Yeah, I'm listening to me some Cobra-fucking-Starship. Step down!

A "relationship status" field ought to be included on people's Wikipedia page, ala Facebook. Unrelated: Emma Watson may go to Brown or Yale.

My facebook feed tells me my ex took the quiz and is most like Carrie from Sex and the City. Well yeah, Ice-Cold Cunt wasn't an option.

My coworkers should consider themselves lucky that our office has industry caliber toilets.

Frak.

Tired of monotone political bullshit and red tape? Don't work in higher ed.

Hey, Coffeeshop-Ass-Hat next to me! Your girlfriend's tits are the first I'm signing when I'm famous.

Not a Twitter slut, but I've been around the block.