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@kenny_widowson

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@kenny_widowson
kenny
4 years
Keemstar looks like he buys 16 year olds alcohol if they promise to hangout with him
@KEEMSTAR
KEEM 🍿
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Fresh new beard cut. Before & After!
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@kenny_widowson
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4 years
You’re disrespecting a future US army esports soldier
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@kenny_widowson
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2 years
Jordan Peterson before and after a glass of water
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@kenny_widowson
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4 years
2020 the year I really got into podcasts
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@kenny_widowson
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3 years
My mentor, my hero.
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@kenny_widowson
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4 years
Papa John working hard at getting that 30 day of not using the N-word chip.
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
4 years
Papa John’s ex-CEO says he’s been working for the last 20 months “to get rid of this N-word in my vocabulary” (h/t @mount_bees )
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@kenny_widowson
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3 years
Signs (2002)
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
Unreal engine 5 looks crazy
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Read No Shortcuts
3 years
Holy shit an underwater gas line burst at an oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico, and part of the ocean caught fire.
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@kenny_widowson
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3 years
David Portnoy here. Just pissed myself again in Shorty Joes Pizza.
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
Literally fuck senses fail
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
If new found glory tweeted about drone strikes
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
4 years
I’m exempt from wearing a mask now. my condition is being a middle aged white person.
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
I’m gonna do the same thing at my dads funeral maybe even chokeslam him through the coffin
@MacMcCannTX
Mac McCann
3 years
this Instagram model’s father passed away,,,, and she did a photo shoot with the open casket….
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@kenny_widowson
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11 months
The right way to respond to Tesseract dude complaining about tips
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
My first feature is on this album and I’m kind of nervous for people to hear it
@counterparts905
counterparts
2 years
“A Eulogy For Those Still Here” will be available worldwide on October 7th via @purenoiserecs / @newdamage Preorders as well as the first single and video “Unwavering Vow” will be available tomorrow, I don’t know when or where exactly so find it yourself you fucking nerd
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
4 years
you take off that mark vi armor right now i’ve watched my brothers get spawn killed wearing that
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
@JordanUhl @hasanthehun Oh you had a heart attack? They’ll probably say it was the hurricane
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
I’m getting close to the age where people start stacking Facebook photo filters.
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@kenny_widowson
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1 year
Mom, you gotta see this. TWO THOUSAND people… singing our cover of Taylor Swift 🥹
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
11 months
Setting up a QR code at the Merch table you can scan that links to @tesseractband ’s PayPal and you can request money from them
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
7 years
Was it Netflix that ended blockbuster or was it our parents coming home with a bunch of burned dvds that had Chinese subtitles that they bought for $5 each off someone they work with’s friend that shut down blockbuster?
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
1 year
Hey I’m just here to sell you a t-shirt please stop trauma dumping on me
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
6 years
Me: ... Jack Black: WE'RE GONNA TEACH THE SICK KID HOW TO PLAY GUITAR!
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
4 years
Kennycoin is the people’s crypto
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@kenny_widowson
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1 year
Hey our last night just wanted to say your Morgan Wallen and Ricky Martin covers got me through a really dark time in my life ❤️
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
Some girls are so hot I swipe left for them.
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@kenny_widowson
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3 years
Share a picture of your pet and we’ll plant a tree
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@kenny_widowson
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2 years
Staying in what used to be a prison now turned studio in Sweden and I definitely just saw a shadow figure walk across the the next room goodbye
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
1 year
They’re singing OUR cover
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
5 years
If you want to do free indoor skydiving just lay down in the back of a van while someone crashes into your trailer.
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
Happy new year I hope u liked me this year I tried my best
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
Happy birthday to my 2 bffs @_kylebrownlee and @brendan905 . Love u both so much sometimes love one of you way more than the other
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
4 years
Every relationship after 4 months
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
Made a kpop playlist with @brendan905 for the Pure Noise page this month even if Pure Noise doesn’t want to acknowledge my existence and pretend like the band is fine without me. It’s ok no problem
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
4 years
Yeah the hoodie is $100 and I don’t get any of that so you have to tip too.
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
4 years
Foreskin is basically a silencer so your pee is quieter
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
Finally boarded my flight after a 4 hour delay and the guy sitting next to me was looking at selfies of him and his friend before he started hitting his phone a bunch. I don’t care what happens anymore.
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@kenny_widowson
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3 years
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@kenny_widowson
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1 year
Our Last Night - I Am Rectangular
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@kenny_widowson
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3 years
When I die make sure my naked body does a coffin flop at the funeral
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
10 months
Just finished my last tour for the year. Going home to play dead by daylight for a week straight 🫶🏻
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
@JordanUhl @hasanthehun They’re trying to silence my Facebook
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
How to break my heart
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@kenny_widowson
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3 years
Im pretty sure these are evanescence lyrics
@BritishGQ
British GQ
3 years
#MeganFox : ‘It’s ecstasy and agony for sure... I don’t want people to think anything’s perfect with us. I didn’t say it was the darkest fairy tale for no reason. There’s also the demonic side.’ #GQStyle
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@kenny_widowson
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1 year
Decorating my home with the bandwagon wallpaper
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@kenny_widowson
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11 months
Alright @LiveNation make them pay full merch rate
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@kenny_widowson
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1 year
@brendan905 About to spend $100 on Uber eats and say “idk wasn’t me” when u ask the group chat 😈👿
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@kenny_widowson
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2 years
@brendan905 Thanks for getting me in!
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@kenny_widowson
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2 years
@brendan905 Idk kuma was kinda being mean to the crowd??!
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@kenny_widowson
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3 years
Going out as Harry Styles stunt double looking like Michael Myers this year
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@kenny_widowson
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6 years
@longggggboy @Hec2step @ConnorMurphyx I appreciate that the old lady became Catherine Halsey
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
I met a twice fan at the airport in Toronto today and I kinda wish we became best friends
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@kenny_widowson
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6 years
Man Jared Leto is a crazy method actor emailing all those people condoms to be the joker
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
1 year
This German hotel told us “we don’t do that here” when we asked if we could buy a water or any kind of drink lmao
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
5 years
This is the Christmas ornament @brendan905 ’s parents got me when they threw the one with his name on it in the garbage.
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
Every time an airplane has really bad turbulence I just get mad that they wouldn’t give me a full can of coke before I die
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
1 year
I might have set a record last night for the fastest someone took an elevator after an earth quake
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
1 year
Happy birthday @brendan905 idk where u r I’m in the green room playing dead by daylight but I’m having a sip of Jameson 4 u
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
1 year
Felt too sleepy today so I had @PXCARRILLO take a pic of the Eiffel Tower so I could pretend like I went too
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
@ADpandaHD Ur right I shouldn’t tweet about losing my job 🙄
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
I literally never want a ‘live’ photo please stop iPhone
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
Sorry @tomfromstray it was alright while it lasted though
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@NYRangers
New York Rangers
3 years
Tough ending.
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
@reynlord @tomfromstray I don’t have a lot to be proud of but I do have this and I will fucking know if someone ever gives me anything less
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
5 years
I’m sorry, what??
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
5 years
We’re celebrating @_kylebrownlee and @brendan905 ’s birthday and they let me have 2 sips of champagne last night. 🤭🤭🤭
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
Pro- abortion no matter what the reason.
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
Went to one of America’s most haunted roads to throw a quarter over a bridge at some ghost kid or something
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
4 years
@_kylebrownlee Everything will be better when we revive the fun house idea and u can make us coffee everyday
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
1 year
Scooter police in Prague fined me $150 for “riding a scooter on the sidewalk” when I only went on the sidewalk to talk to them for pulling us over lol
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
I can’t believe they built a Costco where I saw an alien once
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
New York didn’t tip me because they thought giving me Covid was nicer.
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@kenny_widowson
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2 years
It’s my birthday and we’re gonna listen to Logan and Jake Paul songs
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
1 year
Whoever told me I have nice hair tonight thank u I felt love for a few seconds there
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
Just two hours of this
@PopCrave
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2 years
‘Dead by Daylight’ is getting a film adaptation from Atomic Monster and Blumhouse.
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@kenny_widowson
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2 years
Paid for the blackpink membership on Weverse for access to ticket presales only to forget to register it so yeah great day really happy can’t wait to spend $2000 on nose bleeds now mmhmm
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
6 years
I’ve had a US number for 2 days and someone from Baltimore is texting me thinking I’m someone named ‘Strawberry’
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
@brendan905 I didn’t even know you got high either so I was googling reasons people start randomly sweating while holding an ice pack on your neck
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@kenny_widowson
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5 years
This picture just yelling in your head “enemy at the buses”
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
6 years
One ticket for the ending of the incredibles 2 please
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
5 years
Tried the girl filter and it did nothing for me. Still ugly with a big head.
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
@TaylorLorenz All @JordanUhl saying to update Fortnite
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
@_kylebrownlee A year of dealing with @tomfromstray ’s audio problems
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@kenny_widowson
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2 years
I don’t hate anything in this world even remotely close to how much I hate the Toronto - Pearson airport.
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
5 years
Someone switched my Coca Cola with a Coke Zero and that’s straight up one of the most disrespectful things you can do to someone
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
Doing this Saturday at noon est but I wish I was on @TaylorLorenz team
@JordanUhl
jordan
3 years
Starting noon on Saturday, weekend long fundraiser for @hchomeless . Donate to make us drop our items & wreck the game. Ft. @xychelsea @tomfromstray @BryanGarris_ @_kylebrownlee @GenePark @robrousseau @theserfstv @daveweigel @TaylorLorenz & more!
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
Furnace fest was fun. My feet are in the most pain they have ever been in and maybe @veganeggma gave me Covid we’ll see
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
8 years
Our hero chad
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@kenny_widowson
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1 year
@brendan905 If we ever stop being friends I’ll have to make this say ‘Kyle’ somehow
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
1 year
Me and @_kylebrownlee gonna have to buy twitter blue and put it on the band card
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
In the future I hope we have dryers that take exactly as long as they say they will.
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
1 year
Travelled all the way to New York City to sing OUR song
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
2 years
@PhillMurakuMo Brendan is lead screams I’m rhythm screams
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
The first movie to ever scare me as a kid was the mask
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
6 years
10 years ago I made friends on halo 3 from Texas and tonight I’m drunk in San Antonio hanging out with them for the first time and it’s fucking sick. Luv u @halo
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
4 years
Coronavirus look like those balls you could stick to your friends foreheads
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
@tomfromstray @JordanUhl I wasn’t even gonna wish him a happy birthday this year. Was gonna double or nothing next year.
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
@tomfromstray @JordanUhl Whatever noises he is making for those first two lines though
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@kenny_widowson
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3 years
I am actually being haunted by the ghost you throw quarters at from the Clinton road bridge and it’s not funny anymore
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@kenny_widowson
kenny
3 years
@JordanUhl 50k and it goes on the side of your neck
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