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Jersey Girl. Mother. Writer. Love Paris, Springsteen, Mitchell, Clash & Gang of Four. Former WNYC/WQXR host. Pretty darn amusing most of the time.

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Zendaya. Euphoria. Just. So. Good.
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Here's Paul McCartney holding puppies. You're welcome.
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I am now part of the latest bloodbath at New York Public Radio. It was the best 32 years of my life. Thanks to listeners who helped make it meaningful, to colleagues who work so very hard & to the amazing Jeff Spurgeon, who made me a better broadcaster every single day.
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@ask_aubry I've asked this before, but who exactly are these men having sex with?
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@ask_aubry Everyone goes to the bathroom, too, but most of us manage to hold it till we get to a toilet.
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@ask_aubry 1. He’s a walking red flag. 2. If they weren’t married, he may not be able to sue. Which would be a good thing.
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@hrrysgreysuit So, a lawyer with no medical training ADMITS he has zero credibility & yet feels empowered to diagnose a psychiatric condition without any scientific evidence. Got it.
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@ask_aubry So, the only options are DJ or drug dealer? Having been a dj in my early career, I can say there is no money outside the major markets & the lure of record company swag is less attractive than he might think. As for dealing, unless he owns a chain of dispensaries...
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@UnrealBluegrass He is a far better human than any of us. We can only aspire.
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@moshimisen @Annie_Wu_22 Botox and judiciously applied fillers.
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This is probably the best thing I will see all day....makes my heart glad...
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Baby Musiara with his keeper in his private stable. Every @DSWT orphan has a keeper assigned to sleep next to them every night to give a bottle feeding every three hours and offer comfort when the babies get anxious. Learn More:
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@redkoko @kathygriffin Stop saying an older woman looks good “for her age”. She’s 71. She looks good. Period.
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@chablinos @rgay That is exactly what I am doing. $150 for a ticket in Dublin and I get a week in Ireland.
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@WilmotEarl0fR @freeblackgirl Two words, my fellow human being: too soon. Let *us* mourn a supremely talented athlete who matured into a devoted father, husband and citizen. We know his history. People are capable of change. This is the worst kind of whataboutism.
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@NancyLeeGrahn I know I’m in the minority, but the “c” word should be a term of endearment.
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@kristenmeinzer Meghan saved Harry’s life. Good enough for me
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@DavidNelsonNews @johnstempin I used to do that all the time in college....
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@kristenmeinzer Totally Team Sussex here.
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@rickygervais Equality, home heating and alcohol
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@JoJoFromJerz Put the onion in the freezer for 10 minutes before slicing. Or, use a food processor. Much faster.
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@ask_aubry Quick question: if all these women are having all this sex, who are they hooking up with? Is it a small cabal of satisfied men or what? Okay, that’s two questions.
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@ThatEricAlper Bruce Springsteen & the heart-stopping, pants-dropping, hard-rocking, earth-shocking, booty-shaking, love-making, viagra-taking, history-making E Street Band.
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@McduffBojangles @ask_aubry My point, in case you missed it, is that we all have a choice in our behaviors. As part of a civilized society, you wait till you’re in a lavatory to relieve yourself. If his theory is that all men cheat, that too is a behavioral choice. Clear enough?
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@MeghanMcCain They never said they were seeking privacy. They were simply seeking to step away from the royal family.
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@girlsreallyrule My husband was working overseas. He had a week off and wanted to come home, which would have involved two 15 hour flights. I said to him that by the time he got home he would have to turn around and leave. He waited a couple of beats & said “meet me in Paris”.
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@CarmenGranddau1 Kate will never divorce him. Her entire adult life has been a rehearsal to be Queen Consort. Always remember that the tabloids once referred to Kate and Pippa as "The Wisteria Sisters - Fragrant Climbers".
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@psefonie @ask_aubry Nothing is wrong with me. I agreed that I was wrong. I just felt bad for a kid who seemed to be ostracized. That little girl should not have had to be his designated babysitter/companion. I am agreeing with you.
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@ask_aubry “Weiner”?? Seriously?
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@MollyJongFast Let them get stale and then torch them like a campfire marshmallow. The sugar coating will caramelize and then you have peeps brûlée. You’re welcome.
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@biaohujiang1 @AOC She was a guest. She didn’t buy a ticket.
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@Kathy_Valentine My BFF escorted Paul to the stage at Carnegie Hall. As they waited for his intro, he turned to her& asked “have we met before?”. She waited a beat, said “only in my dreams…” He laughed & headed onstage. I’m so thrilled for you!
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@Bourdain which is why the NYT pulled their people out years ago. Let the WHPA fundraise another way.
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@ask_aubry Marriage isn't a biological imperative. It's a human construct. Some women don't want to be married. Some women don't want kids. Some women can't HAVE kids. BTW, NOT being married doesn't mean you're going to be sleeping around. Or maybe you will. MYOB.
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wait. what?
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The best boy ever. I’m utterly heartbroken 💔. Noah, 2009-2021.
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@Gelatin0us_Cube @ThatEricAlper SNL was political from the very first show.
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@soledadobrien I offer this.
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@theeclarkjones Derry Girls
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I’m in a taxi. Driver asks if I work at the station (he picked me up in front of the building). We talk for awhile. He’s lovely. At the destination, he says, “I haven’t asked your name”. I tell him. He exclaims “Kerry Nolan! I listen to you all the time! I love New York ❤️
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@MarySueDevlin4 @anthonycwalker and where is rent $825/mo? Not in the NYC metro area...
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@realDonaldTrump Who the hell is buying Chinese cars? The Chinese don't even buy Chinese cars.
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@PaulRudnickNY Girl could have gone up a size. There is a boatload of seam-pulling going on there. Also, opera gloves are evening wear. As are capes.
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@ask_aubry What has been the reaction on the original site? Twitter, Reddit?
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Look what Carrie Carries…
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Carrie Fisher's urn is shaped like a Prozac pill. I miss her even more now.
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@thecherness oh she totally did.
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I'm back in the news chair @WQXR this morning! For those who were concerned, I had a breakthrough bout of Covid-19. It could have been so much worse had I not been vaxxed and boosted. Please, if you can, please get vaccinated. And mask up. Jumping off my soapbox now.
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#ThrowbackThursday I took this picture in the kitchen of the Stone Pony. ⁦ @springsteen
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My beloved hydrangeas... ⁦ @WNYC ⁩ ⁦ @WQXR #workingfromhome
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@ask_aubry “…the wheat from the shaft…”???
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I’m astonished that I was old enough to leave the house for this show, but there we are. 50 years ago tonight.
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I get up early so you don’t have to…bet you wish you did today, though! ⁦ @WQXR ⁩ ⁦ @WNYC
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@rachsyme I really love those last two episodes. Paris + THAT DRESS...
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Happy 32nd birthday to my son, Chris. A smart, funny, kind, creative and handsome man. He was a week old in this picture. I'm proud of the man he's become.
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It’s been awhile...good morning, New York and New Jersey ⁦ @WQXR ⁩ ⁦ @WNYC
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Good morning, New York! ⁦ @WNYC ⁩ ⁦ @WQXR
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@junker_jo I worked for her and in addition, I would like to add she’s funny as hell and has more than a glancing acquaintance with 4 letter words. She’s awesome.
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@JoJoFromJerz Bad Sisters on Apple+
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Richard and I arrived at WNYC at about the same time. We devoured oysters and martinis at Aquagrill, bonded over our disparate love of Streisand and Springsteen and compared our successes and failures gardening. I will miss him more than I can say.
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@melissacain1 @MollyJongFast wasn't she that awful "Tiger Mom"?
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I get fan mail...⁦ @WNYC ⁩ ⁦ @WQXR
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A socially distanced, remote wake for Richard.
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@eefandrews You couldn’t pay me to give up my gas range. Well maybe for a high end induction cooktop, but that’s as far as I’ll go. And I’m a damn fine cook.
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I am absurdly stoked to be back on @WQXR Monday morning - @JeffWQXR - be afraid. Be very afraid. Just kidding. Maybe.
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@ChelseaClinton You are the Queen of shade/not shade.
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So, I’m hosting @WNYC ‘s midday show All Of It on Monday. Among my guests, Steve Van Zandt. We’ll talk Springsteen, Sopranos, Sun City and @TeachRock . Join me, noon to 2pm…
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@ThatEricAlper Either “Jungleland” or “The Lark Ascending”
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Happy Friday,New York! @WNYC @WQXR
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That moment when your dog barks while you're on the air... #workingfromhome @WNYC
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@MichelleSmithZA @moshimisen @Annie_Wu_22 And although I shouldn’t have to say this, but an observation is not an opinion. Also, the anti-Sussex contingent is vile.
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Perks to being up so early...⁦ @WNYC ⁩ ⁦ @WQXR
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@danarubinstein What about a reservoir? If so, the Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis reservoir in Central Park would qualify.
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@JP_OOS @amandabynes seriously, dude - go f^%k yourself.
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This is my news co-anchor Noah. Trusted for years; has no time for nonsense unless a treat is involved. ⁦ @JeffWQXR ⁩ ⁦ @WQXR ⁩ ⁦ @WNYC
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@evolutionarypsy Connecticut swells to the size of Texas when you cross the border, and there are no shortcuts. It’s science.
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Sunrise, no filter ⁦ @WNYC ⁩ ⁦ @WQXR
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@johnstempinNPR Harry Styles is headed for a very long career.
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Recreation of the Abbey Road album cover! #CapeCod @wnyc @WQXR
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@taradublinrocks @jes_chastain @nytimes @washingtonpost @AP I work with AP copy every day and I have to excise editorial language all the time. It’s shameful.
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@rachsyme This is way too good. I’m not sure I deserve this. But I will take it.
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@Dojy73140626 @TudorChick1501 I believe the UK press referred to Kate and Pippa as “the wisteria sisters- fragrant climbers”
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I'm hosting Morning Edition Friday on @wnyc and it looks as if I may be in-studio for the first time since March of 2020. I hope I remember how to get there 😀
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@ThatEricAlper Harriet The Spy.
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@katie_honan Bedford Stuyvesant the Third
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My co-host on @Morning Edition today @wnyc (sporting his summer haircut). #Noah !
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@marysdesk Her desk area at the old mothership had dividers higher than the others in the open space. It became known as the "Totenbunker".
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@megynkelly Why do you care? I mean, really- how does this affect your life in any way? Aside from that, you have zero insight. But I’m sure your 1500 acolytes are breathlessly awaiting your next pronouncement 😒. Brilliant journalism.
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This gorgeous arrangement arrived from a listener. I’m not going to out them without permission, but the flowers are spectacular and my heart is glad. This person is very special to us.
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@Ham04865341 Lilibet was a family name, given her by her sister Margaret, who as a child, couldn’t pronounce “Elizabeth “.
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I made bagels!
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Anything good or decent in me can be attributed to her and my Dad. My siblings & I are shattered. Godspeed, Mama 💔
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@kasie Houston Street, NYC. Bogota, NJ.
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Good morning from the post-season Jersey shore! ⁦ @WNYC ⁩ ⁦ @WQXR
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My new intern at the NJ studio ⁦ @WQXR ⁩ ⁦ @WNYC
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@ThatEricAlper U2 as the opening act, Boston 1982. Prince at the club Metro in Boston, same year. Clash, Cambridge, Boston, Asbury Park. Bruce - every damn time.
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This is why I love my sweet little town’s Halloween parade…
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