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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
Lack of diversity in tech is the reason why Twitter stories are called fleets.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
6 years
He has the voice of the nephew who sings just well enough to sing Happy Birthday at the cousin bday party but nothing else.
@DailyJacquees
Daily Jacquees
6 years
Let’s talk about how he killed this so easily 😩🙌🏽
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
Y’ALL!!!!! @ V in a circle twitter!!!!!!
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
Graduated from law school Magna Cum Laude . ✅Federal clerkship .✅2 full-time offers .✅6 CALI Awards .✅3 scholarships .✅Henry Ramsey Dean’s Fellow . Did everything I said I would!
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
@NakyaJoi That is why! But clearly nobody in the room knew the other meaning.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
Rape accusations don’t ruin people’s lives the way y’all think they do. Our presidential candidates are great evidence of that. The mental effects of rape on a survivor, however. .
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
3 years
I passed the California Bar Exam omg shaking!!!!!!.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
1 year
HOLY SHIT THE ICJ FOUND THAT THE ELEMENTS ARE SUFFICIENT TO ESTABLISH PRIMA FACIE THE EXISTENCE OF A DISPUTE BETWEEN THE PARTIES RELATING TO FULFILLMENT OF THE GENOCIDE CONVENTION.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
@laurenluvsveg Hey! I know you have good intentions but now is one of those times where it’s most helpful to amplify Black Lives Matter by itself. I understand the similarity of oppression, but this video and too many of the comments underneath are reading like “Black people are animals.”.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
Mfs talmbout “Happy Earth Day” but not vegan. Y’all don’t really love earth.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
2 years
Vegan for 8 years. Teeth falling out. Going bald. Anything for the animals though 🐮
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@viva_vegana
Mazeratie Sweet
2 years
Vegan 6yrs and obviously very sad about it :(
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
I’d lose my mind at a Paramore concert.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
3 years
Ok this is how it turned out!
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
3 years
Getting my hair professionally done for the first time in YEARS tomorrow. What loc style should I get?? 😩.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
Black-owned AND vegan?!? Sold.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
3 years
Sooo…not Russell Wilsons.
@lilduval
lil duval
3 years
News flash its a lot of Russell Wilson’s out here. y’all just ignoring them cuz they not rich.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
Received a scholarship and a fellowship that will pay me and my bar expenses next summer. I AM where the money resides!!!!.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
I think this is my best roasted cauliflower yet!
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
My hands hurt so bad from rolling out the dough, but it was sooo good! Ravioli from scratch with Impossible meat filling👩🏾‍🍳
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
Need a circle v version of Chef Boyardee ravioli!!!!.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
3 years
Also the fact that she competed with a fro. I don’t think I’ve seen that before. Crying brb 🥺.
@brandace_
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3 years
happy black history month. here’s some black excellence.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
I’ve had consensual secks with one of the men who was accused today but I would sooner make a wig out of eyelashes than tell the next woman that because he didn’t do it to me, he couldn’t have done it to her. Like are you serious ladies?!?! Your internalized misogyny is showing.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
@laurenluvsveg Please keep in mind that kind of rhetoric/thinking was used to justify enslavement of black people in the first place.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
@spongysteph I hope this is for the namers of things at Twitter and not me.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
7 years
I remember singing this four years ago at our pinning ceremony and feeling so proud and literally crying because I couldn’t believe I was singing the Negro National Anthem at school. Now I’m an Alumna of Howard University. Woah
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
6 years
Y’all finna “do your research” Trump right back into office 🤢.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
Not me securing THREE full-time offers. That’s really crazy 🤪.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
“I HATE it here”.*moves to France*. -Josephine Baker
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
Your fears of soy and msg are racist. There, I said it!.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
3 years
This spicy eggplant w/ tofu & basil is perhaps the best thing I’ve ever made. Xoxo
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
7 years
I’m good anywhere I go🌞
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
AND DID!.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
@heartofmia @VelvetDiamante Bc she’s also a black Cuban I’m pretty sure.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
Thinking about how my firm asked us our favorite Taylor Swift album as an icebreaker. That was not very diversity and inclusion of them 🥴.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
Cauliflower orange chicken by me!
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
@chrissyteigen Read the room, Chrissy.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
@sheranelamar -the best GALentine to ever do it❤️.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
#MalcolmAndMarie is absolutely DOING IT FOR ME!!!!.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
When restaurants have a beyond or impossible burger but the bun isn't vegan<<<<<. Talmbout "oh how bout a lettuce wrap?" Do I look like Brer Rabbit?!?!!!??.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
When someone asks me what my vegan shrimp, burger, etc. is made out of.
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ImKindOfTrash
4 years
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
7 years
Finale✨
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
6 years
I think it’s time for a boyfriend. They look fun! Mixed reviews but thousands of reviews so apparently everyone has one. I’d like to be a verified purchaser.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
My dad heard Ariana Grande nasty song 34+35 and said “she dun lost weight and lost her mind” because he. confused her with ADELE.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
7 years
Update: a yoga date has been planned 😏
@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
7 years
My work bf (in my head) loved my closing playlist and sent it to himself from my phone so now I have his number
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
It’s me and my best friend graduating top 5 in our class for me.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
3 years
Just booked my first therapy appointment ever! can't wait to gossip.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
I can’t believe that instead of mourning the loss of Oluwatoyin Salau and vowing to protect Black women, Black men got on this app to say Black women are “changing the subject” by speaking up for ourselves when nobody else will. Y’all sound like white folks!.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
6 years
Is this a joke? Lmao please heal.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
8 years
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
@quinnanimallove @laurenluvsveg Quinn, this comment is not it.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
3 years
Be Without You by Mary J. Blige is way too intense of a song to be playing in the grocery store. I come to Whole Foods for peace of mind and now I’m sad!!!!.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
He gave me a slice of cheesecake for Valentine’s Day. I’m allergic to dairy and vegan.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
Second day in the gym. No results, just vibes 😌.
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coco canail
4 years
Vaxxed and waxed! Who wanna kiss 🤪.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
6 years
First homecoming as an alumna✨
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
Sooo. healthcare?.
@khalilmsaadiq
Khalil.
4 years
this headline is WILDLY misleading. the Arkansas bill, HB 1570, bans gender reassignment surgery & hormone treatment for minors. no one is denying healthcare to children. divisive clickbait. do better.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
3 years
4 hours later and my African American heart is still tickled to death at the spelling of “breakfast” here. Black excellence if I do say so myself.
@MelechThomas
Melech.
3 years
Made a lil breffis. Finna put sumn on my stumick.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
Just booked my flight home to vote in person because I’m from a swing state and I’ll be damned.
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coco canail
4 years
Are you vegan? The problem is that you think veganism has something to do with health. Please only speak twice a month max.
@MrKlutch96
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4 years
The problem with most people transitioning to a vegan diet is their still eating unhealthy stuff. Please only eat this twice a month max.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
1 year
I’m so glad Usher finally knows that Superstar is one of his best songs.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
I can’t believe Chadwick filmed all those movies while battling cancer. Excuse me while I cry.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
got a dm asking about my experience at ¿¿¿harvard law?? and my whole thing is. do you think I spelled my own school's name wrong?? The school I attended not once but TWICE?.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
I have 2 of my dream jobs lined up right now and that really sits right with my spirit.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
Here I go smilin at mfs wit my mask on again. Stupid.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
11 years
Stop teaching girls how to not get raped while neglecting to teach young men not to rape & condoning rape jokes #jadapose #JusticeforJada.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
11 months
Sometimes I think about when a certain conventionally unattractive man went through my phone and saw that I told my friend “his face had to grow on me,” so he turned on Big Sean’s IDFWU and rapped the whole song to me bar for bar. I vowed to never give an ugly man a chance again.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
3 years
Not him having heat damage.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
7 years
Hiked 10 miles for my 21st bday. Yaaaay!
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
6 years
I made vegan gumbo that doesn’t just taste/look like vegetable soup. My nana approves so I’ll be opening my vegan restaurant in 2019. Thx
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
1 year
Went to trial last November after having been at my firm for like 3 weeks. Just got the opinion back. WE WON!!!!.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
@Melissa__Webb He’s running for state senator!
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
9 years
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
7 years
*students (some of whom are in FLA) were coerced into meeting w/ Pres. Frederick & Hadley under the pretense that they’d be meeting w/ COO Dubroy & Provost Wutoh to discuss concerns of international students
@TheHilltopHU
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.@TheHilltopHU reached out to the university for comment on the students @HUPrez17 met with. University officials confirmed that @HUPrez17 met with students from @HUnited_, Bison Stem Scholars, @leadwithFLA, and a group of graduate students.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
1 year
I always regret being the bigger person. Gonna be veeeeery tiny this year.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
In the wild, hips go right at the bottom of the booty. Anywhere higher is the work of a surgeon. That’s why my favorite singer’s bbl is so obvious and yes I have to tweet about it every 3 months.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
I saw Solange in a restaurant on Sunday and I did not react at all because I am very cool and totally not starstruck by celebrities jk I lost feeling in my knees.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
I’m so pretty sometimes I look in the mirror and scream.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
AND DID!!!!.
@cmclymer
Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦
4 years
Damn, Zendaya beat out Jennifer Aniston, Olivia Colman, Jodie Comer, Laura Linney, and Sandra Oh. That is a STACKED category. #Emmys.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
In the corporate world???!? Do words mean anything anymore?.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
<---extremely pretty.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
My best friend sent me this pic from Wegmans. That’s her beautiful thumb 😍.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
@veganhippiesol DC, 23, hetero, drunken noodles w/ tofu
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
3 years
The first black woman SCOTUS justice having locs reeeeally does something for my spirit on this morning.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
Another day another black vegan man revealing himself to be a hotep. That’s why I’m marrying a meat eater.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
@LetsTalkLegal_ Of course she’d already seen it 🙄
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
Did I tell y’all I interviewed for a thing yesterday and got an offer today? Love when I do that!.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
Soooo many gems here but I think my favorite is “For every ‘demonic’ symbol you can point out in Ifa, there is probably a parallel in Christianity. The only difference is one was colonized.”. PLEASE READ!.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
The way I snatched my helmet of salvation off when this man FaceTimed me. We not there yet.
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coco canail
5 years
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
1 year
No thoughts other than why did they do this with no grills in their mouths?? Lame. Maybe it’s the [redacted state] in me.
@KenHeLive
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1 year
😂😂😂She said fuck you weird ass hoes.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
@snarkeigh The walk does it for me every time
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
8 years
#blackoutday ✊🏾
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
Ahhh, the before times 🥺
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@saveannah
Savannah Cristina
4 years
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
They shoulda put Jazmine Sullivan on the program.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
Stop posting copaganda.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
6 years
Yuck forgot I’m from one of those cities where you have to wonder if the black man you think is cute dates black girls or not.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
4 years
It’s giving Tayleigh, McKarty, Nayvie, Maylee, Lakynn.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
I love men who pay for all the women in the friend group!!! HELLO!! Would you like some marriage?.
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@khalesalad_esq
coco canail
5 years
It does not. Here y’all go again. My rapist is a black man with a great life and he is not unique.
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