English/South African Dad, husband to a beautiful Italian, love food, love Spurs, love travel... BHFC football coach. Essex/London. All opinions are my own.
Taking my son to his first ever NLD today.
He thinks we’re going to meet up with my mates, soak in the atmosphere and then watch it in a Spurs pub.
Can’t wait when we’re outside the ground to say “fancy going in then”.. 🤍
#COYS
Tottenham Hotspur finished the PL 16/17 season with the best defensive record. Conceding just 26 goals.
Arsenal finished the PL 23/24 season with the best defensive record.
Conceding 29 goals.
Never saw Alderweireld & Vertonghen overhyped like these 2. Thank f.
Kane literally cannot win can he.
Stays up top with no service - “Kane’s non-existent”.
Gets no service so comes deep to get involved and try and drive us forward “Kane has to stop dropping deep”.
Lazy lazy lazy analysis.
6am: “I ain’t watching Spurs tonight”.
1pm: “Probs keep an eye on the score, but I’m not watching it”.
6pm: “Might watch it, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬..”
7pm: Team sheet🤦🏽♂️
7.55pm:(opens beer)“COYS, we can do this”
9.50pm: “That’s it, I’m done”(opens Twitter, begins rant)
Throwback to 12th March 2023.
Fulham - 0 Arsenal - 3
5 points clear of Man C.
In typical “the Arsenal” fashion, the players celebrate with a giant clock with the hands pointing to 11 and 2.
11 games 2 go..
No one will ever convince me they didn’t think the PL was theirs.
Arsenal have got away with 2 potentially leg breaking, career ending challenges this season, yet it’s only now it’s gone against them, that VAR is a “disgrace”…
England “fans” celebrating Harry Kane’s injury.
England are apparently better off without him.
England’s captain. A model professional. Exceptional role model to youngsters.
Disgusting how his own nations fans speak of him, never known anything like it. Absolutely bizarre.
Arsenal haven’t qualified for the CL for 6 yrs.
In that time, Spurs have qualified 5x & got out the group stage 4x.
Spurs’ revenues are higher than Arsenal.
Arsenal are dropping €100m on a deal in Jan. Spurs won’t pay a €40m release clause.
But, we must be patient. Again.
Penalty’s awarded to the “Big 6” teams so far this season.
Chelsea - 11 (eleven) pens.
Arsenal - 8 pens.
Liverpool - 8 pens.
Man City - 5 pens.
Man U - 5 pens.
Spurs - 1 (one) pen.
Official’s favour Spurs though apparently.
2019/2020: VAR is introduced in the Premier League.
30/09/2023: VAR officials make the first ever incorrect decision.
4 years of pure perfection until yesterday.
Amazing.
Redknapp: 3rd, 3 points behind 1st. Spurs sign Nelson & Saha.
Pochettino: League title challengers. 0 signings for 2 windows.
Mourinho: Sacked 3 days b4 the LC final.
Conte: 5th, still in the CL & FAC. 22nd Jan - 0 signings.
How tf can anyone defend Levy & ENIC.
#ENICOut
Lee Dixon is representative of so many England fans where he cannot let go of his tribalism.
Digs at Kane constantly.
Saka makes a mistake - blames someone else for it.
An awful awful pundit.
Brennan Johnson.
21 appearances.
3 goals.
4 assists.
Not too shabby.
He didn’t choose what we paid for him.
He’s a rough diamond but a diamond all the same.
Stick with him.
Whatever your thoughts and opinions on Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, no one can deny his professionalism.
Give him 90 mins or 2 mins, give’s his absolute all. No whining, no sulking.
A true professional, I’ll always wish him well.
I remember having a laugh when Birmingham retired his shirt number.
How wrong I was.
Will never forget him being the first to console Kane in the WC. Mature well beyond his years both in ability & mentality.
Destined for the very top & I can’t wait to see him do it.
Sissoko came on in the 87th min with 1 job - help France see out the match.
3 mins later it was 3-3. By the 10th minute of ET, he was strolling around like he’d been on for the 100 mins.
A familiar sight 4 Spurs fans. 1 of many that absolutely must b sold this summer.
Graeme Souness during the Spain v Switzerland half time analysis has decided to bring up Harry Kane and say the words “he is too easy to play against now”
The Premier League golden boot and playmaker winner 2020/21.
ITV’s expert panel at it again.
Harry Kane has 35 PL goal involvements this season.
The only player to ever better this?
Harry Kane. 16/17 season with 36 goal involvements.
Dias is a top defender who was added to a £250m+ defence.
Kane achieved 👆🏽in a piss poor Spurs team.
POTY should be Kane’s all day
🗣 "When Harry Kane's playing like he is, I don't think too many teams are going to beat
#THFC
. But you take him out of the team, top four is not happening for Spurs." 👀
How tf have VAR looked at that elbow to Gil’s head and decided it isn’t a penalty?
Absolutely ludicrous.
FYI - Penalties given this season;
- Arsenal 6
- Chelsea 5
- Man C and Liverpool 4
- Spurs 0
“Spurs are so lucky”…
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Kylian Mbappé is said to be furious with the PSG board as they had a gentlemen’s agreement that would see him sold for much less than he’s worth whenever he fancied it.
He’s now instructed his brother Rodney Mbappé to make all of his decisions.
More to follow…
Remember this?
Being the beacon of sportsmanship that Liverpool FC is, they of course offered Wolves a replay.
Oh no, that’s right. They didn’t. No club would, bc that would be simply ridiculous.
"The TRUTH is that we've scored three goals."
Wolves boss Julen Lopetegui says his side have a 'tactical camera' which shows their disallowed goal was actually on-side 🐺🟠
Harry Kane does not 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 to leave Spurs, he feels he 𝙝𝙖𝙨 to leave Spurs.
One man is responsible for that - Daniel Levy.
Have some respect for the man who has given his absolute everything for the club he loves.
I’ve supported Spurs for 33 years. In that time we’ve had so much disappointment but the day Harry Kane leaves the club will be the darkest day for me.
I can’t imagine Spurs without him.
Cheers Daniel Levy and ENIC. This, you’ll never be forgiven for.
#ENICOUT
#LEVYOUT
Raphinha to Barcelona, here we go! Full agreement reached with Leeds after today’s bid accepted: €58m fixed fee plus add-ons up to total €67m package. 🚨🔵🔴
#FCB
Raphinha only wanted Barça since February and he’s set to sign until June 2027, time for documents and contracts.
Result: 𝐒𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝟑 𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝟎.
Report: Wow, Leeds are incredible. Man, how does Bielsa sit like that,he’s amazing. Leeds get forward so quickly, like seconds from the back. Leeds are so well drilled, omg Leeds made 3 subs.
Goals for Kane, Son and Alderweireld.
#TOTLEE
Didn’t watch the match but from what I gather;
- Bentancur is on course to win the Ballon d'Or.
- Kulusevski is shit, 22 mins into his Spurs career.
- Romero is basically prime Baresi.
- Højbjerg is shit, again.
- Royal pointed which means he hates Conte.
COYS.
For everyone asking what happens to Bentancur if Yves Bissouma joins us; it’s called strength in depth giving competition for every starting spot.
Every top, trophy winning side has it.
#COYS
Lo Celso and Ndombele didn’t work out at Spurs...
Just like Kulusevski, Bentancur and Romero didn’t work out at Juventus…
All I care about is that Spurs are in a much stronger position now.
Man U - Dier error
Newcastle - Lloris error
Liverpool - Dier error
Brentford - Dier error
Arsenal - Lloris error
Man C - Lloris error x 2/ Lenglet error
Take away these individual errors, how many more points would we have? Where’d we be in the table? Would it be Conte out then?
So bored of the forced daily reports of Pochettino’s return to Spurs.
Love him but we have one of the best managers in world football and I have no interest in any manager taking us forward other than Antonio Conte.
Harry Kane has outscored Wayne Rooney in 174 less games.
Rooney - an unbelievably talented footballer - played for a title winning, CL winning, cup winning Man U team, full of international superstars.
Harry Kane has done this, playing for Spurs.
Absolutely insane.
Defend like a bunch of blind clowns against Southampton and Wolves.
Come away to the best side in Europe and beat them.
Welcome to the life of a Spurs fan.
#MCITOT
#COYS
Raheem Sterling misses two sitters, Dixon says nothing.
Tammy Abraham misses an absolute sitter (albeit slightly offside), Dixon says nothing.
Harry Kane, well offside, misses a half chance on the half volley, Dixon: “absolute shocker”..
On the 1st January 2016. Arsenal were top, Leicester 2nd, Man City 3rd, and Spurs 4th, 5 points behind Arsenal and Leicester.
Spurs were never once top in the 2015/16 season.
“Spurs came 3rd in a 2 horse race” is an absolute myth.
The Premier League table from 2016 was on spice. 🤯🤯
😳 Southampton were 3 points off Man City.
😱 Tottenham came 3rd in a two-horse race.
🔙 Stoke were decent.
🤯 Leicester won the league.
The outrage over the Super League and now the love in over Manchester City reaching their first Champions League final after spending over £1.5 billion is the perfect example of the hypocrisy of the media and former pro’s.
Level playing field, but only when it fits the agenda.
𝑨𝒑𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚 Spurs have reached an agreement to sign Pedro Porro for €45m.
€45m being the buy out clause.
€45m being the same amount it was at the start of the window.
If true, great use of 25 days that.
Alan Shearer digging at Harry Kane as much as he possibly can.
Kane hasn’t played well. But my days, Rice, Walker, Foden, not a word about them.
So many have been poor but the focus is on guess who… F off.
Come on England 🏴
Reports coming through that Martin Keown has asked the Premier League to look into why Arsenal had to play their last 2 away games of the season against teams who’s fans make noise - something that Arsenal have no experience of.
“It’s just not fair” he said.
Poch’s best PL years had these players in their prime;
Dele Alli
Toby Alderweireld
Christian Eriksen
Jan Vertonghen
Danny Rose
Kyle Walker
Hugo Lloris
Defensively, bar Romero, we have nothing near that standard.
Be careful what you wish for…
Harry Kane has the highest % of competitive England goals in history - 88%.
I get that rival fans don’t like Spurs but if u r a football fan & /or know anything about football, you’d appreciate we’re watching an elite footballer, likely to become England’s greatest ever striker.
£100m bid for Kane.
£100m bid for Grealish.
If Man City get either, Pep will have spent over £1,000,000,000.00.
Where’s all the hate against the Super League and it creating a massively unfair playing field energy gone from all the pundits?
Doesn’t fit the agenda I guess.
Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Romero is in trouble here, he’s got to go… that’s basically ABH… I’ve just called the police..
“That’s not Romero, Gary”
Ten Hag was backed with £230m of signings in the summer.
Spurs spent £172m. £42m on Romero’s loan to buy obligation, £60m on Richarlison bc Levy wanted him, £15m on Udogie who was loaned back & £20m on Spence who Conte did not want.
Back a top manager = win trophies.
Simple.
Hear me out.
LC final - no individual errors, we’ll win.
EL - Lille, 🇪🇸 teams, MU & AC the big threats, but, we have a stronger squad than the one that got to the CL final.
PL - somehow only 4 points off 🔝4. A decent run & we’ve every chance.
Bale’s about to bang.
#COYS
Harry Kane will join Man C & they can goad our “empty” trophy cabinet all they like.
Pre-2008 oil money, they last won a major trophy in 1976. They were in the 3rd div in 1999 & 2nd div 2002.
Trophies will come Harry but it’ll be completely soulless.
“Plastic” epitomised.
Antonio Conte has gone 9 PL games unbeaten, winning 6. This with a largely average squad, a few stars & lots of injuries. We’re within touching distance of top 4.
If Daniel Levy doesn’t back him, it will be nothing short of unforgivable. Truly is a watershed moment for our club.
Eric Dier - 9 years
Ben Davies - 9 years
Davison Sanchez - 6 years
Ryan Sessegnon - 4 years
Japhet Tanganga - 4 years (pro)
Joe Rodon - 3 years
35 years between 6 defenders that probably wouldn’t start for any other PL team.
It’s just laughable now.
#LevyOut
The way the pundits have disrespected Harry Kane, this entire tournament, is beyond disgusting.
He hasn’t played well but it’s become like he’s responsible for everything bad that happens for England.
Disgrace, all of them.
In all the years of CL football I can’t recall Spurs signing a top quality 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒏 international, in their prime, since Rafa van der Vaart in 2010.
1 season back and Arsenal are signing Rice and Newcastle Barella.
Levy has completely fooled our fanbase & we’ve let him.
EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Arsenal complained to PGMOL over the rough treatment of Bukayo Saka by opponents with their star man the third-most fouled player in the Premier League in 2023
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@IsaanKhan_
Lamela has scored 3 goals in 2 games for Sevilla. He scored 37 in 8 years at Spurs, ravaged by continuous injuries.
He’ll no doubt now play 50 straight games and win a major trophy.