I get the WAIST.
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I’m sunbathing while my wife does yard work, you know. enjoying the view. I made her take a break to come get some of my water. and then pour it over her abs😩😂 this is the life.
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I never have any selfies to participate in these but my skins been really good to me lately so here I am #angelicgays
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my wife never actually looks for anything. she’s like “Kianna I cant find the tape” and even after I tell her exactly where it is, she still can’t find it but somehow I walk in and its always right in front of her face :).
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I promise youre not asking for too much. You’re👏🏼asking👏🏼the👏🏼wrong👏🏼one.
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Honestly….I’m finally at the age BUT… having a child sounds fucking terrible to me rn😭😂 why the hell would I ever wanna come home from work, to giving kids a bath by 5:30 and having them in bed by 7:30 THEN taking care of myself. Absolutely not.
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if you’re trying to forget someone who was once a beautiful part of your life, the answer is—you don’t. just be thankful & walk away. walk away knowing you experienced something a lot of people haven’t yet.
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I get out of a relationship for the first time ever and all the guys I went to HIGH SCHOOL with gotta hmu to make sure I’m “still gay”. yes fool.
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why are all dykes so skinny and naturally pretty with the BEST skin & lashes??? like y’all don’t even care to have any of that and use bar soap on ur face😐.
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y’all seen where girls put their phone in their back pockets and record everyone that stares at their asses? I just KNOW I’m gonna see my face on one of those videos one day😂😂😂.
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why are girls so hard to be friends with :/ like why u gotta be like that.
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my gf said “I want lexie and mark to end up together”. we’re watching season 8 episode 24 right now. iykyk.
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why do ur 20s have to be so damn difficult. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so out of place😭.
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does anyone else’s tattoos randomly raise? like the outline of mine that I’ve had for awhile now randomly swells🤔.
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I really be feeling like a baddie one day and a saddie the very next🙂.
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I’m not going to feel guilty for leaving a situation that wasn’t benefiting me and finally putting myself first.
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the most masc lesbians be the biggest babies behind closed doors and I ✨love it✨.
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the vet told me that my puppy is one more game of fetch from being paralyzed and I’m emotional wreck today😭🥺
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yesterday I asked taylor if she was sure she wanted to see my face everyday for the rest of her life and get through everything with ME and she was sooo confident when she said yes and that she was the person that was supposed to do life with me🥺.
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oh I thought someone who’s had 30 failed relationships this year said something about mine.
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lesbians really be in my dms like they don’t see I got a whole ass wife all over my page😂 I’ll hurt yalls feelings, don’t be disrespectful.
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there’s so much intimacy in understanding. someone who doesn’t understand you isn’t going to know how to love you because they don’t know who you are.
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YALL LOL. so this girl in high school used to call me an “oreo” and a mixed breed and call my mom nasty for having mixed kids and she’s got mixed kids now. ain’t that some SHIT😂.
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me: I dont wanna have a bossy marriage or a marriage where I feel like I have to keep secrets from you.wife: ok. me neither .me: so i have an appointment set for more lip fillers.wife: . I bought a new pressure washer 😂😂.
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I always ask my wife if I’m her type and she says yes but I swear if we ever break up and she goes for a mascara and chapstick type of girl ima be pissed😂.
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ummmmm my clients hair was $173 and she tipped me $173 what did I do to deserve dis.
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you ever wonder how many people have a pic of you or something about you screenshotted in their phones and why? or is that just me.
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