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atoms and stars || there is an ocean between us the length of my arm & I have built nothing for you that can survive it || ๐งโฌ๐งโฌ
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anyone who manages to go to a private school in Knoxville followed by Clemson and then the Braves and still turns out to the left of Ronald Reagan has superhuman mental fortitude
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excited to see what dubliners think a red flag with a prominent black symbol in a centered white crest stands for
Friend from college lives in Dublin and did the only acceptable thing
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last night, my girlfriend said that my idea of dividing a day by 1000 units instead of 24 hours was, and i quote, "the thing you see in a tv show or movie when the writers want to signify to the audience that this person is insane"
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i have occasionally described america as a pre-meiji restoration japan complete with about 3,200 yeehaw daimyos, and i'm pretty sure car dealerships are the main source of funding for about 2,500 of them. this would cripple the GOP's fundraising in rural and exurban areas
Mark my words: sometime in the next decade, Democrats are going to kick the tires on lifting the ban on direct-from-manufacturers sale of automobiles. It is going to create one of the bloodiest political fights in a long time
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@JUNlPER
"Barney better not be woke" please go outside and talk like a normal human for once
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your rivals are ontologically evil and saying "the sport is better when [rival] is good" is the most pussy shit in the world. never show your rivals sportsmanship ever. they don't deserve it.
30+ folks, whatโs your best piece of sports fan advice?
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five WHAT now?
Deebo Samuel:
๐ค 6 missed tackles forced vs the Giants
No other WR has more than 5 MTFs for the season ๐ณ
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if the mid to late 2000s Cowboys existed today, they would be getting heat on levels you've never even conceived of. this shit caused the closest thing to mass societal derangement that could exist back then
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@ettingermentum
"thanks to my 6D chess moves, I have both raised the salience of an issue everyone thinks I'm ineffectual with AND told swing voters that Trump holds the cards on this same issue"
just real Democratic advisor brain to the core
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this is the kind of shit that will have you seeing ghosts until you flame out of the league at 26 because your internal clock is completely broken
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behold, the russian far east, one of the most inhospitable places on planet earth
rando on twitter: you guys are never gonna believe what my plan is
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think of all those poor children in the ea sports universe who have to watch some irony poisoned guy do a "run HB power every play" for 60 seasons
The greatest tradition in college football will make an appearance in EA Sports College Football 25 ๐
@HawkeyeFootball
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meanwhile I'm pretty sure most any Braves player from that 90s run still has reserves of hydroxycloroqiune sitting around
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that redditor who predicted he'd get traded found out lightning didn't strike twice, unlike the patches on Nick Bosa's jacket
Source: Nick Bosa has agreed to a five-year, $170 million extension with the San Francisco 49ers, including $122.5 million guaranteed, by a wide margin. It will make him the highest-paid defensive player in history.
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scorebug looks like a public access high school game
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@dirtbagqueer
Skyrim must have a mind melting export deficit, which would mean whoever wins the civil war has won the most pyrrhic victory of all time
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I think it's fine for major college sports tbh. a lot of the state flagships are essentially national teams by a slightly different mode and there's a lot of civic pride. no different than rooting for a pro sports team that's far away
I think it's weird to be a fan of a college you did not attend.
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no no no no ESPN you can't put Colorado-Oregon on the 3:30 ABC slot and hype this game to hell and back, then say "oh i don't know what y'all expected Colorado was a 21 point underdog"
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this wasn't even the most radical idea i had; getting rid of months and just counting the year off by week was the big one. ideally with a 53rd leap week every so often
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I looked it up a few years back and the over/under was 37
September 13, 2008: Auburn beats Mississippi State. Final score: 3-2.
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you do have to admit gen x never having a president would be a good bit if nothing else
In 1993 a Boomer assumed the presidency for the first time and the next non-Boomer to take office, almost thirty years later, was from the previous generation
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in 20 years the NFL will expand to Europe and a Mitch Trubisky-level QB will be leading the Frankfurt Galaxy to the most heinous 8-10 playoff spot you've ever seen
NFL Week 6 is a good reminder of how much we do NOT need expansion teams
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well
tell me a Vine youโve never been able to get out of your head
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imagine getting into women's basketball and being surprised that lesbians are in it slash don't look at the replies
love is love ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
we want to tip off Pride Month with you & the people you love.
join us this Saturday at
@GainbridgeFH
for a celebration of love and inclusivity โค๏ธ
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pro football hall of fame is basically ideal in terms of who it lets in. just discerning enough to matter (unlike basketball's), not so discerning that people get in blood feuds over it (unlike baseball's)
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i know republicans are dismantling child labor laws, but even for them this is a bridge too far
QB Bryce Young taking his first snap as a member of the Carolina Panthers at rookie minicamp. โฆ
@AP_NFL
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world's most boring way to do money laundering
my god this is embarrassing. how is this geriatric hobby on regular espn.
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we gotta beat that guy with metal baseball bats
Reporter: ๐ซถ
Caitlin Clark: "You like that?"
Reporter: "I like that you're here."
Caitlin: "Yeah, I do that at my family after every game.โ
Reporter: "Start doing it to me and we'll get along just fine."
Caitlin: ๐ณ
(via
@IndianaFever
/ YT)
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2017 // 2021
I went from messy weirdo to girl pretty girl tbh
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today is my one year HRTiversary; October 20 will always be a very very special day for me, and it's wild to me how far I've come in a year, and I hope my second year holds just as many wonderful things as the first has brought me
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i don't know man. you fired your offensive coordinator in 2008 after you drank a cup of coffee he'd pissed in and then got fired yourself soon afterwards, i'd say that's pretty depressing too!
Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) emerged from court proceedings in former President Trumpโs hush money criminal trial calling the Manhattan courtroom โthe most depressing thing Iโve ever been in.โ
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the optimum state boundary setup where everyone is happy and absolutely nobody is upset whatsoever
once i am president i will make the US adopt these state boundaries immediately
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ready for England-USA to end like 0-0 and for absolutely nobody to be happy
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haters like this are what make sports fun. you can't just have someone awestruck all the time; you have to have a healthy supply of hater in the ecosystem to raise the stakes and keep everyone going
In stark contrast to some of the IU-Caitlin Clark fans in the building, these Indiana freshmen have no idea what all the fuss is about.
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@plainwhiteclaw
apparently it's a thing for Workouts But Not As Hard, which would explain why Tom Herman didn't do a good job at Texas
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I mean this in the most complimentary way but I don't think Josh Allen has enough of a brain stem to get into politics
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unironically would get us closer to a unitary republic, which can only be a good thing
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@cityafreaks
also voted for "right to work" by like 20 points, Tennessee is as unsalvageable as Florida is right now
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it's true, you can go to SB Nation and not get paid enough to make rent, or you can go to Fansided and *definitely* not get paid enough to make rent, or you start your own Patreon where you don't have the name recognition to pay rent, or you can go start your own podcast where yo
@ARoberts_WLB
Hardly any *newspapers* .. I would argue there are more opportunities than ever at digital outlets that didnโt exist 10 years ago.
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ads on a college football game 10 years ago: the most horrifying earworm of a commercial you've ever seen from a big telecom company
ads on a college football game today: patriot meal supply gives you all your nutrients in a nucflash situation Powered By AI
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i think in general, you always think sports were better when you were a kid, and there's very few exceptions to the rule
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Oregon, this is your assignment; understand it, embrace it
Oregon vs. Liberty will play in Fiesta Bowl
Kickoff: Jan. 1 (Monday), 1 pm ET (ESPN)
All my live updates โฌ๏ธ
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"cookout is horrifying" this is literally one of the only good parts about the south you ding dong, eat the damn quesadilla with chicken nuggets out of the styrofoam container and shut up
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getting this little gremlin in the film room and asking him to draw up Tampa 2
Daily Wire host: "Football is not for women. There might be some women who get into it. But it's not really for women. It's not for you. You don't understand it. You're not meant to understand it"
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you see, I have these things called "parents". I talk to them. they tell me things about the past. some of those things are about work before I was born.
I now have acquired knowledge of work before I was born.
The whole โwork has been miserable since 1980!โ thing, currently all over my timeline, does not reflect almost anyoneโs lived experience, since very few workers today were working then. Itโs, wait for it, a social media narrative youโve picked up
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fact check: false!
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it is time for more cute pictures of me, specifically
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we are building Chongqing in Leslie County, Kentucky and it will turn Appalachia into the cultural and economic mecca of the world
If the USA had to build a new city of 5 million people, where would you build it?
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playing Madden is like these are my emotional support 6 interceptions
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finally, a truck that can pull your mom
The tesla website claims that the new truck can pull "near-infinite mass" hhjjkhjslsl this company is so unserious
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I need to see several peer reviewed articles in esteemed scientific journals by this guy if he's been in school this long
NEWS: Miami TE Cam McCormick has announced he will return for his 9th season of College Football๐
He was in the same recruiting class as Jalen Hurts and Nick Bosa๐คฏ
(h/t
@BruceFeldmanCFB
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everyone is saying "well you can't eat a bucket of fries" does not understand that I can eat a bucket of fries
If they sold these in theaters instead of popcorn Iโd be happy
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this entire thing is just really dumb. Noah Lyles should face prosecution for putting this discourse into the world
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it's already a problem. one of the few (if not the only) vices I think should just straight up not be legal or require you to be in a casino to do
How many years till Sports Gambling addiction becomes a massive problem in the USA. The number of college aged (and younger) kids obsessed with gambling is way too high, and nearly every platform and league are promoting the *f* out of gambling to their fans.
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can you imagine being up in Switzerland and some guy starts talking to you about Bailey Zappe
Announcing the expansion of the NFLโs Global Markets Program!
21 teams across 14 markets now have access to grow their fan bases around the world in long-term strategic effort to enable clubs to build their brands globally.
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this ain't high school, stop em then
Calling a WR option pass for a TD when up 42-0? Not the classiest move by the Raiders
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@dirtbagqueer
as it turns out, he *does* run like he has a poopy diaper, and also it doesn't matter a bit
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i consider this the official "start" of the pandemic, because that night was truly insane. everything shut down that night and the next day
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joe burrow's political opinions are absolutely inscrutable; this guy dapped up trump like a dear friend at a UFC event and now is on a call with kamala that's a median voter from ohio if i ever did see one
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I have been told I am "cute", whatever that means
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@cityafreaks
the sheer power of the swifties would singlehandedly destroy any hitler particles
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I am very sorry but if an NFL offensive coordinator cannot figure out how to beat 2 high coverage then he is immeasurably stupid
If the NFL banned two high safety/cover 2 on defense today, the on field product would get immeasurably better.
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look i know we're on like the sixth day of shitting on fanatics, but WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE CHARGING $350 AND THE PINSTRIPES ONLY GO TO THE WAISTLINE
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one day i will make an entire thread, maybe even write an entire piece on how the rationalizing of sports down to the millimeter has defeated the very point of what sports are supposed to be for the public
AMAZING: they have a chip inside the ball and can check in to see if it struck an object (finger in this case) and award a penalty kick on review
meanwhile the NFL is only now beginning look into removing chain gangs
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big dog, I know you write science videos for 12 year olds who got put in the class ahead of them but homelessness is very much a simple thing to fix and it's something municipalities have done before; give people housing.
I think a harm of online activism is the "THIS IS ACTUALLY EASY" argument.
I've seen lots of folks indicate that a single billionaire could solve homelessness, or that there are 30x more houses than homeless people so we could just give them all houses.
These words are
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being real if i were coaching iowa i would set the highest pick and rolls/pops you've ever seen. we are screening you from the logo big dog
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he may be QB3 on the boards but he's QB1 in terms of Getting Silly With It
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@dirtbagqueer
I used to watch like this, but it sucks, actually. you don't actually remember anything that happened because you can't pay attention to 5 games at once
unironically watching one game at a time and checking the highlights of the rest later is a far superior method
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me: america is truly an awful country, the death of intellectualism is already here
me, after seeing the evil french twink criticize candy in literally every establishment: USA USA USA THESE COLORS DON'T RUN BUDDY
Why is a PHARMACY selling CANDIES whatโs wrong with this fucking country
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really the horns down thing is the ultimate embodiment of Texas (both the state and the school) as a concept; talk a whole bunch of shit about how important you are, then whine when people tell you to fuck off or make fun of you
The BYU students in the front row with 'Horns Down' painted on their shirts were asked to remove the shirts after the first media timeout, per
@Mitch_Harper
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๐ธ:
@sleeslakin
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I miss when gambling was illegal, and the only way to do it was placing bets offshore. you had to be a true degen and actively seek it out, and that was a good thing!
now it's just gotten its hand into everything. very sick and disgusting
ESPN has entered an agreement with
@PENNEntertain
to launch ESPN BET, a branded sportsbook in the U.S.
ESPN BET will be available for fans this fall
Details:
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three years huh
hi there, please read :) ๐ฅฐ
tl:dr, i'm a trans woman
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we are seeing what two legitimate superstars (Shedeur Sanders, Travis Hunter) get you when you add them to what's probably a 3-9 football team, and it's the most spectacular 5-7 you've ever seen
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no, it doesn't lose $28 billion per year in illegal streams. you cannot lose something you never had in the first place, and it's funny that leagues do not understand that the streams are actually helping their business rather than hurting it
BREAKING: The NBA, NFL, and UFC are planning to rewrite DMCA laws in order to shut down illegal livestreams โinstantaneouslyโ, per
@verge
.
The sports industry reportedly loses up to $28 billion in potential annual revenue due to illegal streams.
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this may be the first change in how to tackle where I just don't see the point of it at all other than allowing the offenses to score points
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell on the hip drop tackle: "We all should work to get that out of the game."
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@dirtbagqueer
"what if USA basketball in 1992 played against guys that were even worse than who they actually played?" is kinda the vibe I'm getting here
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no matter how much we beat any of our 67 different rivals by, it isn't enough. if we beat Florida 95-0 next year, I would ask how come we didn't put up 100. total destruction is the only thing you, as a fan, should care about. anything else leaves hope for your rival
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@dirtbagqueer
oh sure it's cool when they do it, but when I write that I topped someone, it's "Katie nooo" and "we didn't need to know that"
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knowing the day of the month before the month itself is functionally useless ordering for the sake of ordering things
DD/MM/YYYY is the superior date format , MM/DD/YYYY is just dumb.
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to my non-southern friends; you could probably cure world hunger for that much
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@HSouthwellFE
i did a history of the mastercard-lola f1 team and eric broadley that i'm quite proud of
How Bad Can Bad Get?
What the Mastercard-Lola F1 team can teach about failure.
projectk.substack.com
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@dirtbagqueer
ESPN legal team advising the social media team on the reasons they can't put "dirtbagqueer" on the tin, gotta be one of my favorite genders
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very sorry that this divergent and diverse field of academia doesn't actually fit neatly into a one hour broadcast where 15 minutes of it are ads for underwear
I feel like history departments would attract more students to their classes if they taught more โold fashionedโ military and political history like you hear on podcasts or see among popular press books.
Maybe nobody cares butโฆ
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hate it, and if you tell people you hate it, they say "well you know, moron and dumb were also slurs against the mentally disabled". which is true. but also not within the living memory of most people still alive!
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anyone still up for a 2015 to 2021 timeline, cause uhh, hi this really is the same person 6 years apart, and that person is me
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@dirtbagqueer
jd vance hearing the words "tim couch" and getting so hard he passes out from lack of bloodflow to the brain
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