How to get started on your security program with something as basic as Google Sheets. 🧵

GRC teams reconsidering their career choice after noticing how weathered their cmd c and cmd v keys are

Welcome to the team, Christian Bennett!! 🚀 🌔

When you know that you used DeepSeek to build your entire SSP and now you're testing every implementation statement as you meet with the PMO for the audit.

Tony Bai answers my question about Prime Contractors and Sub contractors CMMC SSPs. Primes like Boeing tackle massive, complex SSPs covering enterprise-wide security, while subs focus on protecting their specific data. No overlap—each stands alone.

Hey... at least the pay is pretty good

Everyone who uses Paramify gets access to the Risk Solutions framework. This is a key element to how Paramify can generate compliance documentation so quickly. Learn more:

"There needs to be things that inspire you. There needs to be things that make you glad to wake up in the morning, and say 'I'm looking forward to the future!'" YAAAAAAS @elonmusk

It’s day one at Paramify. I love this team.

Paramify 1.46 is almost here—our biggest release yet. The devs deserve more than pizza (though pizza's great). We're launching Evidence and Issue Management (POAMs) in beta, driving our mission to make great risk management accessible to anyone. Onward!

GRC pros trying to manifest that the POAM will write itself

The one-man GRC team in charge of writing the SSP, managing POAMS, and collecting evidence all within SharePoint

The one-man GRC team, 6 weeks into manually maintaining POAMS

Me looking at the guy who wants to get FedRAMP High Authorized for $100k

You're on like day 8 of writing 'We use Okta for SSO,' and she wonders why there are tears in your eyes. 🤦

There I was, my mom dressing me up for baby pictures, while my guardian angel told me I'd spend my life staring at Change Management tickets for IT audits.

Whatever this Dog was going through, I think I've been there. Even in paradise, the shadow of documenting hundreds of pages of security controls looms large. Vacation in body, but in mind, already back at the airport, bracing for the extensive System Security Plan.

GRC pros trying to get 8 hours of sleep in 3 hours because they have to write “we use Okta” 81 times the next day.

What you think your System Security Plan should look like vs. what it looks like after 5 people work on the same document in Sharepoint in for six months.

In cyber, it's important not to "stuff your turkey by the beak." Cybersecurity is not a technology problem; it's a strategy problem. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!