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Emily Segal

@khole_emily

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MERCURY RETROGRADE: A NOVEL ( @deluge_books , 2020) – founding partner @nemesis_global – formerly @kholetrends

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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
4 years
Technically I’m sleeping rn but
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Emily Segal
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Here we go again
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blizzy
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After the post covid surge of maximalism and self expression there is something really chic about being normal and dressing normal
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Emily Segal
4 years
My book proofs arrived!!!!!!!
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Emily Segal
4 years
Welcome to the crowdfund for my new novel BURN ALPHA!!!!
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Emily Segal
9 months
The only thing this photo makes me think of is the insight of @peligrietzer that T Swift is like an autistic person whose special interest is “normal stuff”
@mattyglesias
Matthew Yglesias
9 months
I love this photo because it invokes primal reactions in people. They are the couple everyone wishes they were in high school. They represent the summun of popularity and success. Those who fall short this ideal cannot help but feel the sting of envy. A mirror into your soul.
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
5 years
Here i am quoted in the William Gibson new yorker profile gonna lie down and die now
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Emily Segal
4 years
One of my fave things was when my mom said “you saying you don’t care about my renovation is like me saying I don’t care about your novel”
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Emily Segal
3 years
Honored to announce my new project KNOTS @k_n_o_t_s_ KNOTS launches Friday February 18, 2022 at
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Emily Segal
4 years
Daily reminder that hope and fear are equally delusional xoxo
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7 months
Did you know genesis p-orridge did their body mod with money from a settlement from suing Rick Rubin
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Emily Segal
3 years
there is so much brilliant and deranged research on "time" on @AREdotNA . oodles and oodles of it
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Emily Segal
8 years
my piece on @Cat_Marnell , amphetamines and anti-resilience feminism is live today on @textezurkunst <3!
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Emily Segal
4 years
The language in this article is so patronizing. Particularly the adjectives..."juvenile" "greedy" get a life new york times
@nytimes
The New York Times
4 years
Amateur investors, perhaps propelled by a mix of greed and boredom, are looking to teach Wall Street a lesson. They’ve come together on a popular Reddit page, Wall Street Bets, to push the stock of companies like GameStop — up 1,700% — to outrageous highs.
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4 years
this may sound corny but i think its useful to spend time actively imagining best case scenarios in addition to the worst case ones
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4 years
isnt the logical first step of architecture school...camping?
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
2 years
Finished the 2nd draft of my novel-in-progress ⚠️BURN ALPHA⚠️ also known as $NOVEL
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Emily Segal
2 years
I am extremely pleased to present the new @nemesis_global memo MAX PAIN (A HISTORY OF THE RECENT PAST) which was accordingly suffered over for months to provide a few moments of reading pleasure Or pain Whatever works for you
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Emily Segal
4 years
Least favorite headline of all time ?
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Emily Segal
3 years
Today I’m ~very excited~ to launch three new works on @foliafoliafolia – CODE OF HOLES, PLASTIC BEACH and THE FUTURIST. These three NFT works are generative poems I created with new digital language models and algorithms, plus my own poetic composition.
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
4 years
New Nemesis report drops tomorrow :)
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Emily Segal
3 years
*highest pitch squealing known to man* I’m getting married tomorrow
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Emily Segal
4 years
Me talking about crypto is very forty year old virgin “bag of sand” energy
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4 years
Should i crowdfund my new novel on @viamirror ? It's a total fire plot and all of you freaks will find it utterly delicious...im certain
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4 years
Funny, nobody at the lesbian hot springs wants to hear about the complexity of my interrelated new media schemes 🤔
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Emily Segal
3 years
To all those $NOVEL holders, first of all you’re hot, second of all: updates coming soon and thank you for your patience xox
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Emily Segal
4 years
I want to start a Deluge DAO that gives money to writers
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3 years
This is what my book is about
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Emily Segal
4 years
I have cracked a basic bitch pink can of wine,, and im crying and listen to three six mafia because i have officially lost it
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Emily Segal
6 years
#dadstyle is *not* about being a dad. It’s about sex. First Nemesis mention today in the NYT !!
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Emily Segal
4 years
Impending subprime clout crisis
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Emily Segal
4 years
Time for your daily reminder that epstein was my mom's hs math teacher
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Emily Segal
4 years
In May it'll be 10 years since the first K-HOLE report... ample time to prepare our self harm strategies in advance of this milestone :*
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Emily Segal
4 years
Been on the horn nonstop the last 48 hours...and what can i say...NFTs got the fam TRIGGERED
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Emily Segal
7 years
Deeply enjoying myself
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Emily Segal
4 years
What a time to be alive
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Emily Segal
1 year
eXe is the name of the fictional startup in my novel mercury retrograde
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4 years
It’s easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of Spotify
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Emily Segal
3 years
Excited for y’all to hear my @1nterdependence episode ::)
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
4 years
Honest Q has Semiotexte ever published somebody fat
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
4 years
I'm starting a small press called DELUGE. more on that soon. our first event is on Zoom tomorrow, Friday, August 7th at 7pm PT and I would love it so much if you joined me. you can register at
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
3 years
Better than my book
@roshanpateI
Roshan Patel
3 years
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of startup pitch meetings and then asked it to re-create a startup pitch meeting of its own. Here is the first page.
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Emily Segal
3 years
Kaddish for Virgil today. Still haven’t processed it, don’t know when I will. He was an amazing friend and collaborator and his generosity of spirit inspired so many people including me. An amazing life. May his memory be a blessing 🖤
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
6 years
Once..i was on ecstasy and Alexander Wang elbowed me in the face
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Emily Segal
4 years
I literally love her
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
2 years
My inner monologue in a nutshell
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Emily Segal
7 years
True luxury is the absence of ALL desire
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Emily Segal
9 months
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
6 months
K-HOLE
@garyzhexizhang
Gary Zhexi Zhang
6 months
what if art schools were more like k-pop academies, you train for 4 years until most of you are relegated and the ones that survive are amalgamated into a single practice that is shepherded to stardom by a stern but charismatic leader
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6 years
Fashion so fast that the clothes wont ever exist
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Emily Segal
4 years
“Post” internet is back so hard that even ASICS are hitting the TL...og internet artist choice...let’s get a splatter on those
@techspec_
jeremy karl
4 years
never thought i'd be stanning asics, but i guess all the other brands to busy doing shit celebrity collabs
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Emily Segal
4 years
I wrote a slightly stupid article for you guys summarizing the glut of 2020s trend predictions...a meta-trend review if you will
@guardian
The Guardian
4 years
What will the next decade bring? Here are 20 predictions from trend forecasters | Emily Segal
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Emily Segal
3 years
loved doing this :)
@hollyherndon
Holly Herndon
3 years
We just posted our @1nterdependence episode with @khole_emily ! We discussed her new novel "Mercury Retrograde", and how lessons from the post internet art era informed her new publishing experiments on web 3 🤝🪄🌹
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2 years
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Emily Segal
4 years
I believe novels can and should be escapist and critical at the same time
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Emily Segal
3 years
I've been hoarding some cute docs Going to share these with the $NOVEL crew soon for their summer reading pleasure
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Emily Segal
4 years
My last words on this issue. Also it’s not looming it’s here but things get lost in translationnnnnnn
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Emily Segal
4 years
Listening to yeezus in honor of the K-HOLE NFT lol
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Emily Segal
3 years
Literally sobbing my eyes out rn @k_n_o_t_s_
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Emily Segal
4 years
GOAL REACHED! CROWDFUND IS CLOSED!!!! Thank you to everyone who made this legitimately one of the most insane days of my life
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Emily Segal
4 years
My first Guardian op-ed is here! It’s about today’s great conjunction and resulting epochal shift, trend forecasting and a new “up in the air” era 🏄‍♀️✨
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
4 years
Poems should be more like memes
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Emily Segal
3 years
I read the creative independent a lot when I was writing my book and hunting for tips. Stoked about this interview 🎀💾🎀 @thecreativeindp
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
5 months
I keep fantasizing that if I create the perfect annotated bibliography with all the right sources and first person testimony organized just so, all the myths busted with clarity, my family will stop being rabidly genocidal. I know this is idiotic
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
3 years
TIME TO PREORDER AMOR CRINGE BY @kalladomcdowell A novelette written with the intention of being as cringe as possible, half traditionally written, half AI generated, sick beyond belief, about a Tik Tok influencer who seeks g-d <3 COMES OUT APRIL 12 @deluge_books
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Emily Segal
9 years
"for a tiny segment of the population this is gonna be like the last harry potter" - @khole_sean http://t.co/1Yd8GyMFVC
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
3 years
Deranged
@Israel
Israel ישראל
3 years
It's been a difficult night for us, exhausted after spending hours in bomb shelters, but waking up to so many messages of support from you guys helps. Thank you ♥️.
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4 years
The #gamestop situation reminds me very much of the Bling Ring in which teens saw a particular marc jacobs bag in US Weekly and instead of saving their pennies to buy another identical one, took the media at face value and went and stole THAT MARC JACOBS BAG from Rachel Bilson
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
6 years
I had a dream that opening ceremony published my novel. Lobotomy please
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Emily Segal
4 years
Kaleidoscope guy now out here with some new journal/platform for Terraforma, trying to get full grown adults to write 2000 words of complex cultural analysis for 200 euros...these ppl need to get a grip ASAP
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
4 years
The Dada era "art vs life" divide as the essential creative-philosophical question has become, for us, the internet vs life divide. no further questions at this time :*
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Emily Segal
4 years
New interview out in TANK : )
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Emily Segal
3 years
Licking the sidewalk in nyc
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
4 years
Misshapes nostalgia wave bout to crash down hard on you guys 😘
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
4 years
If you want a PDF of my book to review or cover, hit me up! DMs are open and pre-order time approaches :)
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
4 years
And then I realized,, I was the microdosing entrepreneur
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Emily Segal
3 years
im two thirds of the way through a very rough draft of BURN ALPHA $NOVEL
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Emily Segal
6 years
Gaggjng
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4 years
What do you think, ought i sell the New York Times clipping of my great great grandfather's suicide in his schmatte factory pre 1929-crash as an NFT?
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Emily Segal
3 years
This amazing book is coming out tomorrow 😤 @kalladomcdowell @deluge_books 📈
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Emily Segal
4 years
i have had many fake jobs..post-internet artist, trend forecaster, assistant adjunct blah blah blah..now i can add LA astrologer to the list
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Emily Segal
3 years
no
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Emily Segal
4 years
Trying to come back down to earth this weekend...more updates on $NOVEL soon...for now please accept my massive gratitude to everyone who contributed + encouraged, it has been incredible
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Emily Segal
4 years
NFTs are extremely “thing theory”, yet another echo of the 2000s
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7 years
Without i would die
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Emily Segal
4 years
Our huge web launch is tomorrow...and on top of it, i get to look forward to this event on Dec 1, hosted by real ones and in conversation with an absolute icon !!!
@c0sm0genesis
cosmogenesis
4 years
Ignota Hosts: Mercury Retrograde — 1 December Join @khole_emily and @TeaMichelle for conversation and tarot to launch Mercury Retrograde, Emily’s debut novel published by @deluge_books , a new mass experimental queer press <3
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3 years
I have a super cute project dropping this weekend 🕳🦇🎀⚙️🍭⛓🕳
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Emily Segal
2 years
♨️ CLOWN TOWN ♨️ a concept from MAX PAIN (A RECENT HISTORY) the new @nemesis_global memo
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@khole_emily
Emily Segal
4 years
umami theory of value xo
@maxpearl
max pearl
4 years
Somebody MUST write about the gross-out aesthetics of melted cheese on Instagram
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7 years
Germans eat ice cream in this weird utilitarian way like it’s an essential nutrient they’re forced to consume
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Emily Segal
4 years
Going off my psych meds...see you in hell xo
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Emily Segal
5 years
Coffee + vinegar is worse than its constitutive parts. A suit + sneakers is a greater kind of corny than either worn separately. Most emergence is trivial. The Umami Theory of Value centers on losing your sense of what’s trivial and what’s valuable 💫
@nemesis_global
NEMESIS
5 years
We also published THE UMAMI THEORY OF VALUE on @medium in case that's how you roll ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Emily Segal
2 years
im told this is a bad review but i like the pic
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Caroline O. Jebens
2 years
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Emily Segal
4 years
Emily in Paris
@ryanbeckwith
Ryan Teague Beckwith
4 years
Your "Emily in Paris" name is your first name plus a city that somewhat vaguely rhymes with it. I'm Ryan in Lyon.
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this is the topic of my book mercury retrograde
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Emily Segal
7 years
“This dj has no integrity”
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Emily Segal
7 days
There i was...on stage.....
@futurecommerce
Future Commerce
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“When we are looking at the world in terms of vibes, we are seeing the world the way an algorithm sees it.” @khole_emily , co-founder of @nemesis_global at VISIONS
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