Good luck contacting my father in law. He died over 3 years ago

@CostaCoffee at the premier inn King’s Cross. For almost a year the shop has not been able to accept Costa cards, staff behind the counter on their phones, rarely as smile and running out of ingredients. By far better experiences elsewhere

My favourite section is percussion because I aspire to play the triangle. From Kathryn aged 55 1/2 #RAHchristmas

Poor showing in @Morrisons at Kettering today. Lots and lots of items out of stock and 2 checkouts open

Worse experience at a @NFL game today. Scottish Jets supporter booed his way through the British national anthem. When told he was being disrespectful I was enthusiastically told to f-off. You must be so proud and a shining example to your son. Block 307 row 3 seat 140

BBC reporter ‘he’s won 6 Olympic medals at the okympics’. Where else do you win Olympic medals?

@tvlicensing There is no new occupier. I've just spoken to one of your operatives and the house is marked as empty. I have extended it again so I shouldn't even be getting reminders, never mind someone turning up at the property.

@AvantiWestCoast train is crawling to Manchester, yet no announcements on board as to why the latest delay or how long the remaining journey will be.

@VirginAtlantic Maybe just have them pass on my luggage!

@VirginAtlantic That’s the thing - they’re not. We keep asking they keep saying 15 mins but 15 mins comes and goes.

Gotta love @GOVUK. Probate application lodged 9 months ago. No contact, no progress on the application . Nobody answers the phone nobody replies to emails or letters. 9 months and I can’t get closure on my parents’ passing.

@PurePetFood - delivery did not arrive today. Sat on the phone for almost 1 hour for an update. #1 in the queue for over half of it. No one answered and then your line closed

@marksandspencer - ridiculous that you don't allow amendments to an order unless it's within 30 minutes of the order being placed. Circumstances change and it might be necessary to adjust. Zero flexibility. I have to cancel and reorder only the product is no longer available.

Gotta love Evri (well, no you don't, bloody awful, actually). Phishing email after phishing email and as usual no way to contact them to let them know.

Thank you @MO_LONDON for the best anniversary afternoon tea. It only took us three years to visit again. It won’t be three years before we’re back again

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@danwootton Social media is a cesspit unless you want to use it it to your advantage