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Never have i ever seen an AC better than the one in my school computer lab
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Three genres. Three decades. Three albums of the year. One Taylor Swift
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being a girl is like planning when to wash your hair depending on who you are going meet throughout the week
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no u r NOT a gifted kid everyone got 90 percent in third grade
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If you say "there was a cold day" in a british accent someone who speaks hindi will probably open the door for you. Try it
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I thought the whole Suez Canal thing was funny but I just learned it's costing the global elite 9.6B/day AND NOW IT'S HILARIOUS
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hardik pandya looks like a retired uncle vacationing in goa 😭😭😭😅
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people who use big words and accurate grammar are really really hot actually
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french is a weird language like babe is it croissant or kwoso
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I’m 18 and I still get disappointed when my parents don’t bring me anything when they go somewhere
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why would you 😂😂😂😂 as a student 😂😂😂 check your answers after the exam 😂😂 and grow the urge to jump out of the window everytime you get one wrong 😂😂😂😂🥲
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When lizard lives in your house, you live outside the house.
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I don't think I've ever found anything more attractive than a man reading on public transport.
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if someone asks me what i did this year i will scream my lungs out and run away to a forest
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needing music in the background to concentrate🤝 getting distracted by the music
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once i find the will to get off this bed it's over for y'all
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"who hurt you?" literally no one dude. i have no idea why im like this
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according to Indian rules if you are using your phone when you are sick then you are not sick
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when is it my turn to get the feminine urge to study for three hours straight?
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my problem is that i hate going to bed but i hate waking up and i hate having to leave my house but i hate having to come home
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yes my music taste is very diverse i listen to nine different taylor swift albums in a day
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My love language is telling you everything that happens in my day
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iron deficiency... bad posture... constant headaches... no energy... i'm like a living zombie at this point bye
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everybody is a gangsta untill they're asked to introduce themselves
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you ever think about how the indian education system is really just. the worst and then get really angry but can only spent like 10 minutes on that anger because you have to go back to studying
#cancelboardexams2021
#ExamWarriors
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so all santoor adds were basically saying "this soap will make u a milf" and everyone was okay with that?
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say it with me, British accents are hot. If you agree, raise your hand. If not, raise your standards.
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Can Someone find the 12 year old me who used to pack her bags according to the time table? And the night before ?
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did your parents make you practice going to bed early on the last few days of vacation because school was starting soon, or are you normal?
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"you've changed" bro i went through like two seasons worth of character development over the pandemic
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hate how my parents assume i'm being lazy and unproductive when i'm on my phone. like i could be writing poetry or reading an ebook or learning a new language. i mean, i'm not, but i could be.
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the inherent romance of sharing songs with someone knowing that they’ll be thinking of you everytime the song plays
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i strongly believe that most arguments happen cause someone hasn’t eaten yet
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when you crave academic validation but also live and breathe procrastination.
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why can't humans just evaporate when they need a break and then come back in the form of rain when they're ready
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desi culture is eating Hide n Seek biscuits strip by strip of the biscuit and then suffering a heartbreak when the middle strip breaks
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"i need a girlfriend" "i need a boyfriend”
no babe you need mental stability
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you raise your voice on me for two mins and i won't be able to recover for thirteen business days
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the moment when you are sitting in a classroom, its storming outside and suddenly when the wind blows too hard and the door shuts loudly and everyone goes
OoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOOoOOoOoOOhhhH
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‘mothers day’ ‘fathers day’ but where is eldest daughters day??
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Indian culture is knowing all the lyrics to the batameez dil rap
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Indian parents after giving a 2 hour lecture:
We’ve stopped telling her anything only / there’s no point telling her anything.
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Love how the education ministry is having a virtual meeting and asking us to attend offline exams.
#cancelboardexams
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I hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea, but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore!
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all Indian households have a place where they put all the plastic bags. And it usually has a large plastic bag with others in it.
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i wish it was cold because i look cute in sweaters and boys look cute in sweaters and everyone looks cute in sweaters give me sweaters
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does anyone still remember those Geronimo Stilton and Thea Stilton books???
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it's sad how one sighs and rolls their eyes, when they see us celebrating ram mandir.
yes, i know there's a political angle to it. there always is. to every single thing.
but no, you do not get to mock us for being excited. it was a socio-religious dispute first.
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10/12th grade teachers be like : this specific question came in board paper 10 years ago. so learn it
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my life is a constant dilemma of am i being a bad friend? or are my friends treating me badly?
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remember when we were really little we would go to sharpen our pencil and our friend would join us there, right by the dustbin, and we would have an entire gossip session in the middle of class? those were the days.
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It's a pity that we indian schools do not have proms, dances, homecoming and things like that bcuz those would require physical contact between boys and girls and oh we couldn't have that now could we🙄
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you haven't experienced pain if you haven't tried to pick up a scale (ruler) off the floor and failed. multiple. times.
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I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow.
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Whoever’s idea it was to fill the bottom of an ice cream cone with chocolate deserves a Nobel Peace prize
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Indian parents will force you to converse in English and consume media in English as a child and then call you 'westernised' cause you find your mother tongue difficult <3
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Indian parents saw 3 idiots, laughed at the jokes, and forgot that at its heart it is a story of letting your kids do what they want and not pressurize them into jobs they hate
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Gujarati culture is your mom telling you to turn off the cooker after a certain number of ‘seetis’ and you zoning out and then panicking bc you dont remember how many ‘seetis’ have passed
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Is it an Indian mom thing to do doodles on a random paper laying around while being on the phone
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if you sat in the last seat of the bus during school trips you were cool
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the thought of going to give the exams is scary, unjust internal marking and assessment is also scary and the thought of postponement and dragging this whole thing on is the scariest. in conclusion I do not know what I want, all I know is I want this to be over .
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girls who are always initially viewed as cool and intimidating until people get to know them only to realize that they are actually just introverted and awkward and deeply embarrassing club
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at first i was like mmmm i wanna run away to another country as a joke. but bro, i don’t think it’s a joke anymore
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How will priyanka chopra ask nick to sing more??
‘Organic’
My sense of humour apologises.
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Indian sex education: if we don’t tell them what’s sex, they won’t have sex.
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So a not so fun fact-
Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950's?
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"Speak English at all times, this is an English medium school" LIKE PLS GET OVER UR COLONIAL HANGOVER. DESI LANGUAGES ARE AWESOME SU.
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I think my unkempt hair, misbuttoned shirts and dark eyes are actually adding to my aesthetic
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some of you have never had spoonfulls of bournvita straight out the packet and it shows.
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Look after I die, if someone says some things like, ‘don't cry, she would want you to be happy’ ,don't listen to them. Mourn me for months. Remember my fantastic existence. An album dedicated to me would be nice
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“I’m a morning bird” “I’m a night owl” well I’m a midday iguana
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choosing a whatsapp profile picture that is acceptable to all family and friends and does not offend anyone but also isn't my best picture but is a good picture can be such a difficult task
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Parents, literally anywhere in the world: As long as my child is happy, who cares what people think?
Indian parents: As long as *I* am happy with what people think of my kid and in extension of *my* parenting, who cares what my child thinks?
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“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”
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Do you u ever get super motivated to clean your whole room but the energy runs down midway, so you just sit there with all the books and clothes scrawled around and all chaotic rethinking ur life decisions?
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Being an Indian high schooler is wanting to make your room like the “ones I've seen American people post, with Polaroids and fairy lights and posters”
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Does anyone remember club penguin? And fruit ninja? And subway surfers? And temple run? And candy crush? Or am I ancient
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The reason it's Sweet Sixteen in the U.S. is because over there, you can get your driver's license at sixteen, it isn't in India because over here we don't get a driver's license at sixteen, we just get anxiety and Boards.
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Indian parents be like I could have loved you but you forgot to switch off the light in your room
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do i waste a lot of time making people randomly happy? yes . is it toxic for me? yes .
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i never should’ve learned the words ‘like’ and ‘literally’
Like, i literally can't unlearn them now.
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"your internet connection is unstable" …so am I. do u see me complaining!???
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Can we bring back handwritten letters?Can we just write letters and leave them in odd spots everywhere. In books under items in grocery stores, everywhere.
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the sexual tension between sanitizer and the undiscovered bruises on my hands
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anyone who can eat mangoes without spilling any on their clothes can do anything in life
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dear diary, today i did nothing and tomorrow i will do nothing. it is very exhausting doing nothing. love u xx
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why did schools do more to punish girls wearing nail polish than they did to actual bullies ?
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hey you wanna know what a horse eats? read the first word again
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My dad will stand in front of the tv, watch what I’m watching for 5 minutes, then say “what rubbish are you watching” and then walk away
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the urge to fix my life starting today but its a saturday. i'll start on monday
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