Cami
@khaamee
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Clinical Psychologist. Soft Igbo woman. Don’t stain my white.
Joined April 2012
One thing about me, I’ll always pay for convenience. As long as I have the money, I will pay. Life is hard enough already.
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Thank you all for your prayers. My brothers were released at midnight. They’re back!!!.
Tomorrow would make it a week my two brothers aged 19 and 8 were kidnapped. They are my only siblings. Words can’t even describe the pain and torture this past week has been. Please keep my family in your prayers.
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Tomorrow would make it a week my two brothers aged 19 and 8 were kidnapped. They are my only siblings. Words can’t even describe the pain and torture this past week has been. Please keep my family in your prayers.
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My MSc degree certificate was delivered yesterday. I FT’d my parents to show them, after saying congratulations & promising gifts, mum said there’s just one more thing left. If you’re a first born Nigerian girl, you know what it is 😩😭.
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My beef with SA is personal. 5 years next month and each time I remember the autopsy result I shudder. They say God knows best but sometimes I wonder.
My cousin left for SA about 5 years ago. He hasn’t come back since then. He’ll come back this year though, in a body bag.
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Served my dad his dinner, when he was done he said “Nenye, it’s time for that restaurant” 😌☺️
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That tension before y’all kiss for the first time and the gasp after your lips touch >>>>>>>>>>>>.
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“I am done being ashamed”. You would think he was being trolled for something trivial and not being called out for sexual harassment also involving a minor. Ewwwww.
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My cousin left for SA about 5 years ago. He hasn’t come back since then. He’ll come back this year though, in a body bag.
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One of the best ways to meet your husband/wife still remains getting introduced by mutual friends. Tried and tested formula.
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If it’s Jevnik, then by all means, pack up the rest. Nobody should be able to finish Jevnik portions at a go.
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One hill I’m willing to die on is that you can be completely honest to people without being brutal about it. The key is in the delivery of your message so miss me with that I’m brutally honest BS.
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We’ve all had a tough year but show me a pic of you where you felt real joy in 2023? 😊🥰😘.
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No closure, nothing. We don’t know what killed him. “Died from unnatural causes”. “Death is still under investigation”. Nothing can bring him back, yes, but the family needs closure.
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For goodness sake, if you have something to say, just say it. Which one is how are you every 2 business days? I am fine yesterday, today and tomorrow.
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So you mean, ofu onye g’ebu ihe a nine wholesale? Dazznuhright plis.
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I’m sure your girlfriend is tired of your “mean pasta” switch it up this weekend and thank me later.
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Unfortunately, people won’t be good to you simply because you’re good to them. It’s just how the world is, be good regardless.
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After dragging Igbo women all day you’ll still queue up to get a taste of this wickedness so who is doing who? 💀.
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I just want to make money, help people, spoil my family, my man, my friends, travel the world and eat good food. Shikena.
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@pistolsnpoetry Black soap.Diluted ACV as toner .Homemade coffee scrubs.Witch hazel.Baking soda scrub .Peel off masks.
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I can actually call my bosses and lecturers by their names without being told I lack home training.
Nigerians who are abroad? What's the one thing that you've experienced that sent you into waves of culture shock?.
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I’m convinced the requirement for supporting APC is innate stupidity.
Do not vote LP on Saturday…. Sango Olukoso is on the loose. What’s Lagos State Fire service contact please?
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I’m bored so I’m going to make a thread of some of the favourite meals I’ve made.
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I randomly think about the day someone sent my a DM on IG and his opening was “Why so peng? Are you a penguin?”.
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Lmaooo. Ramsey’s lines in Living in Bondage are taking me out 😂😂. Nnamdi: “Obara Jesus”. Richard: “Nope, just Richard”.
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Perfect for date nights at home. It’s simple so you can’t mess it up.
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Ordered a skipping rope over a week ago and it finally came today. I’m not sure what this is.
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I absolutely love how Twitter exposes how a lot of people reason. Make you no go dey crush on nonsense.
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Affliction shall not rise a second time. August will be filled with answered prayers.
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Imagine when Ibe’s kids grow up and see all their dad did with their twitter accounts 😂, they’d always have something to laugh about. Sweet.
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There’s nothing wrong with spreading payments over time if it’s an available option. Buying things outrightly doesn’t mean you’re rich and paying in instalments doesn’t mean you’re poor. Free yourself.
Wait wait wait women buy hair on installment????😭😭😭 Hairrrr???.
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Hope you people discuss parenting styles while courting? Before your child will lash out and one parent is trying to work through the child’s emotions meanwhile the other one don commot belt.
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I don’t know if I say this enough, but I really love Olamide’s Carpe Diem album.
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Lol. Funny how some relationships only happen so you can be a better person for your actual person. If you’re honest with yourself, you’ll see it.
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So this was supposed to up on my YT channel but I filmed in portrait instead of landscape. 🥴 Anyway, enjoy one of the easiest recipes for oven roasted chicken 🥰👅
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I’m not sure a lot of people understand the need to have a partner with good money management skills. I learnt the hard way.
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If someone tells you they don’t deserve you, believe them and move on. If they say you’re too good for them, agree and keep it moving. If they also feel they’re out of your league, the same response applies.
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For my dissertation, I'm at looking at the predictive effects of dispositional forgiveness & rumination on romantic relationships. If you're married, in a relationship or have been out of one for less than 3 months, kindly fill out the survey. Thanks you.
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We’ve been praying the Prayer For Nigeria in Distress every Sunday since I was child. It appears our children will pray that prayer too.
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This hurts so much. I wake up everyday with new levels of hate for Nigeria.
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I find It very difficult to say come and eat. I know it’s courtesy but if I don’t mean it, I can’t say it.
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Lies, lies and more lies. Anambra men are the Yoruba demons of the eastern region. They’re like that rat that bites you and blows on it so you don’t feel a thing.
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It was on the same TL few years ago that I shared a story of how a pastor approached my cousin and I to come to his church and act as cripples so he’ll heal us for 40k.
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My favourite relationship advice has always been “don’t do what you wouldn’t want your partner to do” . It’s so simple, yet so easily forgotten.
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Nna, Igbo men bukwa premium species if you don’t mind a lirru bit of misogyny sha.
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I randomly remember this babe that got married a few years ago to what would be her biggest nightmare and I hope she’s doing okay. It was a beautiful ceremony, lavish and fully funded by her and her parents because apparently the guy’s money was tied up in some investment.
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Something my friend said yesterday reminded of a win I had last week but brushed aside because I have other things I’m praying for that haven’t happened yet. It’s easy to lose sight of things happening for you presently when you’re still chasing other things.
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God bless the men that help you out without asking to sleep with you first. Your children will always find help when they need it.
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Those of you that call Vee real, take a look at Kidd, that’s what real looks like. It’s not carrying bile and hate in your heart and chatting shit behind peoples’ backs.
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Sounds like a solid plan. Adds to list 📝 📝.
Dance to HIGH in the club.When you reach house make love to SINNER.
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I met this guy at a restaurant in Abuja. We exchanged nos but I barely responded to his messages. FF to few months later, I’m leaving Beer Barn, some guy walks to me, we talk for a bit, exchange nos only to see we already had each other’s nos 🤣 . A man with consistent specs>>>.
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I’m going to have a productive and amazing week filled with good news and unmerited favours.
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Women literally die from giving birth and if that doesn’t scare you as her husband I don’t know again.
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The worst part is I don’t even know what Ahneeka and Ifu are arguing about.
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