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@katzfried
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3 years
Bhad Bhabie turning 18 a week ago and then making $1M in 6 hours just shows how many men were lusting after a minor & counting down the days until she was legal.
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My whole body could be covered in tattoos and I STILL would not put “tatted” in my bio.
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@katzfried
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hi, i’m 25 today
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completely exhausted, nighty night 🫶🏼
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1 year
thick thighs save lives but destroy denim
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1 year
Mornin’ 🌞
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@katzfried
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8 months
did anyone else have their journal broken into and read by their mothers growing up, and then getting bullied for their inner thoughts? kinda wanna try to start keeping a journal again, but even now @ 25, it feels like the most traumatic thing ever is waiting to happen…again.
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@katzfried
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It meeeee 💁🏻‍♀️🫶🏼
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@Kaamdizzle
𝐍𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐨 𝐊𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐨
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show me a bad bitch wit a baby 😜
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@katzfried
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3 years
If you have to hide certain parts of your life from your family because you feel like they would cut you off, turn the tables & cut them off 😐 There is no reason at 25 you should be afraid to tell your grandma you have tattoos. That’s just me though.
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@katzfried
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3 years
Some of y’all bitch about your male partners on here way too much to be opening your mouths ab boys playing w fucking kitchen sets. Maybe if your man would’ve had one, he would be able to help you around the house like a real adult 😃
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@katzfried
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1 year
u still up? 📞
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@katzfried
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2 years
Becoming a parent after a rough/traumatic childhood is so hard because you begin & end every day with intrusive thoughts - “I hope me raising my voice earlier didn’t permanently fuck them up”, “Why can’t I just be more patient…I hope he knows I love him more than anything”
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3 years
My husband: “you gon throw that ass back tonight? 😈” Me at 8:30pm:
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3 years
Hearing little feet run toward you at 8am when the person attached to said little feet already kept you up past 3am 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@katzfried
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1 year
Drunk n need tbell
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1 year
This lady added me on snap (by search) & a few minutes after I accepted messages me “Sorry, my husband cheated with a Kat Turner so I’m just going to add them all until I find her. It’s not you though, have a good day”. Did I…are we new friends?
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@katzfried
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3 years
10+ years ago, my grandma passed out Beanie Babies to all the grandkids. When I got the front of the line she told me that because I was adopted, I was not a “real Burt” & I would not be getting one. Today, my friend sent me a beanie baby in the mail & I cried for an hour 🥺
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@katzfried
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3 years
If your S/O didn’t do shit for you this holiday, remember Father’s Day is next month and you can totally return that same energy 😌
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3 years
All of the men on here 🤣🤣 iTs NoT jUsT mEn. No it’s not, but y’all are the most obvious predators. I’ve never crossed to the other side of the street at night because a woman was walking towards me🤷🏻‍♀️
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@katzfried
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3 years
the fact that literally everyone could benefit from regular therapy sessions & the shits not free yet just blowssss my mind
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@katzfried
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3 years
@mawmaxo @edamamamae I’m confused 😅 She’s 18, she’s allowed to make an onlyfans. The problem is adults that HAVE been adults, subscribing to her content because they found her attractive when she was 15/16.
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@katzfried
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3 years
I just spit my tea out
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@katzfried
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1 year
Wouldn’t be Sunday Funday without the 🍑
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@katzfried
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3 years
Me: let’s change ya buttttt My toddler: ✌🏼🏃‍♂️💨
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@katzfried
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3 years
Where are the mom’s that had kids more than 3 years apart? I’m curious. Do you like having them further apart? Do you think they have a good relationship? Let me know. People think I’m crazy for saying I don’t want another baby until Cooper is 4 or 5 lol.
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@katzfried
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4 years
I love finding rare plants. These are from Madagascar 😌
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@katzfried
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3 years
If your sperm donor needs you to pack a spend the night bag for y’all’s kid, bring them to me instead. I’ll give you a night off & have everything needed in my household lol. That’s ridiculous af to me.
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@katzfried
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3 years
@Ja_SS_on Ooooh, you should change your name from Big Kahuna to “Big Rapist Vibes”. She could be dancing around in a fuckin dish towel, and still would not be “asking for it”
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@katzfried
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1 year
I’m sweating my ass off in the herb house today 🫶🏼
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@katzfried
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1 year
suns out buns out 👣
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@katzfried
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1 year
🧡
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@katzfried
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1 year
I remember my mom telling me that she prayed I never had any children because your kids turn out 10x worse than you were as a kid & I was a “very broken child”. Then I had my son & realized she just had anger issues & absolutely no business being a mother atp in her life lol.
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@katzfried
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4 years
I have a lot of moms that follow me & I follow a lot of moms, but please don’t group me with JUST mom Twitter 😭🤣 I like weed and sex and I say the f-word a lot and I don’t believe in god, so if you’re here for the wholesome shit only - wrong bitch 🤣
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@katzfried
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2 years
“Have you been smoking weed?” Me: I’ve never smoked a weed in my life
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@katzfried
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1 year
I knew when my 3 year old said “don’t worry mama, I got strong muscles, Dada won’t be mean” I had to get the fuck out and immediately
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3 years
My friend tagged me in a silly astrology post & someone commented a meme basically saying astrology isn’t real, so I replied “yeah it’s kinda like god. No proof or anything - just for shits and giggles” and now we wait.
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3 years
Aaron is trying to convince me to do acid w him tonight & he’s like “we’re parents, that’s like a step above frat kids - we’re built for this shit” like sir, I just wanna go to the pumpkin patch but I guess we trippin
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My friend linked up with this guy she’d been texting at the bar & his friend was w him. Both of them thought they were gonna get some bc they bought our Taco Bell, but they started arguing in the back so we made them get out & we went home with all 4 orders of food 😭
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I love my husband to death, but I’m a true Sagittarius & this man doesn’t ever want to travel unless it’s out of state and worth it. I will drive 2 hours to see a cute waterfall with some trees around it wdym “worth it”.
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@katzfried
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1 year
saw a TikTok from a kindergarten teacher that said “I don’t need your kid to know their ABCs on Day 1, that’s my job. I need them to know empathy and the basics of kind social interaction” and I think more people need to hear that 🫶🏼
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@katzfried
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3 years
Don’t pull names off donation trees if you’re going to be surprised that a foster child asked for the same toys your kids asked for
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3 years
Has anyone on here successfully avoided pregnancy for an extended period of time by just tracking cycles? I really want to get off my birth control. Like REALLY want to get off of it.
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one day you’re going to wake up and realize that you might really hate your nose or your lips, but you’ve passed them on to your baby & now that feature you’ve always hated, is the most perfect in the world.
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@katzfried
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1 year
Have the Friday you deserve 🫶🏼
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@katzfried
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3 years
My husband at the trampoline park:“I’m gonna be a dead body”
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“he’s gonna need you forever if you keep babying him like that” i literally birthed him, there is no problem with a kid needing their mom 😅 he can be 35 and call me for anything & im on my way. does the wife or the kids need anything before i get there???
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3 years
I hate people that hate on children for no reason. It’s totally fine to not want your own children, but the whole “take your crotch goblins & stay tf away from me” attitude is so FUCKING weird.
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@katzfried
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3 years
Women are seen as hysterical & crazy so often, but like…have you ever told a man no? 👀
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3 years
After two, hour+ long interviews, a drug test and an extensive background check....YA BITCH GOT HER DREAM JOB 🥵
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4 years
@DJ4ourReal @KH10479119 If there was a god, she’d be a woman
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3 years
I grabbed “hot fries” instead of “cheddar fries” LOL sorry son 😂😭
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3 years
@BriKGibson Right!! Like yes, bb. We’re understanding she’s legal, we’re not worried ab her making money - we’re worried about you 20, 30 something y/o men that been calling her sexy since 15 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@katzfried
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cold n annoyed about it
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@katzfried
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1 year
Gotcha
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1 year
smooches 😘😘
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3 years
At work this older lady was going on ab how she won’t ask for someone’s pronouns, she says he/she based on what you look like to her. So she’s explaining something to me & out of habit, I say yes ma’am. Her: I’m not that old Me: my bad, I’m just going off what you look like 😭
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@katzfried
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I’m fr about to buy a house at the age of 22. Wow. From foster care to this 🤣 I fuckin love it
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seeing moms bash other moms because they have to take their kid to daycare is so disheartening and makes me fucking angry. i don’t want to be away from my boy anymore than he wants to be away from me…but are yall gonna pay my bills?
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@ellmccall1 And that’s on insecurity 🥴
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2 years
While going on and on about how disgusting daycare is & how no one will ever be trusted with your kid except family, remember that some of us don’t have that option & we can hear you lol.
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🫶🏼
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3 years
It’s so scary people like this exist. I forgot why I don’t do mom groups until this 😅
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3 years
The whole “When We Were Young” festival being a scam is really upsetting bc I feel like a lot of us NEED something like that. Some of those bands got me through the darkest times as a teen. They knew it was an attractive idea & played us 🥲
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1 year
Goodnight! Say it back, or else! 🔪
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1 year
Summa time is on my mind
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1 year
My response was “you go, girl. Find that homewrecker that’s making us Kats look bad.” 😂
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3 years
I hope the Olsen twins sleep peacefully tonight
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5 years
@allie_maness Okay can “god” do something that’s actually important ??? None of this means anything
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Blah
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These are $1 at Walmart & make my life soooooo easy when it comes to making dinner for my toddler
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@KXRLXYYXGO Freaky, but also kinda sweet in a way?? 🥺 They wanted you to know they love you too even if you didn’t know them in this lifetime.
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3 years
Well. Aaron told me this morning he wants to try for another baby. 🥲 bless his heart. I wonder if he wants to be pregnant this time.
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happy halloween 👻
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3 years
Not to get all sappy on y’all, but I want to go back and hug 6 year old me. And I have a really great group of people in my life.
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3 years
Thinking about how much pockets on little baby clothing makes my heart swell. What could you possibly put in those tiny little pockets? 🥺 Roly polys? Pebbles?
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They are cute tho
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I actually went to the fair with friends this year, drank and had a ton of fun so enjoy these pics of me on da Ferris wheel 🎡🎟️
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@katzfried
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1 year
No face thread 🤠 Keep it goinn
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1 year
shit hit different
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3 years
It really makes me sad that my child will never be able to experience things I did as a child like ride around the neighborhood on bikes with siblings/friends & walk door to door to sell for Girl/Boy Scouts because the world is fucking scary now
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@katzfried
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I know it’s not Friday anymore but I forgot to post this and it’s cute 😂
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@katzfried
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1 year
Not a Chiefs fan && should’ve cleaned my mirror but I just woke up 🫶🏼
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2 years
got permission from my son’s parents to post a picture of him to “introduce” him to my friends/family on Facebook. They said yes & now I’m crying bc everyone on FB is so nice/telling me how beautiful he is.
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@katzfried
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3 years
Anyway, I love these jeans 🍑
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@katzfried
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2 years
Facebook saw it first, but I have too many coworkers on there to leave it up lol
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3 years
What’s the most disgusting soda ever and why is it Dr. Pepper?
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3 years
“She doesn’t like you”
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1 year
Hope you got out and enjoyed the sunshine today ❤️❤️❤️
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3 years
Best advice I got from a fellow mother was to pick your fucking battles. You will stress yourself to no end keeping things in order 24/7. If they want to bang on pots & pans, let them. Seriously - it’s not hurting anything. Take a breather.
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@katzfried
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3 years
I love my job & coworkers 😂
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@katzfried
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2 years
Morninnnnn 🌞🌱
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3 years
I’ll never be a parent that stops doing things for their child bc they hit 18. Come get a plate of food every night. I’ve got soap & cleaning supplies for you in my stockpile. Let me co-sign for you Bc I taught you how to manage $ & I trust you.
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