Champagne Mami
@keepnupwitju
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Over promising and under delivering is my biggest ICK because you could’ve just kept your mouth closed to begin with.
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protect me from the ppl I love that don’t love me fr.
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Latto is some Fine Shit.
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Jt looked good. Y’all just don’t have y’all own sense of style everything have to be trendy for y’all & that’s ok.
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As a lady, when you went to get that tattoo what made you say you wanted it on your chest??.
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Side parts be cute they just don’t give what that bust down middle part do.
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Being sober around drunk people is actually annoying! Y’all be irritating as fuck!.
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I tell certain friends certain stuff.
Do yall tell yall friends all yall business?.
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I’m too grown to be trying to figure out why somebody acting weird bye!!!.
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I’ll always be the problem because there’s alot I’m not accepting or dealing with.
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Cus they don’t get niggas.
Why everybody so boy crazy 😵💫.
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The older that I get I realize how important it is to set Boundaries.
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No sense in arguing with me I don’t see no wrong in nothing I do.
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Some ppl actually look better with a certain amount of weight on them butttt y’all not ready for that conversation 😭.
I can’t unbig my back by summer 😭😭😭.
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Being single is pretty cool I think every girl should be alone for a while you learn so much about yourself.
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Jail finna be lit because im not getting the corona vaccine.
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Ppl be feeling a way towards me & I be somewhere rubbing my feet together.
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Y’all really don’t be noticing that y’all be sounding like haters 😩.
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God said Confuse the Enemy.
y’all be confusing TF out us 🤦🏽♂️ do u got a man or not 😩😂.
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This shit tooooo grown.
I miss not paying no type of bills😩.
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No nigga is gonna have their way with me it’s either me or them, I’ll never compete for a spot & I’m the mf spot!.
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Imagine telling your bf the tea and he tell you to mind your business 😭😭😭😭.
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Cancer season is one of my other favs. I love a water sign from infinity to infinity 💖💖💖💖.
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Dating within your Maturity level is sooo important!!!.
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Wrong is wrong, right is right!! And I forever stand on that idgaf who don’t agree!.
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Women are weird asf!! I’m believing anybody who says they’ve been raped until proven other wise! Are y’all ok??.
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I never harassed a bitch over no nigga or b* everrr. B*s can’t relate 😭.
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I keep saying this but I’m emotionally unavailable rn. With due time… lol.
I’m ready for a new nigga I need to stop ignoring everybody.
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Fat niggas been up.
fat niggas up rn.
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If y’all stay off my shit y’all wouldn’t think I’m tweeting about y’all duh, it’s girl math 😒.
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Bitches be like “ she this she that “ Mad asf yall niggas be loving it there 😭🤣.
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I’ll be popping out and taking pictures more often in the new year.
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Everytime a b*tch find out it’s ME they lose their marbles. But swear a b*tch ain’t nothing! Old to young, skinny to BBL, literally, every b*tch!.
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Designer does not equate to style, this is for the effortlessly Fly Stylish B*tches 😇.
I love fly stylish b*tches.
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He got cute as shit out of nowhere 😭😭😭.
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I'm a emotional gangsta bitch I be swinging & crying 😩😩.
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I think BMs should always be cordial. Don’t have to be the best of friends but I feel like cordial is best for both parties & the children!.
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Tweeting about your 🐱 is so classless omg I cringe reading 😭.
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Them niggas sho play about they ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
people really don’t play about they bd’s😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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It’s never about what you can do for me it’s about how you make me feel.
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Job Marketing in 2024 is horrible right now! It is not as easy to get a job these days….
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I love chunky babies it be the rolls in the arms and legs for me 🥺.
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Pretty, paid, and most importantly out the way. don’t mix me 💅🏽.
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I absolutely hate going out with ppl who’s on their phone over the table. Like? Can we actually talk about something? You know how crazy that looks when you are out and the entire table head is down in their phone.
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Being in drama is late! Still having beef out here is Late! Y’all bitches champ 😂.
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Fw a nigga because he got money and you don’t be getting nun of it is crazy.
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I just pray that god keeps revealing what’s for me and what’s not.
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seriously lol
Y’all be sneak dissing people that don’t even give a fuck about y’all breathing 😂.
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My toxic trait is lying to people who ask too many questions about my personal life.
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Bitches go out they way to be funny but don’t go out they way to get they ass beat 🙄.
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I’m a overthinker, so my man reassuring me naturally is everything.
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My fav emoji is 😌 cus like 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌 it’s never no pressure 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌.
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That money going give you a feeling a nigga could never.
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I’m not letting nobody use me nomore that shit over with 💯.
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after I have this nigga baby he better not ask me for shit else 😭🥴.
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& im not being friends with no bitch bc our bf’s men 😭 watch out groupie.
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I love niggas who ex was broke soons I buy em some food they think I’m the one 🤣🤣.
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I’m capital P fr the last thing ima do is fall for a hoe.
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I pray everything works in my favor, I deserve it. 🦋.
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