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Zero likes on a tweet doesnt scare me they booed Jesus too!!
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Mfs listen to THE STROKES but can’t last 3... Is This It 🤨🤨🤨???
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saving this for the next time im trynna rally the girls to go to the bars
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john mulaney being neither gay, jewish, or wasian... okay so what's the deal
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She’s not hungry anymore. Pre folklore her hair was frieddd and she was 1 flop away from a katy perry vegas residency. so she went to a cabin and started singing. now she has a billion dollars, a qanon fanbase, and nothing to prove
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I do more for unifying this country when i consciously choose to use “mfs” instead of niggas in a tweet than anything a Democratic supermajority could ever accomplish
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i have the sex drive of a frat boy and capacity for love of a mexican teenager i was doomed from the start
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i talk about the 6 months i was nonbinary like it was study abroad
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Just because we fired Angela Davis, doesn’t mean we can’t miss her ❤️
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Ariana has never been this white so idk what that translates to musically… like I’m kinda scared
🚨Ariana Grande teases new music in new photos from her recording studio.
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yall excited about in person class until youre 10 minutes late to a 200 seat lecture and sweaty and have to do the awkward shuffle to one of the seats in the middle of a row with your ass and backpack in everyones face
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my teenage brother added me to his cf story and hes smoking cigs and listening to lana del rey nigga what
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Sikowitz built a Corona bunker of coconuts, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and Lysol early on in the pandemic. He still eats canned food even though the grocery store is open. Supports BLM and refers to Trump as Mr. Cheeto. Couldn’t vote this election bc he’s a felon.
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Cat thinks Corona is contracted from 5G radiation and reposts everything Summer Walker says. Was heartbroken when Floyd died and pepper sprayed a traffic cop. She wrote herself in on her presidential ballot because she always wanted to see why they built the office in an Oval.
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Tori doesn’t really gaf about BLM but saw the protests as a great time to upload a cover of her singing Imagine by John Lennon. She always posts about mask efficacy, but yells at the coffee barista with her mask off when the order is wrong. Voted blue and cant wait for “normalcy”
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Sinjin van Cleef was teargassed and shot for weeks of protesting. He’s a Marxist-Leninist with BLM | ACAB | ABOLISH POLICE bio and OCCUPIED TONGVA LAND location. Voted on all CA Props but not the Presidency, and has stayed in his social pod all quarantine. Famous on Tik Tok.
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Andre definitely thought Black people couldn’t get corona until April. Has been wearing masks and carries huge hand sanitizer ever since. Posted a freestyle rap about white supremacy every day of June for BLM. Voted for Biden and tweets about Trump being a clown.
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Jade came out as bisexual by posting 2 of her scissors interlocked with the caption “lmao” on her story 2 wks into lockdown. Doesnt really care if the pandemic ends because she hates everyone anyway. She marched at the first BLM LA protest and hates infographic insta. Didnt vote.
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azealia banks being banned off instagram is my burning of the library of alexandria
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Trina never wears a mask bc it interferes with her breathing. She got COVID in Feb before anyone knew and never shuts up about it. Lowkey loves the “Latinos for Donald Trump” song and was super conflicted on who to vote for. Voted blue bc she’s had abortions. Black screen for blm
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Beck was on a technology free trip in Canada and had no idea about Corona until he came back. He’s a BLM ally and went to a bunch of protests in LA with his biracial girlfriend. Tweets about failures of 2 party system, Prop 22 win, and almond milk. Voted blue.
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Rex has 150k followers on Instagram. He hasn’t posted a single thing about COVID, the election, or BLM - but is well known for his friendships with Tyler the Creator and Brockhampton. Says the n word and tells everyone he hooked up with Clairo.
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Robbie works for TMZ now and has known about Corona since December. He dated a Black girl in college and brings it up every time BLM is mentioned plus anecdote about being Jewish. Has stanned Kamala since the primaries and can’t wait for her presidency.
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cant shake the feeling im gonna get divorced but also cant shake the feeling im gonna have like 2-3 really amazing years in there
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Ashe Center will now be offering BBLs to eligible students with UCSHIP
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Not corbin bleu writing his number to “hang out sometime” with emily osment okay boo!!!
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“fumbled” have we considered a lot of you are just unwanted
being fumbled is a core part of the hot weird girl experience
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Rent was due. The semi-permanent red hair dye had seeped into her brain. The misery business hot topic residual checks were waning. Hayley had one last shot
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this will NOT happen with you and the guy dressed like bob dylan at the “alt lit reading” STAY HOME
One of my favorite photos series. Judy and Jerry Griffin at Woodstock 48 hours after they met and 50 years later.
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ucla hoes be like westwood aint readyyyyy as if westwood hasnt seen a bitch with a septum piercing shoplift at target before
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How the characters of iCarly would react to current events: COVID, the election, and racism
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White boys have discovered YungManny “wAtCh 0uT wHiTe bOys EVolving”
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In light of Twitter introducing “fleets” the amazing Bruin Innovators are proud to introduce stories for CCLE called CLITS 🐻💙💛 bits for your ccle! We’re excited to see you Bruins tap in your clits this Spring!
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Wow hes ignoring my telepathic calls for attention i cant breathe yall 💔💔💔
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I wonder if the echo chamber of think pieces and twitter threads have conditioned people to constantly analyze everything they watch like an intro to sociology course assignment opposed to like a fucking tv show
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Stop Talking Shit About California Schools!!
Stanford is MAGNIFICIENT
Berkeley is HISTORIC
USC
UCLA is GORGEOUS
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While we will not be reinstating the UCSHIP grant (bummer Ik 🐻☹️), we will be distributing UCLA logo bandaids to all students without health insurance as a consolation. Talk about bleeding blue and gold 😄💙💛
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profs love throwing in the phrase “___ by a bunch of old white guys” for that progressive semiwoke razzle dazzle
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The FAKE NEWS Left is worried about the status of my recovery- SAYING I was never sick! You commies need to worry about some bitches
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Imagine your card declines during checkout for a You Matter hoodie and Demetrius Harmon dms you to kill yourself
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There was really a point in time where these 4 ruled the world...
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Day 1 of Joe Biden not bringing back McDonald’s All Day Breakfast
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im such a hater its insane why do i see people trying to learn the first day of class and my mind goes “dick rider”
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My dms are open if any sexy people wanna make Soma Bad Decisions 😏😏
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Me popping my pussy outside of Anderson to find a grad school sugar daddy
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Sick to my stomach seeing semester kids talk about going back to school tomorrow when we’re on week 4
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Mental health is important, and as we start the transition back to “normal” we want to help our students get back to normal as well. This is why we are proud to announce that CAPS is now offering conversion therapy ❤️❤️
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HE TOOK ME TO CHEESECAKE AND ASKED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND YAYYY!! Cutest, sweetest boy in the world
guys the fact that im literally gonna get a boyfriend next year wait omg im kinda scared waittt AWW
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Breaking: Actor Armand “Armie” Hammer indicted with human cannibalism and first degree murder after the bones of decade long missing twin brother and “The Social Network” co-star discovered under star’s Cayman Island vacation home
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@dreaelizabethh
As if The real ucla could ever come up with something that genius ... this is MY LEGACY
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Now wait a minute y’all. Justin’s new song Get Me ft. Kehlani isn’t “Justin Bieber” that ... is Justavius Bieber Jones
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i really think most lena dunham haters have never engaged with any of her work before like actually she’s the voice of a generation and publicly tweeted her boyfriend falling out of love with her what more could a girl do
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if ucla is fr about return to in person instruction i might need to learn teleportation with the way i made my sched
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this video was harder to access than the capitol
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@jayshompy
WHICH i’d be down for if she goes full celine dion mariah. Dont half ass it. Use that voice ariyanka
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the article vs the writer yada yada hey besties I just wrote my first article for FEM I’d love if you checked it out 😵✨⭐️🎉
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ucla is the "birthplace of the internet" but letting our data get leaked like take care of your damn baby tf
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Classic Nancy. Sitting on her lazy ass while her precious Capitol is being shuffled under her feet.
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Watching my boys defend our nation has given me a rock solid electoral erection. STAND YOUR GROUND BOYS!
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Sam upped her butter sock filling to bricks and did a couple years in prison for aggravated assault. She is annoyed at the inconvenience of masking, but down to fucking riot at every BLM protest as a staunch abolitionist. Has a Black baby daddy and biracial silver toothed son
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Doing this to prove that biracial sidekicks aren’t just for Netflix Originals ✊🏾❤️
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Thank you
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told my man we have to out love everyone at six flags and then we got there and we spent an hour in line behind teenage mexican lesbians. welp we tried!
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i asked about his sister and he said wait how did you know i have a sister
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TV shows and movies are always like “Wow! I finally made it to Harvard 😭😭😭” whole time they’re in front of Powell
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The fact that other schools have a 2 month break to make up for this pandemic and yuckla said FUCK YOU see you in 2 weeks
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