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@khaamee

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Clinical Psychologist. Soft Igbo woman. Don’t stain my white.

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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Tired of regular stew? Try this instead. 😌😌
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Cami
3 years
I don’t think bellies are meant to be flat sha.
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4 years
One thing about me, I’ll always pay for convenience. As long as I have the money, I will pay. Life is hard enough already.
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Cami
2 years
National me day 💃🏽🎉
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
I’m going to end this year with a major win.
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Cami
1 year
Thank you all for your prayers. My brothers were released at midnight. They’re back!!!
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Cami
1 year
Tomorrow would make it a week my two brothers aged 19 and 8 were kidnapped. They are my only siblings. Words can’t even describe the pain and torture this past week has been. Please keep my family in your prayers.
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1 year
Tomorrow would make it a week my two brothers aged 19 and 8 were kidnapped. They are my only siblings. Words can’t even describe the pain and torture this past week has been. Please keep my family in your prayers.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Lmaooo. Lagos airport 😭😭😭
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
My MSc degree certificate was delivered yesterday. I FT’d my parents to show them, after saying congratulations & promising gifts, mum said there’s just one more thing left. If you’re a first born Nigerian girl, you know what it is 😩😭
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@khaamee
Cami
3 months
My beef with SA is personal. 5 years next month and each time I remember the autopsy result I shudder. They say God knows best but sometimes I wonder.
@khaamee
Cami
5 years
My cousin left for SA about 5 years ago. He hasn’t come back since then. He’ll come back this year though, in a body bag.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Served my dad his dinner, when he was done he said “Nenye, it’s time for that restaurant” 😌☺️
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
That tension before y’all kiss for the first time and the gasp after your lips touch >>>>>>>>>>>>
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@khaamee
Cami
3 months
Another 365 🎉🥳
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Cami
3 years
“I am done being ashamed”. You would think he was being trolled for something trivial and not being called out for sexual harassment also involving a minor. Ewwwww
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Cami
10 months
Stupendous.
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@khaamee
Cami
5 years
My cousin left for SA about 5 years ago. He hasn’t come back since then. He’ll come back this year though, in a body bag.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Umu asa na London.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Grilled fish in less than an hour? I got you.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 months
One of the best ways to meet your husband/wife still remains getting introduced by mutual friends. Tried and tested formula.
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@khaamee
Cami
5 years
If it’s Jevnik, then by all means, pack up the rest. Nobody should be able to finish Jevnik portions at a go.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
One hill I’m willing to die on is that you can be completely honest to people without being brutal about it. The key is in the delivery of your message so miss me with that I’m brutally honest BS.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Fully accredited member of the British Psychological Society. 💃🏽
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@khaamee
Cami
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@InkedIntellect
boujée bae
10 months
We’ve all had a tough year but show me a pic of you where you felt real joy in 2023? 😊🥰😘
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@khaamee
Cami
6 months
Should be illegal tbh.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
In other words “back to sender” the Nigerian in you jumped out. 🤣🤣🤣
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4 years
May anyone who wishes you harm or failure, project their wishes onto themselves.
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Cami
3 years
2021, we had a good run. Udo✌🏽
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@khaamee
Cami
5 years
No closure, nothing. We don’t know what killed him. “Died from unnatural causes”. “Death is still under investigation”. Nothing can bring him back, yes, but the family needs closure.
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@khaamee
Cami
2 years
For goodness sake, if you have something to say, just say it. Which one is how are you every 2 business days? I am fine yesterday, today and tomorrow.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
If it comes down to Lekan and Ozo, I’d rather Ozo wins.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
So you mean, ofu onye g’ebu ihe a nine wholesale? Dazznuhright plis.
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@khaamee
Cami
5 years
Snails are the Benz of meat. Very elite stuff.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
I’m sure your girlfriend is tired of your “mean pasta” switch it up this weekend and thank me later.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Igbo women deserve better PR. We’re actually the sweetest.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Nwa bu Benz.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Unfortunately, people won’t be good to you simply because you’re good to them. It’s just how the world is, be good regardless.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
After dragging Igbo women all day you’ll still queue up to get a taste of this wickedness so who is doing who? 💀
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Foreheading…. Tell Rihanna to come outside.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Igbo woman, different flex.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Choose your fighter.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
I just want to make money, help people, spoil my family, my man, my friends, travel the world and eat good food. Shikena.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Because it’s my birth month….
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Before you DM me, I’m from Mbaise. ❤️ + 💡
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Cami
4 years
I did that.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Igbo women steady conquering territories.
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@khaamee
Cami
5 years
@pistolsnpoetry Black soap Diluted ACV as toner Homemade coffee scrubs Witch hazel Baking soda scrub Peel off masks.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
I can actually call my bosses and lecturers by their names without being told I lack home training.
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4 years
Nigerians who are abroad? What's the one thing that you've experienced that sent you into waves of culture shock?
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4 years
RBF ✨
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@khaamee
Cami
2 years
I’m convinced the requirement for supporting APC is innate stupidity.
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Do not vote LP on Saturday….. Sango Olukoso is on the loose. What’s Lagos State Fire service contact please?
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Private, intimate and filmed >>>>>
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
I’m bored so I’m going to make a thread of some of the favourite meals I’ve made.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
I randomly think about the day someone sent my a DM on IG and his opening was “Why so peng? Are you a penguin?”
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Lmaooo. Ramsey’s lines in Living in Bondage are taking me out 😂😂 Nnamdi: “Obara Jesus”. Richard: “Nope, just Richard”.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Perfect for date nights at home. It’s simple so you can’t mess it up.
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@khaamee
Cami
5 years
Ordered a skipping rope over a week ago and it finally came today. I’m not sure what this is.
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@khaamee
Cami
2 years
Soft Igbo woman.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
I absolutely love how Twitter exposes how a lot of people reason. Make you no go dey crush on nonsense.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Affliction shall not rise a second time. August will be filled with answered prayers.
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@khaamee
Cami
6 years
Imagine when Ibe’s kids grow up and see all their dad did with their twitter accounts 😂, they’d always have something to laugh about. Sweet.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
There’s nothing wrong with spreading payments over time if it’s an available option. Buying things outrightly doesn’t mean you’re rich and paying in instalments doesn’t mean you’re poor. Free yourself.
Wait wait wait women buy hair on installment????😭😭😭 Hairrrr???
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Hope you people discuss parenting styles while courting? Before your child will lash out and one parent is trying to work through the child’s emotions meanwhile the other one don commot belt.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
The problem now is, how do I show this picture to my nail tech?
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
It feels almost illegal to tweet about anything else other than #EndSARS
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
I don’t know if I say this enough, but I really love Olamide’s Carpe Diem album.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Lol. Funny how some relationships only happen so you can be a better person for your actual person. If you’re honest with yourself, you’ll see it.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
So this was supposed to up on my YT channel but I filmed in portrait instead of landscape. 🥴 Anyway, enjoy one of the easiest recipes for oven roasted chicken 🥰👅
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@khaamee
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4 years
Lunch by yours truly.
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@khaamee
Cami
2 years
2 seconds…
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@khaamee
Cami
5 years
I’m not sure a lot of people understand the need to have a partner with good money management skills. I learnt the hard way.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
If someone tells you they don’t deserve you, believe them and move on. If they say you’re too good for them, agree and keep it moving. If they also feel they’re out of your league, the same response applies.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Switch up your pancakes with this one! 🤤🤤
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
For my dissertation, I'm at looking at the predictive effects of dispositional forgiveness & rumination on romantic relationships. If you're married, in a relationship or have been out of one for less than 3 months, kindly fill out the survey. Thanks you.
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@khaamee
Cami
5 years
We’ve been praying the Prayer For Nigeria in Distress every Sunday since I was child. It appears our children will pray that prayer too.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
This hurts so much. I wake up everyday with new levels of hate for Nigeria.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Okay. Part 1.
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Bòwálé Adéyanjú
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Show your Range but make it Home made meals
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@khaamee
Cami
2 years
Good morning @ZenithBank refund my money.
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@khaamee
Cami
5 years
I find It very difficult to say come and eat. I know it’s courtesy but if I don’t mean it, I can’t say it.
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@khaamee
Cami
5 years
Lies, lies and more lies. Anambra men are the Yoruba demons of the eastern region. They’re like that rat that bites you and blows on it so you don’t feel a thing.
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@khaamee
Cami
2 years
My December budget is my man. I cannot even lie.
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
The things that come out of my kitchen.
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@khaamee
Cami
5 years
It was on the same TL few years ago that I shared a story of how a pastor approached my cousin and I to come to his church and act as cripples so he’ll heal us for 40k.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
My favourite relationship advice has always been “don’t do what you wouldn’t want your partner to do” It’s so simple, yet so easily forgotten.
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Cami
4 years
Nna, Igbo men bukwa premium species if you don’t mind a lirru bit of misogyny sha.
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Cami
4 years
I randomly remember this babe that got married a few years ago to what would be her biggest nightmare and I hope she’s doing okay. It was a beautiful ceremony, lavish and fully funded by her and her parents because apparently the guy’s money was tied up in some investment.
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Cami
3 years
Something my friend said yesterday reminded of a win I had last week but brushed aside because I have other things I’m praying for that haven’t happened yet. It’s easy to lose sight of things happening for you presently when you’re still chasing other things.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
God bless the men that help you out without asking to sleep with you first. Your children will always find help when they need it.
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
Those of you that call Vee real, take a look at Kidd, that’s what real looks like. It’s not carrying bile and hate in your heart and chatting shit behind peoples’ backs.
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Cami
4 years
I met this guy at a restaurant in Abuja. We exchanged nos but I barely responded to his messages. FF to few months later, I’m leaving Beer Barn, some guy walks to me, we talk for a bit, exchange nos only to see we already had each other’s nos 🤣 A man with consistent specs>>>
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@khaamee
Cami
3 years
Sounds like a solid plan. Adds to list 📝 📝
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BIG FISH 🦈
3 years
Dance to HIGH in the club When you reach house make love to SINNER.
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Cami
1 year
Thank you Jesus!!!!!!
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@khaamee
Cami
2 years
There’s a reason envy is part of the seven deadly sins.
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Cami
8 months
Marriage is my saving grace in this economy I can’t even lie 😭
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@khaamee
Cami
4 years
I’m going to have a productive and amazing week filled with good news and unmerited favours.
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@khaamee
Cami
6 years
The worst part is I don’t even know what Ahneeka and Ifu are arguing about.
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Cami
4 years
Women literally die from giving birth and if that doesn’t scare you as her husband I don’t know again.
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