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I think in Zimbabwe the majority is just catching this Covid 19 and recovering unknowingly. Not much testing is being done, just vibes. Kuchengetwa naMwari.
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🗣 “Mukwasha ari kuti iye anoda kuti mari yaakarapisa baba vachirwara ibviswe pamari yerusambo...”
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I have made many mistakes in life but i have never used USDs in OK or Pick n Pay.
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The year is 1754. This is Samantha Ronika Dzvuku, the first African lady who was persecuted by colonialists for showing off her bedroom tools.
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I dont know who needs to hear this but the devil will have you crying over closed doors that had nothing behind them. Just let go that contract, that failed interview, that opportunity, that failed relationship, that business that didn't work out and move on.
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Dude said “Ndotambira mabond handingamhanyisane nerate.” I felt that 🥺
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Thank you Cassper. Meanwhile our “faves” are busy creating tik tok clips with dry jokes 🤦🏾♂️
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If you give your mother $10 unototendwa nemutupo but if you give these ungrateful cousins of Jezebel $50 unonzwa vachiti “but haitombokwane kurukwa nekugadzirwa manails “ 😩😩😩
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Indians will drive a 2002 Toyota Corolla and have USD$ 1 million in the bank account.
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In 2010 Tuku’s album Dairai leaked into the streets a few days before the launch. On the day of the launch he released an album with new and totally different songs. Legendary !
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Me and my niggars on our way to the village to see that one friend who dearly loves his toes 😂
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Am I the only one who sends himself emails to transfer documents when i dont have an external drive ? 😂
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Gang Gang 👑👑👑
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Nhasi ZBC ichangotora vanhu nerori yovaisa pakacorner munaFirst then shoot a video vachiti its business as usual in Harare CBD.
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She is 14 now, no education, no decent health care. 4 years later and they are still robbing us.
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
10 year olds looking for firewood and selling in this heatwave instead of being in class 💔
#HowTheyRobbedUs
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In other news, I passed all my exams. Graduation is in order🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
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If Baba Harare was a cow
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One might need to be vaccinated against both Covid and Tetanus to use this one.
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The future looks bright from the 3rd Floor 😎. We give thanks to the Almighty for the gift of life 🎂🎊🎉
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Am i the only one who asks themselves kuti “But anomboita nezvei ? 🤔” whenever I see someone driving a top of the range vehicle
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Its not about where you learnt but where you are today. At the end of the day what is important is to secure the bag 💵🤑
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So you dont expose your parents to the public when they chow public funds because you are also benefiting hanty ?
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When the person you copy assignments hasnt written anything...
"I cannot tell you whether at the end of 21 days we will extend the lockdown or not. Let's observe lockdown measures and prevent the spread of the virus - H.E.President
@edmnangagwa
@InfoMinZW
@GNyambabvu
@JoshMunthali
@TemboAbigirl
@EMupoperi
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How Tinashe Mugabe manages to keep a straight face throughout all his shows amazes me
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I think some filling stations should be made to only serve and prioritize kombis because a full tank of a kombi can serve more than 300 citizens in a day whilst an individual’s full tank can only serve him and his family.
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Until they go missing in bed wombozunza magumbeze 😒
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Me getting ready for work on a Monday morning hoping when I get to work the office building wont be there.
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A rare video of the twins before sending the girl to sleep in the car kunge modulator
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Having an accident free driving history does not translate to being a good driver but its the grace of the Lord.
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Dangling your employer, full name and ID number on social media is some wild business
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Have you ever been to the ZIMOCO workshop ? They do exactly what you are seeing in that picture but under ZIMOCO roof. Most Merc mechanics in Harare are ex-ZIMOCO workers but iwewe unoda kungonorohwa $2500 instead of $200 because yatsika muZIMOCO.
Haaa guys ka 🙌🏽 Uchimbotengereiko Merc yacho yekuti you can’t afford a proper service yako? I think we need to revisit our way of doing things🙌🏽😂😂
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So there is nothing wrong kana muchidyiwa nemadhara but there is something wrong when consenting adults are doing business ?
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Sliding into my crush’s DM with some “Hey which VPN are you using ?” >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Deep down we all know Fadzi anga achidawo kotapeya remwana.
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I dont know who needs to hear this but life haisi yecompetition.
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Goodmorning my president
@edmnangagwa
. Should we put on bulletproof vests to work today ?
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Me: By 25 I should be financially stable with a good job, a house, a car a beautiful wife and beautiful kids.
Zanu PF:
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I did a dissertation on the analysis of the geometric design of that road and my findings were that most accidents were due to the fact that the road dsnt have turning lanes on most intersections.I did a redesign of the intersections but i guess it will just rot in the UZ library
Second Street Extension is a contender for the least drivable road in Zimbabwe. I don't know what went wrong in the design process, but it is easy to die on that road. Especially around Belgravia.
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Mota yemurume haifanirwe kushaya 10 spanner and a flat screwdriver. That set inokubvisa pasango.
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Problem inotangira pakuti ukanzi hie ne+44 wakutopolisher passport
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I dont understand how the same 8GB data bundle would cost ZWL$14,780.77 and USD$10. Which exchange rate is this ?
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When your girl tells you she is sleeping over at her friend’s place but her friend is in your bed
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I mean 🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️
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Wadiwa Wepamoyo is proof that there is still hope in the Zimbabwe film industry.
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Econet is that guy who ghosts the whole day and come back the following day on some “Hey babe” like everything is okay.
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A lot of people ask me how it feels to be a twin and my answer is;
“Being a twin is like being born with a best friend”
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If i was BaNoku.....
Mai Noku: BaNoku who is Mercy ?
Me: Messi weBarcelona here or Mercy Mutsvene anoimba ?
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Chasara kunzwa kuti my parents were toxic because they made me cook and do dishes instead of getting a maid.
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@RealTalkFadzie
Ukuona chii manje wangu, pa$5k apo chitora $2.5k woroora sisi vacho first then imwe $2.5k wozoroora iye. Kill two birds with one stone.
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Should we tell her about frame 1 or we let her find out for herself ? 🌚
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