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@khaliditis
Khalid
10 months
sorry oo but 7k for noodles??? kilode?
@AceTolulope
Mo’ 💕
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@khaliditis
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4 months
I will marry the best of the best!!!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
9 months
Mosque Nikkah after Asri, share Coke & Fanta… and biscuits to the kids… meatpie for adults that came around during Asri…. AbuShe bushey….
@pherlicks
Ardeh♠️
9 months
A proper wedding in Nigeria costs 10-35m?
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@khaliditis
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@BJAdeparusi
Bobola J. Adeparusi
5 months
You called, I answered 😀✅ This was how I met my wife on this app🥳🥳
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@khaliditis
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1 year
inside mosque between maghrib and ishai >>>>>>>>
@instablog9ja
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1 year
High cost of wedding: Man wonders aloud
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@khaliditis
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1 year
September Dump 🚮🗑️
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@khaliditis
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5 months
I knew I wasn’t about this life when I was on a cinema date and I slept off… and yea she gave me a knock 😭…
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@khaliditis
Khalid
10 months
@tinugrills shredded beef... with boiled egg... 😭
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@khaliditis
Khalid
10 months
@_aphiz kosi wahala nigbayen
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@khaliditis
Khalid
4 months
Last Eid being single! Who’s with me?
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@khaliditis
Khalid
5 months
31 on 31 Alhamdullilah!!!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
11 months
@PremierCoolNG You guyz still exist?
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@khaliditis
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@OmHaddy That was a wake up call 😂
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@khaliditis
Khalid
10 months
@AlmustaqimB wey go last for weeks
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@khaliditis
Khalid
5 months
When life gives you lemon… Squeeze it inside zainab’s eye!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
6 months
All the nights you slept alone drying your tears from your eyes... Allah sees it and May Allah grant you all your hearts desire...
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@khaliditis
Khalid
11 months
Always remind eachother when it’s time for solat 👍🏾
@Abdulqoyum_2
Hon.Abdulqoyum 💪
11 months
Muslim brother code 111:
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@khaliditis
Khalid
7 months
Last ramadan single…. who’s with me 🙏🏽
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@khaliditis
Khalid
3 months
@realmuhammadd Head, Hand…, or better still get himself busy with real life issues… period would be over soon!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
Not me!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
3 years
@bowenuniversity @timi_iov So una go con expel am if he no commot him tattoos… 😃
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@khaliditis
Khalid
9 months
Having a Job that has a career path is different from just having a job that pays the bills...
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@khaliditis
Khalid
7 months
Say it after me!!! Allahumma innaka ‘afuwwun tuhibbul-‘afwa, fa’fu ‘anni.
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@khaliditis
Khalid
8 months
All of una just dey do by force by fire Masters for UK… Some people don get like 3 masters now… 😂
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@khaliditis
Khalid
4 months
Stop idolizing others as moral icons... remember, everyone has feet of clay, and even the most admired can stumble.
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@khaliditis
Khalid
7 months
You’d be craving for everything in the world only for you to drink water after iftar like this and all cravings would disappear… 😩
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@khaliditis
Khalid
10 months
@Whyiize1 there is nothing on the bigger picture... just two women...
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@khaliditis
Khalid
4 months
Eid Mubarak!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
5 months
Jumaah Mubarak…
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
Eid Mubarak 🙈… Demoning 🥹
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@khaliditis
Khalid
10 months
let’s do some TBT
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@khaliditis
Khalid
4 months
@OmHaddy wished she gave him a second one… ‘cos why he go dey beat adult your supposedly partner?
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@khaliditis
Khalid
2 months
@mukhtar_usman You dey believe gender wey go use emotions blackmail you… talk about emotional intelligence 😂
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
If we use this kind agba @Oli_Ekun do senator… instead of fixing potholes in Ikotun… he would be using constituency money to send woman to paris.
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@khaliditis
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7 months
Well… 🤭 #EbaforSahur
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
As an overthinker... when someone says "Can I ask you something?" my immediate reply says "yea shoot!" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief.
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
Everybody should do astagafirullah 10, 000 today 🙏🏽
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1 year
@TNU_K_ If she makes it a point of reference… it is a valid reason to breakup…
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@joe4realzz
𝒋 💸
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ⓘ You have a fine face card show it off
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
Nigeria suppose get ein own economics text book… ‘cos the normal one no dey work for our economy.
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@khaliditis
Khalid
4 months
It’s a different type of pain when you’re going through stuff and need someone to talk to but you don’t want to bother anyone… so you just sit there drowning in your own thoughts wondering when it’s all going to end…
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@mvccido_szn
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quote with a photo of yourself that you love.
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
1k likes... I will reCreate...
@funanyachukwu
Man like Ify
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She said “Yes” ❤️😎😎
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1 year
Aseju ni talking stage… Just pray along side her popsi at the same masjid and salamo to eachother… abushe bushey… 👍🏾
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One day I would post a video of me here where I was in WWTBAM… 😂 as a contestant!
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Khalid
4 months
You are wondering why you are still single??? Iwa eh o da naw…
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Khalid
2 months
Allow your marriage to stand the test of time before you start testifying you met your best-friend!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
@chikadibia__ The haircut was so scary back then 😂
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@khaliditis
Khalid
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@Jesugbemi4 MAke them no allow am touch ball again 😂
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@khaliditis
Khalid
7 months
Just ‘cos Friyay… Jumaah Mubarak…
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@khaliditis
Khalid
4 months
BE THERE!!!
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@DamolaOptimist
Oyindamola ❤️
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@khaliditis Eid Mubarak
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@UnclebeeOla
Abd Basit The Big Asset♥️
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Quote this with a picture and I’ll guess your; Age : Height : Ethnicity: Job:
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@khaliditis
Khalid
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@Yeesourlarh
Sis 💀
1 year
Reply or Quote this post with a food you made that made you think you can Cook 😏🫵🏽
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Khalid
1 year
my cooking skill >>>>>>>>>>>>
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
Overthinkers when they finally get the chance to say something they've thought 'bout for twelve days straight: "Oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but..."
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@_VALKlNG
valking ♔
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Your top 4 pictures of 2023?
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@khaliditis
Khalid
10 months
No more talking stages again… marriage straight…. now
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Khalid
1 year
Hope you have prayed Isha'a... May Allah reward us with the best 🙏🏾.
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
Some of you are doing way better in real life. than some people you hold to high regards here…
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@khaliditis
Khalid
7 months
Oh Allah, assist me in remembering You, and being grateful to You and worshiping you in a beautiful manner.
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@khaliditis
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@Iameniolamyde
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20yrs - 45yrs old , bless us with your picture/video. Let’s see you and appreciate God’s creatures.
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@khaliditis
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@ssc_zhith
𝗟𝘂'.
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Let me see your face cards.
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@khaliditis
Khalid
5 months
@KissHenna thank you 😊… you want your kids to write ✍️ that way too?🥹
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Khalid
1 year
Trust an overthinker when they tell you they love you... They’ve already thought of every possible reason to not love you.
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@khaliditis
Khalid
3 months
Feminism gives women rights…. Islam gives women rights… In Islam Our rights are given by Allah but Feminism rights are stated by humans… In Islam it’s based on equity rather than equality…In Islam we recognized both are equally valuable at their own rights and cannot be same
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
@thisismide__ My own problem is that… I hope he is not looking for a bus?
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
@____abiodun____ Person go dey scroll jeje with hunger... kon jam abiodun's tweet... the hunger go kan start dey look like ulcer 😭
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@khaliditis
Khalid
4 months
I like the idea of love… eye to eye gazing, hand holding… heart to heart conversations…
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@khaliditis
Khalid
2 months
If I tell you before waist beads became fashion… it’s used to check if you are adding or reducing weight…
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@khaliditis
Khalid
3 months
We don’t talk about how timing has a lot of effect in relationships often… you can meet the right person at the wrong time… where they are not emotionally, financially ready!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
Dump 🚮
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
Person no even get any August dump anything… Wetyn I achieve for this August gan gan???
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Khalid
1 month
Stay single until someone compliments your life in a way that makes it better than being single. Until then… Don’t Settle!!!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
8 months
He is Allah: the Creator, the Inventor, the Shaper. He ‘alone’ has the Most Beautiful Names. Whatever is in the heavens and the earth ˹constantly˺ glorifies Him. And He is the Almighty, All-Wise…
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@khaliditis
Khalid
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You are somebody’s answered prayer…
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Khalid
7 months
Alhamdullilahi...
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@khaliditis
Khalid
6 months
Bullying doesn’t end in school… and they come in different forms.
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@khaliditis
Khalid
2 years
@Iampenlord Me after reading this thread
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@khaliditis
Khalid
9 months
Just because we don’t document when we step out to have a nice time doesn’t mean we don’t go out… We just don’t feel the need to feed your eyes or egos…
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@khaliditis
Khalid
3 months
You post me, I post you, You act single. I'll act single. You claim me. I'll claim you. You play games. I'll play games too. Show no interest, I'll show no effort. Put me second and I'll put you last. Simple as that... 'cos shit go both ways!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
6 months
We are all turning 31 this year right???
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@khaliditis
Khalid
6 months
Ending a relationship you genuinely hoped would succeed is like trying to fold a fitted sheet… confusing, frustrating, but eventually, you just have to accept the wrinkles and move on.
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@khaliditis
Khalid
7 months
O Allah! I fasted for You and I believe in You and I put my trust in You and I… Allahumma inni laka sumtu wa bika aamantu wa alayka tawakkaltu wa ala rizq-ika-aftartu Shey time ti pe???
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@khaliditis
Khalid
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Choosing the right mother for your kids is more important than choosing a beautiful wife for yourself...!
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Khalid
3 months
I CAN take a joke, I CAN'T take disrespect disguised as a joke... There's a difference!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
Just look at yourself... look how far you have come, look at your health... then please say "Alhamdulillah".
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Khalid
3 months
wtf….
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@khaliditis
Khalid
11 months
I still want some milk…
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@khaliditis
Khalid
9 months
This opening line… 🤣🤣🤣
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@khaliditis
Khalid
3 months
Someday, all the love you’ve given to the wrong people will find its way back to you in someone who’s waited their whole life for your kind of love!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
4 months
@harbsart Once in a while excursion with the authorities is good!
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@khaliditis
Khalid
1 year
Wow! that was fast.
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