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"Don't be happy, worry," is my personal motto honestly
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one time my ex canceled plans bc he had to “help his friend fix his car,” and a couple months later mine was being weird and i asked him if he could help and he was like “what? idk anything about cars”
that was this moment for me
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microsoft teams is a terrible product with an amazing social team, apparently
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the fact that this didn’t happen at the height of the pandemic has to be mandela effect bc i would have sworn on my life it was 2020
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@chris_belcher
As a professor, what you choose to do with the tuition you pay for is none of my business as long as it's not disruptive. You could be hammered for all I care, as long as it's not disrupting other students and their learning experience that they are paying for.
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i put this bench out on this exact curb over a year ago and it was gone within hours, but today it just showed up again lmao
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and if you’re wondering, after this i found out he had not been helping his friend fix his car that day — his whole ass OTHER GIRLFRIEND who lived out of state was in town and he was hanging out with her 🙃🙃🙃
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some of y’all’s legal teams are asleep at the wheel
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my 93-year-old grandfather emails me to find out what football games are on every weekend, and i've never been more happy to be a human google 🥹
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@OliLondonTV
the comments from people who don’t realize she was playing a role in book of mormon the musical and wasn’t ACTUALLY mormon lmaooooo
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this video i took on my blackberry in 2009 looks like b-roll footage for a dateline episode about someone who was murdered in 1993
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@ryanmwalters
imagine having the opportunity to post a nice family photo for christmas and instead using it to be racist
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the replies/QTs to this tweet saying he wasn’t lying are so bizarre lol he literally told me he was lying once i confronted him with photos from her IG of them kissing at a half marathon that same day 🙃 but some of y’all just refuse to want to believe women smh
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them: what’s your week look like?
me:🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿 👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿 👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿 👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌🚿👩🏻💻🛌
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i was today years old when it hit me that the “mad” in “madmen” stands for madison ave
as someone who has been working in advertising for 11 years i should be put down for this
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JUST SAW SHAWN MENDES AND CAMILLA COBELLO HOLDING HANDS WITH MY OWN TWO EYES THE RUMORS ARE TRUE YOU HEARD IT HEAR LAST
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@torriangray
oh no i confirmed later his whole ass OTHER GIRLFRIEND who lived in a different state was in town so he was with her
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potentially unpopular opinion but imo if two consenting adult coworkers w/o a difference in power dynamics choose to have a sexual relationship outside of their marriage, they shouldn’t be punished by their employer for that 🫖
T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach have lawyered up against ABC for possible lawsuit after being taken off the air due to alleged affair.
The lawsuit would involve race, with lawyers asking if ABC has ever fired or disciplined “2 consenting adults at equal levels when both were white.”
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@broiledcrawfish
bold of you to assume we won’t need a content shoot from the top of a cell tower
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at this point a UFO could strike the statue of liberty and i wouldn’t be surprised.
BREAKING VIDEO: WATCH: Massive lightning bolt strikes Statue of Liberty as storm passes over NYC
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@TheHandsomeCan1
@AdamParkhomenko
@ewarren
i need to check the constitution but i’m pretty sure there is an amendment that says if you land a callback this well you are officially president
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nothing hits like a good cup of coffee in the morning ☺️
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murder podcasts are wild bc they'll be like
...and then he chopped her up, cooked her as a stew, and fed the body to his family.
Are you tired of cooking dinner every night? With Hello Fresh, you'll—
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Kaysar,
@jamesrhine
and
@Bb3Danielle
didn’t break into the Big Brother house after the BB11 finale and film their own eviction for Taylor Crispy to call old school boring.
#BB22
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the microsoft social team watching this tweet go viral but not being able to do anything with it bc i trashed the product
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just so we're clear on roles and responsibilities, what part of "have a safe flight" am i in charge of?
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good morning to everyone except
@Showtime
who has now somehow absolutely botched the Dexter finale not once, but twice
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this is what happens when you travel with an account person
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grimace has to be a leo bc he won't shut up about his birthday
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jokes aside, what we're seeing happen right now is exactly the reason i am so passionate about the fact that marketing/advertising in social is just as—if not more—difficult than and specialized as broadcast media
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happy 3-year anniversary to the time my boyfriend broke up with me for over an hour while lying on the couch wearing a sleep mask. andddd since he literally couldn’t see me, i recorded it. 🙃 here’s a clip.
(yes this is 100% real)
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we’re millennials not orangutans
RT if you’re a millennial who knows how to address envelopes and send letters through the mail
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guys on here will tweet
“Nobody likes brands that suck. Start a company that doesn’t suck and it will be successful.”
and marketing twitter will be like
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it’s still there — why do i feel like i should take it back???? did it miss me???? am i its mother 😭😭😭
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my boss's cat just video called me
he doesn't even know yet; i can't stop laughing
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a month ago i was laid off (boooo tomato tomato etc)
i have been working in social/creator marketing and client services for 11 years. here’s a thread of some cool things i’ve lead
lmk if you want to chat
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i was today years old when i learned the michelin of michelin star restaurants is the same as the tire company????
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YOU 👏 CAN 👏 NOT 👏 USE 👏 MUSIC 👏 WITHOUT 👏 A 👏 COMMERCIAL 👏 LICENSE 👏 IN 👏 BRANDED 👏 CONTENT 👏
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the what i ordered vs what i got could not be more opposite lmaooooo
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couch naps are like going into another dimension. pretty sure i just fully left my body for two hours.
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they’re collectively telling you to go fuck yourself but ok
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@offbeatorbit
@gabifresh
i legitimately have not stopped laughing for 30 minutes i SCREAMED!!!!
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one of my cartilage piercings fell out wednesday night and i just went to put it back in and it’s like the hole never existed???? it’s been 36 hours??????
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do you work in advertising or do you like yourself
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i'm staying in new york with my friend who is also in advertising and last night he was talking in his sleep and said "hey guys go ahead and open up that deck" and i can't stop laughing about it
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@EarthlingSandy
@amyalkon
@clairlemon
yeah like what??? “ooooh sorry i think i will stay in this burning building until a *man* comes”
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at the end of the day aren’t we all just sugar-coated shrimp tails trying to go unnoticed in a cereal box?
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when your boyfriend breaks up with you at 3 am and gives you a laundry list of things he hates about you, and one of those things is that you enjoy nice things, you book yourself a first class ticket home and drink the sky lounge out of their wine bc, you know what, I SURE DO
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how u gonna meet ur future wife/husband on a reality show, win america’s favorite player, win a million dollars on another show and then get engaged in less than a year. i’m like excited when i make it to the gym in the morning shit. congrats
@thejessicagraf
@codythemarine
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if we can make our agency work overtime during the busy holiday season you can get off the couch you fat lazy potato
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@awilker92
my guy, there was no car lmao. the two of them ran a half marathon that day together. there were photos.
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kim kardashian fake-chewing a beyond meat burger that has no bite taken out of it is making me spiral
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well now i have questions about the current lettuce and pickles
McDonald's is rolling out a revamped Big Mac
- Brioche bun
- More special sauce
- Fresher lettuce and pickles
- Over 50 total changes to its preparation
The chain's burgers ranked 13th in desirability among Americans earlier this year
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✨ new job update ✨ i’m excited to announce that starting today i’m joining
@DeutschLA
as VP, Social Account Director on
@tacobell
time to live mas 🌮😌😎
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i bought my grandmother the
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print edition i was quoted in. have you ever read anything so pure 🥺🥺🥺
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a mix of chick-fil-a sauce and ketchup on my “mentally gone” shirt — a picture is worth a thousand words ✨
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really buried the lede here
Disney announces Toy Story 5, Frozen 3, Zootopia 2, and 7,000 layoffs
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*buys $1k plane ticket to japan in order to buy $13 tamagotchi*
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i have watched this video approximately 982 times and it only gets funnier
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@awilker92
i truly can’t get over this response like the audacity to claim that you know what was going on like you literally know any of the people involved lmao
would truly love to know what it must be like to have that level of confidence
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@PstafarianPrice
@chris_belcher
I think everyone is assuming she is referring to a Zoom course but either way, my sentiment applies. So yes, you are correct that would be a disruption.
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@SissySchemmel
did you get that from the two places it says 2017 or the fact that my entire tweet is a joke about how it wasn’t 2020
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the most effective argument i can give for those questioning the vaccine is this: a guy my age that i went to high school with (not vaccinated) tested positive for COVID at the same time as me (vaccinated). that was 3 weeks ago. now he’s dead and i’m just tired.
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i will literally pay someone to swipe on hinge for me and have these conversations I CANT DO IT ANYMORE
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tweeting a take on microsoft teams that does numbers and now having reply guys in my mentions telling me all the reasons microsoft teams is a superior product
well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
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@dykeneyspears
i thought it was supposed to say “he’s ok because he lived” and it was a jesus reference i’m wheezing 😂😭
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@AtlantaFalcons
imagine posting a clip from a game your team wasn't even playing in, trying to dunk on the team that won
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as a 33-year-old who plans to always live in a large metro area, i'm having a hard time seeing the benefit to ever owning a home (especially given that i am currently rent controlled)
anyone else not really have this on their grownup to-do list?
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tbh i am actually surprised at the VAST difference in impressions to likes bc i’m a like whore. i like every damn thing i see. what are y’all doing??
also impressions as denominator for engagement is such a bad measurement. i can see a tweet 10 times but i can only like it once.
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managers, the women on your team likely need to take time and space for their mental health today. don’t make them ask you for that. let them know now that they can.
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a dating app but only for people who fly Delta send tweet
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few things have made me laugh harder than my 90-year-old grandfather emailing me this meme
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@imabihh
@jeremiahjw
ok i have always hated Old Navy bc when i was little my parents would take me to the Navy Exchange at a naval base (very boring for kids) and i thought it was an Old Navy for like, YEARS
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well whatever site we end up on my first task will be to make sure jack appleby blocks me there too
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you all have to stop caping gary vee clones as being brilliant marketers it’s so embarrassing 🥴
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what if
@jack
bought twitter back for whatever it's worth now and we all just go back to normal and pretend nothing ever happened
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the season finale of the US yesterday made more sense based on the plot of the last four seasons than the finale of Game of Thrones
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just thinkin about the great engagement massacre of 2013
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