@PleasantMonsoon @HerbsandDirt @MrsCMFrancis I looked after a teenager who had cognitive delays due to measles induced encephalitis, it’s only death.

@Gio69833033 You don’t seem to have correctly identified the snowflakes here. 😂

@JaneQuaife @Gio69833033 Grew up in 70’s and 80’s fucking hated all the leering, feeling up, cat calls from gangs of oafs. Can’t believe the snowflakes sobbing about how they’re not supposed to do it now. Knobs.

@DanTheBee1 @TheChauffeur_ A WHOLE fence post?

@TheChauffeur_ @Vadultmann Nope, injured in a freak ball point pen accident just after signing.

@JeremyDixo23237 @Brink_Thinker No. He lost it during the covid lockdowns from stress. It’s gradually growing back.

@ryanhipkiss @elliemolloson @Wolves That’s ok then. Any idea how much much she enjoyed being called a slag with a bastard? Or is that not important?

@alimullaley The gift that keeps on giving 😂❤️

@alimullaley Just realised that Mbeumo is my vice captain and I have Wood and Konsa on the bench

@henrymorganI @JaneQuaife So tempting to reply “how did I already know that?” But I suspect I don’t want to see him popping up in my feed from now on and I’m barely clinging on to twitter as it is

@JaneQuaife They are a car company who has no cars just a wanky advert. Some of the memes are hilarious

@JaneQuaife @Fred536925204 I am book learned and working class so can help with the longer words but shhhhh… don’t tell anyone as I’ll have my letters taken away.

@ruskin147 @elonmusk Think I’m going to look at blue sky too. Will you post Brentford football stuff because I think that the only thing I’ll miss.

@Foreverakumquat @DrChrisParry @UKLabour I only work 3 days a week over 4 days, one in the office. At 60, have never had one boss that thinks I’m work shy and I’ve been doing 4 day weeks for about 25 years, supporting myself and a child.

@Basil_TGMD I know plenty of young men who would live like this left to their own devices none of them mass-imm!grants. Report.

@FelineUnit @EvelineTimeless @oldishbird1 @Basil_TGMD Why does 7-9 people living in 2 bed = benefits. That might be the weirdest comment I’ve read today.

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@Wozzo22 @KarazazuN @sally_tanner @BGatesIsaPyscho No but it would be hella difficult to summarise into a song