Sensory experiences & the ancient world. OU MA Classical Studies.
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Do you know how many times it's been expected of me to congratulate my friends for getting married or having a baby. Pure chance and luck.
I did this. With sheer willpower. Not 1 of them has said well done. No acknowledged effort.
Power to every woman who doesn't conform.
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Stood in a queue for coffee with my friend & she says 'what did you do yesterday? So I said absent-mindedly, 'ritual blood sacrifice' (obvs for my MA) but the man in front doesn't know this so when he turned to look at us, the look on his face was utterly confused & priceless. 😂
I've always been the sort of woman who can walk into a bar and sit on my own.
You'd be amazed how often I do it, to be confronted by another woman doing the same thing, and we'll recognise that fact and give each other the nod.
It's a glorious thing.
I'm working my way through the rape scenes (of which there are many) in Ovid's Metamorphoses, line/line, with painstaking care, the close reading is integral to my diss. Read this poem many times, but when you actually read these scenes carefully, some of them are intensely dark.
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Oh yes, I was appalled that he thinks he can rock the Iliad out like some trophy to demonstrate his intelligence. 10 years I've been studying and I can't read it fluently. I'd have a modicum of respect if he'd taken the Greek text and w/out a dictionary, sensitively translated
Not even joking, the new Indiana Jones is my favourite one ever. It's got the Antikythera mechanism and time travel. They take a stab at speaking ancient greek. Bloody marvellous fun.
Been quiet this week I know.
In Jan 2016 I sat next to my friend Ken, on a park bench. I knew it would be the last time I would see him
He made me promise him I'd carry on with my studies. I said I would
On Monday, I finished my MA. Didn't realise how much it would mean
KB ❤️
It's end of year review time, and one of my team has written,'I really value Sarah's 'identify-target-and-get-shit-done TM' approach'.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hope my manager values that feedback. I have enjoyed it greatly.
Men of the world - what possesses you.
Random bloke in pub 'I'd love to do you up against a wall'
He was 5"6 and skinny. I am 5"10 and I ain't skinny. Banging like, but not skinny.
Me: you've more chance of shagging a feather mate...
Might be my finest. Might be.
My next-door neighbours mum, who was looking after the dog, popped her head round the fence this afternoon, & said,'What you doin?'. So I said, 'gonna go for a walk', & she said 'great, we can walk together with the dog', & 3 hours later, I've had 2 pints. Terrifically random.
Don't normally watch The Voice but just witnessed something special with Doug the electrician - what a soulful voice. Get in his missus for encouraging him to go on.
#special
#couldlistentomoreofhim
#supercool
Watching This Beautiful Fantastic, and what a sad loss Tom Wilkinson is. He's in some of my favourite films.
Also, I recommend this one if you like quirky, feel good.
I've been asleep most of today and now feel tons better.
As women, we're told we're not supposed to make a big deal of our achievements because it's unbecoming.
But fuck that! Cheers to me. I did good. Ha. 🥂
Getting a screenshot of a Eurostar from your best friend (who lives in Brussels), just let you know she's surprising you with a visit for your birthday is peak emotional. She said 'you've gone quiet'. (I am surprised). She said, 'there are people who will travel miles for you' ❤️
Because I live alone and spend vast swathes of time talking to myself, usually, but not always in my head, I find extended periods of time with people a lot.
I drove all the way back to Swansea, 5 hours, in total silence.
It was bloody great
Fairly certain I have been 'stood up' for want of a better term, on a friend meet-up. It's been 30 mins, and I don't think she's planning on turning up.
I wish generally bad karma on her, quite frankly. What a mean-spirited thing to do to a person. 🙄
I'm fine. I have cake.
First draft of my first assignment is done. I still have two days to work on it before I submit. This is utterly unheard of in terms of my organisation and planning. I've not even cried. I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed in myself 😂
It's just past midnight, and no one will see this most likely, but big happy 60th birthday to my gorgeous mum.
What she's done.
Who she is.
What she brings. Everything.
Unfathomable.
Immeasurable.
Brilliant.
I would not be me without her.
I love her.
Without looking up at him, he proceeded to get into his car and flash his lights into my house for ten mins. I am now going to have to report him because that's intimidation, in my own home no less.
This. Is. Not. Okay.
I'm drinking a rum and coke on the train (still my bday until I wake up tomorrow feeling dead) and being staired at by a teenage male who doesn't seem to be able to believe his eyes
....
(Because of the rum. Not my effervescent beauty 😂😂)
So my next door neighbours mum, who I randomly went for a walk and a pint with a couple of weeks ago, just messaged me and said, gotta walk the dog again tomorrow night - wanna put on a dress and come for a few beers? We can talk more history and books.
🥹😊😊
This is Napoleon. He was the runt of his litter, so he never got a fair share of the toys. Now that he has a stuffed friend of his own, he is determined to never let them go. 12/10
Went for a female health check (sorry lads) and not sure the nurse at all appreciated me just laughing when she asked 'any chance you might be pregnant?'.
🤷♀️
I've just literally realised I have 3 weeks to write a 12,000-word dissertation.
Lying in bed. Having a somewhat minor meltdown.
There is nothing like a self-imposed shit ton of pressure to produce the goods.
Fml. Why. Am. I. Like. This.
I had to vacate my house for some work being done. I went to one place, WiFi broken. Had a hot chocolate.
Went to a second place. WiFi isn't working. Had a hot chocolate.
So basically, I've negated my 6k run today, done nothing productive for 2 hours, but my laptop looks cool.
37. I'm so full. I've had red wine. I've had to take an indigestion tablet.
My glasses snapped and the barmaid helped my cellotape them back together.
Solid. 😂
Normally, my mum doesn't speak to me if I'm working on anything academic, but she made an exception tonight because of me being rather ill (and rapidly getting worse by the hour). It was the little boost I needed.
I cannot stress how much I can't wait for it to be Tuesday. 🤣
In the space of 1.5 weeks, 2 of my line reports have found out they're being cheated on. So, two peps talks issued and one says, bet you'd deal with this without batting an eyelid
Last time I got hurt, I drank half a bottle of rum before lunch
Her: class - feel better now 🤣
I honestly think Happy Valley has been one of the finest pieces of television I have ever watched.
The performances of Sarah Lancashire and James Norton out of this world. Transfixing.
What are we gonna do on Sunday evenings now? 🤔
Might just rewatch it continuously.
I just finished watching The Long Shadow.
I read somewhere in lockdown, I think, that once you lift the stone about this case and see the misogyny underneath, you can never unsee it.
It's a hard watch but superbly demonstrates what happened to women. Still happens to women.
26 year old me with a deadline was fuelled by coffee, fags, a total disregard for vegetables and sleep, and abject panic.
37 year old me with a deadline is like, my back hurts, is it too late for a cup of tea? I wonder if I'll make it past 10pm? 🤣
My dissertation feedback can largely be summarised as 'really good at being argumentative', and I'll be honest, there's a few people who know me who'll be like, 'What a shock'. 🤣🤣
I have finally started to feel better after almost 1.5 half weeks, though my voice is not making a comeback yet.
Anyway, as a treat, i can now pick my first book of the year to read because I can focus again.
Here's some book porn.
Stood at my back door and I have just inadvertently witnessed a couple in the flat opposite. She's was dressed as a fierce, sexy santa to welcome him home. She dropped the jacket. He realised the blinds were open and panicked.
I am dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good for them.
When I was out on Saturday with my friends in Manchester, a guy, who was sitting nearby listening to us talking, later said tapped me and said, 'I see you're not married - if you want to find a partner, you'll need to dumb yourself down'
I kid you not
I fucking will not either
Went surfing yesterday. Been this morning. I have found my outdoor thing. I bloody love it. I'm gonna have to work out a) where to buy a surfboard b) how to affix board to a convertible car and c) how to come out of the sea looking less like I've been washed up in a Shipwreck 😂
I've been sat, all day, furiously reading and scribbling notes and this guy in the campsite came back past and says 'I don't think I've seen you look up for more than 5 minutes all day until now!'
I am behind in my work, so sitting without distraction has been epic.
Cheers
Sooooo, I don't have meetings this morning, so I didn't change my t-shirt as no one sees it.
Doorbell goes, and I answered it to be faced with a policeman, asking if I'd caught footage on my outdoor cam of someone stealing a motorbike.
I've never been more uncomfortable 🤣🤣
Considering it's Monday, and I still feel like death warmed up, I'm incredibly proud that I spent 45 minutes really wanting to tell someone they're a knob in a meeting, and I practiced incredible self-restraint and didn't.
As a reward, I'm getting chips.
I would like to thank my parents for bearing two people who almost physiologically cannot toe the line if we believe it to be unjust. It's fraught. I might be sleeping in a fucking tent in 12 weeks time, but at least I won't have allowed my soul or spirit to have been crushed.
Quite apart from the fact that the football is on EVERY channel leaving no options for those who don't watch, one of the commentators has just called this 'one of the biggest stages to show what women are capable of' and ffs, are you serious?!
Think my highlight for my abstract being accepted is that when I told my family, all the men asked to read it. That's my bro, Dad and Grandad.....
My mum told me when her Uncle John started talking about his 'excellent' grandkids, my G interrupted & told him about my diss. ❣️❣️
I think I just hit on exactly what my dissertation needs to be.
As in the title hit me, and you've never seen anyone run around a house trying to locate a pen faster than I just did.
I've been freaking out about it. I don't know how I'm going to evidence it, I just know.
Brilliant reply. Honestly, I'd do this MA in a heartbeat if they offered it distance learning. I've listened to the fantastic 'Witch' podcast by India Rakusen on BBC Sounds twice already, and bought a swathe of fascinating books about magic, and, magic in the ancient world.
Hi Katharine I think you’ve misunderstood this article. It’s a history MA. This is one of the liveliest and richest areas of scholarship right now. It’s really impossible to understand large swathes of our past, some of it quite recent, without and understanding of the occult.
Last night's lights at Kew were brilliant. The whole sensory experience was a joy. Phone died before the end because I've got about 500 photos of christmas lights 🤣
On the phone to Eli & she's traversing Belgian public transport so just randomly starts talking French.
So I said in her ear, 'think I almost fancy you a bit when you speak French' & she burst out laughing, then said 'I just lolled right in a conductors face, you knob!' 🤣🤣
Well got stood up for the first time in my life 😂. I fucking love online dating.
Fear not though, my confidence is not easily knocked. Went to a gig with my friends instead.
Cheers
Whilst it might come as somewhat of a shock, I was, in my teens and some of my twenties, painfully shy. Think I've only got more confident with age, as every year passes, I give less of a shit 🤣. But there are occasions it still happens. Off to a Meet up social via Dutch courage
I'm extremely glad Amazon wouldn't load last night when after wine, I thought it would be an epic idea to purchase 25 boxes of toffee poppets. Just removed that from my checkout basket😂
On Monday, I have a mediation session with my boss because she spent the last 6 weeks trying to put me on an illegal PIP because I make her feel insecure.
I made my twitter profile private for this moment. So I don't accidentally go viral.
NOT sorry for being accomplished.
In order that I don't get myself in any further trouble at work with my boss, for having a spine and an independent mind, I've just started throwing out odd big words that I know she'll have to Google.
Is it petty? Yes
Does she deserve it? Also, a big yes.
Off for a week
Anecdote from xmas that I was reminded of today. When I was out with my bro, a girl took a shine to him.
She looked me up and down and said,'& you are?'
He looked at me. Looked at her, burst out laughing, and said,'This is my sister Sarah, and you've just been blacklisted' 🤣🤣
When you're still working, and you're gonna be here for fucking hours because other people are lazy assholes who don't do their finances, and your manager says you can expense the pizza you've just ordered (because I was gonna be stacked watching tele.....)
So I went on a date and it was alright. I mean, it was quite nice.
He was lovely. Especially when he accidentally told me he'd met his best mates sister and spoken to her about how to be 🥺.
Nice to be treated with respect.
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My new friend Vic dropped me off earlier, & we'd been having a chat about being in your 30s & living alone. She said 'I think you're the most independent woman I've ever met - I thought I was, but no - its ace'.
Been told often by ppl that it's why I'm single.
So ❣️ to Vic
So important, especially at this time of year, and in the current financial climate to remember that gifts don't have to cost a lot or anything at all
A hug is a gift
Your time is a gift
Love and friendship are gifts
They are the only ones you'll always remember anyway.
I'd like to say I'm amazed at the complete lack of history of UK & it's constituent nations, that children are actually taught in schools; but it's not & I know why.
As a result I spend time learning as much as I can independently.
'Firebombers' on iPlayer. Worth checking out.