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they call me cunt dracula
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I think about this so often
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"separate art from the artist" and this is the artist
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Third Doctor wine drunk at the UNIT Christmas Party: Fuck it let's go see the birth of Christ. Right now everyone I'm serious grab your coats.
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deleted this but I'm right actually
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accidentally sold the world
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he didn't listen...
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happy funny day! 420
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Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to be a woman in her mid 30s
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they'll never let him rest
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I'm tired of movies with plot that adds nothing to the sex scenes
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It's actually crazy how people dismiss Duvall and her account of events in order to stick to their perfect victim narrative version of her when at most it was frustration between an actor and perfectionist director that was resolved during the production decades ago.
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The wise elder always saying some shit like this
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unsucked cock detected moving to engage
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"Our last line of defense will be Link“ Watch the final pre-launch trailer for The Legend of #Zelda : #TearsOfTheKingdom , coming May 12th, only on Nintendo Switch.
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Mad fucked that I can count on my hand the amount of people I know of who have played Donkey Konga for Nintendo GameCube and one of them is Amy Winehouse
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Bet this moment in her life isn't in that new shitty movie!
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Jamiroquai on the court and his virtual insanity is now law
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Which of these is the worst one?
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Jack Crawford bringing Will Graham onto crime scenes like "this is Special Agent Shivering Chihuahua, he has a panic attack every five seconds and hallucinates frequently. he's the best there is, give him five guns"
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The realest take on the Beatles I've ever seen
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Hearing about Ian Holm in Alien Romulus
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At long last The Sonic CD
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Oh yeah to add to the Horrid Henry was abused fire, always getting deadnamed and misgendered by Great Aunt Greta, fuck that bitch
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Drew like a dark, fucked up version of Mr. Chedda haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
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and watch his recent film and tv appearances
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Pitbull's a bad guy?
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Pitbull has removed Kesha’s name and face from the title & thumbnail of their hit collab ‘Timber’ on YouTube.
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They look like father and son
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Just met the boss
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"need a goth gf to ruin my life" what does that even mean like do you want her to fuck up your credit score or something?
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they pay him in woims
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squid named finger:
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Anyway stream Peter's album St. Christopher
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happy birthday icon
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Today is Rosemary Harris’ 97th birthday!
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put them away slut
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Kyle MacLachlan dressed in an outfit never used in David Lynch's "DUNE"
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(making sure not to degrade or misgender someone by calling them a bad bitch) hey you're a bad person
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Idea for a Superman film: Superman has his identity revealed via Lex Luthor, and Superman is consequentially treated like an alien both as Clark and Superman by the world at large, thus losing his "Human/Earthling" self. So he becomes Superman full time, and travels the world...
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medieval monks explaining new animals they've discovered to the painter
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it would be dope if EIon Musk kiIIed himself
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Honestly just a very good reading idk what people's problem is with it
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lmao
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ugly butches in question
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Matt Smith: yeah Morbius was a fun project, lot of just hamming it up back in 2019, I really enjoyed it. Jared Leto: I've not really been able to go back to drinking water since I became Michael, I've developed a taste for human blood and I've not been able to shake it just yet.
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"amab" "afab" I'm going to put abag over your head and take you out to the desert and ***** *** ** *** ****
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Before the movie started they showed a clip of Beetlejuice riding a black and white striped rocket into the twin towers and it said Happy 9/11 in the smoke
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I'm on-location to investigate reports that the juice is loose. (Seeing Beetlejuice Beetlejuice)
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"sex scenes contribute nothing to plot" yes they do, they contribute that the characters had sex
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I think I deserve to be killed by god
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Scott, just write the movie, cast @Nowacking as Clark, then find the tallest actress in Texas to play Lois
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A SUPERMAN MOVIE THAT EXPLORES AND CELEBRATES HIS COMPASSION IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE
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5 years of being dogged on for the most correct take on the matter I'd explode
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Martin Scorsese says that Marvel films are 'not cinema' – 'The closest I can think of them, as well-made as they are, with the actors doing the best they can under the circumstances, is theme parks.' (Via @empiremagazine | Print edition)
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mice before asking for a glass of milk:
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What Skyward Sword does to a mf
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I used to have a thing back in high school where whenever I was bored I would just edit Dragon Ball characters into pics of JFK
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they acting like nothing happened
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think I might have found the most cursed thing on the internet
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I would never choose between them I'd make them kiss and scissor like Barbies
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Which way western man? Steve Buscemi in drag or David Duchovny in drag?
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smartest thing Dr. Who ever did as a series was give him a little girlfriend who wore a pink girly version of his outfit.
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Gonna be real, Mr. Boss saying the "I now realise there's no such thing as a bad culture" in that ironic way was the biggest racist dog whistle I've seen in a mainstream cartoon in a while
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William Afton about to cheat death yet again:
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HELP THE TEXT ON THIS IS GLITCHING????
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lemáine dared to ask "What if Vecna slayed?'
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Once again, I am opening my replies for a limited time for my birthday. and like last year, everyone better say happy birthday to me right now or you're all terrible people and I'm blocking each and every one of you.
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just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. they put me in the squid ward
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Everyone's a creative dipshit it came free with the human condition
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hooked up my lovense to my twitter, I sure hope nobody engages with this tweet...
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When a mutual puts their partner in their bio
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recently told a guy i wished i was his mother and he said that’s weird so it’s back to the drawing board for me i guess
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I think we should do a jihad against nerdy men
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I can see it.
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Yaoi is the sound I make when I burn my hand on the stove
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Carrie Fisher would tell you to kiII yourseIf if she saw this
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The devolution of Star Wars.
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i fucked oomf
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Bullying isn't enough, I need to kiII this guy
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How much do you think you’re getting charged for this Old Fashioned
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Trump is a man where you can see which features he got from which parent in an exact 50/50 split
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Trump’s parents look like a horror version of those movies where Mike Myers plays every character.
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This is what RTD era Dr. Who looks like to normal people
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sometimes the real patrick bateman is just a weird lesbian femcel
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a cigarette actually adds 11 minutes to your life if you're a girl
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A sentence that starts strong and proceeds to gets worse with every following word.
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Karen Gillan, Hugh Bonneville to Star in New Cancel Culture Dramedy From Steven Moffat (EXCLUSIVE)
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Formatting my suicide note like a choose your own adventure book so each reader gets different reasons for why I did it
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I don't really talk about fashion on here but for a one man show lemáine has been absolutely fucking killing it.
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"what if trump and biden both die" what if trump and biden start lezzing out on the debate stage what then?
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For David Lynch’s birthday we ask: how far can you run before we get you?
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my favourite example of this is the third ever doctor who story which is set entirely in the tardis and everyone gets super paranoid and one of them tries to stab the others with a pair of scissors
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It’s too accurate
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Kurt writing in his journals about Courtney
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The latest cameo in the dack cinematic universe @HighlandFemboy
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RIP to a queen, nobody will ever do it like Rachel
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@JoeCorallo
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Rachel Pollack passed away today at 12:45pm EST with her wife and loved ones by her side. She'll always be a friend and mentor to me. I'll miss her every day.
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He was famous for three years, suffered from multiple intense mental health issues and blew his brains out at 27 idk what you're trying to prove with this.
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watching people paint kurt cobain as some communist god is an interesting example of revisionist history since he was just another white musician who made over 400m dollars from his music and spent his last days in a multi million dollar bungalow
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me trying to remember stranger things characters: so that's the gay one, and that's the gay one, and that's the gay one and that's th
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@LinkofSunshine
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Fun fact: Alessandra Mussolini left the neo-fascism movement and is now a trans rights activist who recently refused to get a passport in protest of there not being a non-binary option
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I also edited for this guy about 4 or 5 years ago and he privately bitched about my editing when he gave me $35 for a 25 minute video that racked like 130k views
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seeing more Gen Alpha kids wishing they grew up in the 2000s
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Hey I'm an 18/19 year old with "filmmaker" in my bio and I'm about to say several of the worst opinions you've ever heard back to back.
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the first female Dr. Who
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Elon Musk doesn't want you to see this
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I had to torrent iCarly season 2 to make this gif
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I don't think haus of decline is all that funny.
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Americans learning about shit like Hacker T Dog and Horrid Henry is so cool lmao. Can they learn about this shit next?
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the new season of dr. who was kinda bad but was held up to a point of enjoyability by the most charismatic man in the world
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do you guys fw my yogi bear (2010) sandwich container?
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I trust Kermit unconditionally but I don't actually think there are that many songs about rainbows
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They go shopping now
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@trans_jew
(((Rebecca 🟣✡️🏳️‍⚧️)))
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They go shopping now
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