Katie Tiedrich
@katietiedrich
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can pick up a boulder with relative ease, makes crushin' rocks seem such a breeze
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I kept wondering why so much clothing in Animal Crossing is specified as pleather instead of leather
and then I was like “oh, right”
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massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost and that shut the conversation down pretty quick
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I have absolutely no way of proving this but I swear to you that I shot an adversary in Cyberpunk 2077 with a non-lethal round and upon hitting the ground, defeated, she transmuted into this patio set.
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*SLAMS MY FISTS ON THE TABLE* GIVE ME THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST B-PLOT ABOUT THE TWO GUYS LOOKING AT A TURTLE
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*staggers into the room clutching a bunch of papers* okay babies let's fix the scare floor
watching monsters inc again and now that I'm an adult and an engineer all I can think about is how poorly the scare floor is laid out
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I made my dad stop the car and turn around so I could take this picture
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sincere tweet: take the guns out of red dead redemption and give me a 70+ hour game about a seventeenth-century biologist where I can ride around on a horsey through nice environments and look at animals through binoculars and catalog local flora/fauna
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the last few times I’ve picked up my brain pill prescription they’ve given it to me in progressively larger and larger bottles. am I being punked by a pharmacy technician
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the madison airport has installed a short story dispenser that ejects tiny scrolls? i am charmed?
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good evening, I have found the funniest thing about Cyberpunk 2077
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okay, here is Marth's official tier list. I will not be taking questions or criticisms at this time
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I have finished Cyberpunk 2077 and the game was kind enough to give me one last treat on its way out
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I think whoever picked the illustrations for this book may have had a falling-out with the caption writer
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it is INCREDIBLE how bad ceiling fan manufacturers are at photoshopping them into stock photos of rooms. I can’t wait to purchase and get beheaded by this product
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before this information becomes unverifiable I would just like to brag that I have never liked anything on twitter dot com. I’ve been here silently shaking my head in disgust for the last 14 years instead
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something formative definitely happened to my brain in that moment. thanks
@itsJeffTiedrich
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I am wearing my Wario costume at work and I now realize that the concept of Wario is kind of hard to explain to normal people
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the first parts I ever designed just went into space :U
LIFTOFF! 🚀
@BoeingSpace
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#Starliner
spacecraft launched at 6:36am ET and is on its way to the
@Space_Station
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@Commercial_Crew
demonstration flight marks a milestone in a new era of U.S. human spaceflight systems. Watch:
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I got a little basket to put cat toys in so they're not all over the floor and I regret to inform you the inevitable has happened
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inception remake where instead of the top he has a fidget spinner
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in the event that anyone else is as sick of drawing this as I am
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going out to a crowded polling place in the middle of a pandemic to vote because the wisconsin supreme court doesn’t care if I live or die
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watching monsters inc again and now that I'm an adult and an engineer all I can think about is how poorly the scare floor is laid out
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in honor of this photo making the rounds again recently, here is a true fact I don’t think I’ve shared: that orange ski headband on the floor was something I wore to sleep EVERY NIGHT FOR YEARS so the Yeerks wouldn’t be able to get me
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folks,
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take my fun quiz: What Asinine Thing I Call My Cat Are You?
I am PRECIOUS MAN
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the dentist took impressions of my teeth and they let me keep the molds. the arts and crafts potential is LIMITLESS
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me: yeah ok it’s not my kind of game but I’ll give Hades a shot
also me: dang I’m almost at the “true” ending, this has been fun, too bad it’s almost over
me again: ...well I mean I have to keep playing until I max out friendship with everyone
me:
me: dad needs a new throne
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trying to convince myself that playing Hades with joycon drift is just another Heat level
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if you throw an apple at Cacnea it will get stuck on its spines. videogames are actually good
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@korybing
one I gotta deal with at work: TIN WHISKERS. in space, the metal bits in circuits grow weird microscopic tendrils, and nobody really understands why
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outrageous that I have to work at my job instead of play Hades
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if you're making a videogame and there is a dog NPC and you don't give the player the option to pet the dog I have no idea what you're doing
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a coworker said it's hard to take me seriously because 70% of my desk space is covered in dinosaur figurines. listen, pal, I'll have you know there are SEVERAL reasons it's hard to take me seriously
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yeah you're right that does sound like it would sap a person's strength
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things I was way into when I was 10:
- bionicle (and the lesser-known throwbots predecessor)
- leaving half a bowl of beefaroni on the VCR
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gonna go ahead and notify tom nook that our island has a gas leak
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a technician just messaged me that there’s a raccoon in the dumpster who is too engorged on pizza to get out and this is the first time in eleven months I’ve wished I was at the office
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there is nothing more punk than acknowledging a registered trademark of the dupont corporation am I right gamers
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I like the pokejobs system but whyyyyy does it drop all your pokemon into Box 1 afterwards, don’t they understand I have a meticulous sorting system I’ve been using since 1998
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wonder if he knew this moment would be forever captured in aerospace engineering training courses for the rest of time
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Tom Servo knows how to jump on the kibble robot to make extra food come out, so I used scrap wood from the workbench to make an anti-parkour dispenser shield
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my fortune cookie had an ad in it. the future is bad
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I get up to go to the bathroom and return to find I have been usurped
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imagine being able to name a product anything and picking this
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I thought I was anti-car before but amsterdam has utterly radicalized me. the wretched and lowly automobile deserves to be at the bottom of all social and right-of-way hierarchies
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I'm getting an extremely strong Neopets vibe from Ice Paintbrush Vulpix
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katie tiedrich, age 16: NOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE A GAME WITH BOTH ZORA AND RITO, WHAT ABOUT THE TIMELINE!!!
katie tiedrich, age 31: hehe cold rito go brrr :)
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learning that CATS is so broken that they are actually patching the movie is the first thing that’s made me want to see CATS
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stepped out of the car in a strange location and
@itsJeffTiedrich
immediately befriended several feral (?) dogs
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“what’s your favorite pokémon?” the man at the X-ray thing asks me as I take the switch out of my bag. I tell him it is wartortle; he considers this and calls it a conservative choice
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when you binge a new podcast and get to the March 2020 episodes and the hosts go “haha, I haven’t seen another human being in almost a week”
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a younger engineer referred to my latest comic as “your meme” and I instantly aged 1000 years
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despite extreme proximity to toxic human children, which can purportedly KILL THEM WITH ONE TOUCH, they don't even wear gloves or eye protection. if there's a monster OSHA they are ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
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Between 2010 and 2020, all my hair migrated into my eyebrows to consolidate power
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there are two guys named Michael on my team and my power move as their boss is to call them both Other Michael
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have you ever wanted anything as much as Crow wants this muffin
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me every moment of the day where I’m not playing hades
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Isabelle has ascended from animal tier because she has a steady white-collar job, unlike sonic the hedgehog, who has a lifestyle incompatible with society and does not wear pants
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it was good to visit my childhood friend Klaus, who is now eighteen years old and basically a hairy skeleton
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you ever wake up and realize you’ve been making your gamer webcomic for literally half your time on this earth
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I love to be nourished by *squints* unspecified concoctions
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how am I to work when I am burdened as I am by a pile of boys
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one detail I'm really enamored with is that spending a lot of time looking at animals through your binoculars prompts Arthur to sketch them in his journal!
between every "shot a guy, nasty business" entry is five pages of cool birds I saw. JUST MAKE THIS THE GAME, COWARDS
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