*clocks in*
Manager: “hey Kevin can you crack my back”
Me: “ok... werido”
Co-worker: “don’t do it she’s pregnant”
Me:*cracks it*
Manager: “ok thanks Kevin, ima go flush it down the toilet”
Me: 😦
Me: “ hi you’re total is going to be $5.45”
6 year old boy customer: “I like your tattoos”
Me: “awwwe thanks”
6 year old biy customer: “my dad died😊”
Me: “that’s cool, wait what!?!?!?!😟”