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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
1 year
𝕏o𝕏o gossip girl
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@kelsey_laymon
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1 year
Welcome to LA X office
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
10 months
just going to drop this here, @xai is hiring
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
9 months
working at X is a personal perk because instead of my family asking about my dating life constantly during the holidays they are now more curious about X and what im up to, thank you X.
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
2 years
“What else could happen this week”- a memoir
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1 year
Welcome to LA X @lindayacc 🚀
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@kelsey_laymon
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2 months
hello nyc
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
1 year
Before we log off for the night, I am forever grateful for this place called Twitter. It has been my most favorite chapter of life that has brought me to the most amazing (hilarious, hardworking, kind) people and an incredible place to learn and dive in to extraordinary work.
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@kelsey_laymon
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5 months
cybertruck x chipotle
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@kelsey_laymon
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10 months
we are so back @x
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@kelsey_laymon
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21 days
Please send 🫶 to our X Brazil employees, they are some of the most amazing people 🤍
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Global Government Affairs
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Last night, Alexandre de Moraes threatened our legal representative in Brazil with arrest if we do not comply with his censorship orders. He did so in a secret order, which we share here to expose his actions. Despite our numerous appeals to the Supreme Court not being heard,
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@kelsey_laymon
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7 months
big applause teams 👏
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@kelsey_laymon
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5 months
demo time at X developer challenge
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
1 year
10 likes and I’ll order a whopper
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eat a Whopper
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@kelsey_laymon
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1 year
did you miss us? @Arj_SR
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
10 months
its november 1st, its time
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
9 months
it’s beginning to look a lot like X-mas at hq 🎄
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@kelsey_laymon
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9 months
live mas X mas 🎉🎄
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@kelsey_laymon
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9 months
everyone wish the @X intern a happy happy birthday @KVis2000 !
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@kelsey_laymon
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11 months
X is a special place, thank you to everyone who made this week so great and filled of surprises 🖤
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@kelsey_laymon
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5 months
X Developer Challenge 🚀
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@kelsey_laymon
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5 months
never a boring day on or at X
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@kelsey_laymon
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2 months
see you next time nyc 👋
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@kelsey_laymon
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1 year
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
1 year
Kenan & Kels 🍔 @Arj_SR
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@kelsey_laymon
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9 months
x hq is blasting holiday music and i may or may not have had something to do with it, happy holidays!
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
1 year
Happy Birthday coming to you live from Twitter LA! @philhultsch
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@kelsey_laymon
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9 months
merry christmas 🎄❤️
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@kelsey_laymon
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5 months
the people at X are incredible, big appreciation post to you all 🖤
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
1 year
Hello literally everyone, again.
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@kelsey_laymon
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6 months
the great thing about X is you don’t always have to agree with what others post, you can read and learn an opposing view or just keep scrolling 🤗
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
1 year
@greg16676935420 When are you coming to happy hour with us?
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
7 months
it’s the weekend
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1 year
I’m back
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1 year
@greg16676935420 have you swam with sharks before Greg
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
1 year
goodnight from levi and his fire truck today
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
11 months
hi how are you?
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
8 days
🫶🇧🇷
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
11 months
since @KettlebellLife & @Arj_SR keep bragging about their whips on X i had to finally speak up
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@kelsey_laymon
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1 year
I have a big X office debate I need help settling, what type of milk do you use in your coffee/ drink?
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1 year
all the best ideas start with “should we run this by legal”, just saying.
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
7 months
friendly reminder to always hug your loved ones tight ❤️
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Kelsey
1 year
no one will be able to block legal now, sorry not sorry
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Kelsey
1 year
@greg16676935420 im ordering food does anyone want anything?
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
10 months
my coworker brought me the greatest gift of all for my desk today, posting it here so everyone can feel the joy
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
8 months
good morning and reminder to set up 2fa
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
10 months
happy turkey day X from levi
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Kelsey
10 months
happy one year at X @natemcgrady (nate is in front of me asking me to write this, sos)
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1 year
@lindayacc @greg16676935420 Uh oh Greg eXtinguished
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Kelsey
2 months
nothing better than a new york slice of pizza
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
8 months
final snaps of 2023, thank you X for making it such a great year 🤍
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
1 year
i just apologized to someone that hit me with a door, my midwest is showing
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
1 year
💙🖤 one final #lovetwitter before the blue light turns off for the last time
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1 year
@greg16676935420 you owe me a McChicken don’t forget
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
11 months
opening night at X done right, let’s go @warriors
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11 months
took a flight using starlink and took a tesla uber to work at X today, how do i fit in a SpaceX launch real quick?
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Kelsey
11 months
good news, i only give bad news
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Kelsey
1 year
I just purchased new balances and a new suitcase from X, our ads are becoming too strong for my bank account.
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
6 months
hi mom & all of our new users!
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
4 months
the weekend
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
3 years
I closed all of my tabs today and logged into Workday, can I add that to my self review?
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
10 months
the new genz intern in the office has me even more confused
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Kelsey
1 year
Starting to feel like @greg16676935420 is always watching everywhere, even on slack? cc: @McGradyCyber & @KettlebellLife
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@kelsey_laymon
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x fam 🖤
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1 year
happy levi
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1 year
@greg16676935420 Making my money at X, to spend money on X, to pay Greg X
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1 year
@greg16676935420 I’m not a doctor but yes
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Kelsey
10 months
if you aren’t interested in tech, check in on your tech friends, it’s been a wild 5 days
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
6 months
happy 18th @x 🎂
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
4 months
happy sunday ☀️
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@kelsey_laymon
Kelsey
8 months
we’re ready for you niners! #GoPackGo @hekirkpa
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Kelsey
1 year
if you lose a bet at X you have to pay up, in pretzel form
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1 year
On God we need Amazon to ship us a whiteboard eraser
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6 months
happy monday sf
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Kelsey
1 year
you know what would be cool? a dishwasher that fully dries your dishes
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1 year
like this if @tacobell should bring back loaded grillers
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1 year
Grabbing beer and all I see is X takeover
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Kelsey
5 months
calls on @x with @ArjChi learning new genz words
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Kelsey
9 months
everyone please say a big happy birthday to the one and only @ArjChi today! 🎉
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Kelsey
10 months
levi reporting for holiday duty
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@kelsey_laymon
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10 months
the airport is a crazy place. five in the morning im drinking a latte and the man next to me just took a fireball shot with katy perry blasting in the background.
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@kelsey_laymon
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1 year
word, we’re back at it @Arj_SR
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1 year
if you received an email from me today
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in our wildest dreams last night, so long London 🩷 @cathyteoh @madisongong
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@kelsey_laymon
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10 months
thank you grok
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4 months
the night shift
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@kelsey_laymon
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10 months
back in the pnw 🌲
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Kelsey
1 year
Lowkey @Arj_SR has been attacking me all day
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9 months
can we normalize not posting our spotify wrapped, im too embarrassed
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Kelsey
1 year
never doubt what your coworkers will post of you. here’s a poem I wrote at 10 years old, on the office wall.
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5 months
welcome to earthquake X east coast friends
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2 years
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3 months
one year since @ArjChi gen-z word of the day, here’s a new one for you in honor of the holiday
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Kelsey
8 months
reunited for the first fit check of 2024 @ArjChi
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Kelsey
9 months
eight in the morning outfit check at x @ArjChi
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Kelsey
10 months
someone took over my whiteboard this morning
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Kelsey
11 months
pls don’t talk to me if you order a scooped bagel
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8 months
x fit of the day @ArjChi
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1 year
everyone stay calm, it’s happening
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