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Marketing, brand, and communications specialist. Good vibes, good food, great adventures. Views are my own.
Lusaka, Zambia
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Hey Tweeps! I've decided to stop trolling you (maybe) and start trolling documents. 😁
If you're looking to spruce up your documents, or if you know someone who is, please get in touch.
Please RT.
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So, amidst all the turmoil, this happened.
Count it all joy 😊
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PACRA officers are still at lunch at 15:11.
They close at 16:30.
Do you see why we have been a developing nation for 58 years?
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In case you forgot what I look like. Also thank you for 21K!!!
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Remember how you guys shared my CV in July 2019?
Then I got the job in September '19?
Well, I made Manager in April 🥺 and I'm so thankful for all of you who shared my CV when I was down in the dumps.
🥂🍻
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Learn Zambian with me: Kanshi Edition.
So = Kanshi
Ok = Kanshi
Now = Kanshi (as in ninshi Kanshi?)
Oh well = Kanshi
Then = Kanshi
Because = Kanshi
Anyway = Kanshi
Only to discover = Kanshi
In that case = Kanshi
When in reality = Kanshi
Just as well = Kanshi
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What happens at ZNBC? My friend sent me this 💀💀
Ohn deserves a medal 🤣🤣🤣
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Hearing Bemba on a Hollywood blockbuster trailer?! Epic 😭🖤🧡💚❤️
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Just moved to a new place. I didn't have money for a couch so I bought a single bed and did that 👇🏿 I feel rather accomplished.
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Sometimes your dreams outlive you. Don't give up! Keep moving forward.
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The older I get, the more I understand that the Zambian equivalent of lingerie is…a chitenge…
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Dear 1.8,
Even if they held elections tomorrow we still wouldn't vote PF.
A wrong by the UPND will NEVER make the PF right.
Sincerely.
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If you know the people in this neat, shiny MarkX, you should also know that they throw trash out of the car window.
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Today marks 5 years since the passing of my father.
8 days ago I lost my son, to be named after him, to severe preeclampsia.
Life has succeeded at breaking me.
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People want me to be apologetic because my dad worked hard to give us a better life?
I didn't grow up poor and I'll never apologise for that. I was taught respect, hard work, and healthy ambition.
I've met people who grew up in "humble" circumstances that are terrible humans.
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On Sunday I swiped for K1100 at the filling station.
The transaction said declined but I got the text. The station manager told the attendant to refuel anyway.
In 10miles I got the reversal text.
I went back & paid. Can't imagine what the attendant would have done if I didn't.
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In case you missed Bally's speech, you can watch it here:
It's a direct link to his statement.
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I'm 33 today 😅 here's a thread of random facts about me with some pictures worthy of blackmail 😂
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Learn some Zambian with me.
Ikr - mwandi
I'm just kidding kidding - mwandi
Omg - mwandi
That's sad - awe mwandi
I'm shook - awe mwandi sure
Don't worry - mwandi
I'll make it up to you - mwandi I will...
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Beginners guide to Kuomboka from a first time attendee.
A thread 🧵
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Zambian men don't eat fruit unless they are told it has some sort of ability to improve their s*xual performance.
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Ministry of religious affairs should be abolished.
Resources should be diverted and beefed up to set up GBV, Child abuse, and rape units at every police station complete with rape kits and counselling.
Laws around rape need serious reform as well.
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Guys, HH is not our dad.
Let's not make this mistake again.
We are the reason he is in office and we can just as easily take him out if he acts up.
He is not our father, Mutinta is not our mother, they are not our parents.
Balipancito ba bally.
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So in love with my new baby! I don't know what to name her 🥺
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- Abolish USD pricing
- Abolish per person per night
- Diversify beyond Livingstone, Lower Zam, - - - South Luangwa
- Ensure a chunk of CDF is used to adequately develop tourism infrastructure in other provinces
- Develop provincial airports while roads are worked on
The best way to Market Zambia, is to travel Zambia. So let us all travel Zambia.
Officiating at the Tourism Youth Forum.
#RethinkingTourism
#ZambiaLetsExplore
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You people that drive with full beam and ignore us when we ask you to dim your lights?
Honestly? Fuck you.
From the bottom of my heart.
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Remember when you guys retweeted my CV? I told you I would disappoint you 🥺
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Change car ownership:
SA
Letter of sale
ID
White book
Form
Fee
Zambia
Letter of sale
ID
White book
Seller ID
Tax clearance
Physical inspection ZP + RTSA
Affidavit
Certificate of change of ownership
Form signed by both
Blood of two virgins
1 white chicken
Fee
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How Zambians tell you they had Covid:
Ah, last week nenze down!
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Don't be fooled.
There're people here who voted PF because 'a Tonga can't be president', because their lifestyles were funded by the pilfering, because their businesses thrived in the chaos.
They're behaving like allies now but are silently waiting for a turn in results.
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Lived outside Zambia for 10 years, wouldn’t live anywhere else again.
Here I have:
More community
More opportunity
More relatability
More capacity
More identity
I do not have to contend with being black in a foreign country.
Does anyone genuinely enjoy living in Zambia? I highly doubt 😭
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Such a beautiful story the Zambian Women's Football team has woven into the tainted tapestry that is Zambian football!
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It's how you people hate dark skin but you're literally black 🫤
You are weird.
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We honestly need to give Nemchem their flowers.
They have built an army of cleaners that is second to none.
Everywhere I've ever worked, I've been served by some of the cleanest, most polite individuals ever.
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The end of an era.
4 years ago I joined Prudential.
I’ve learned so much, grown, experienced a lot, and met amazing people.
Today, as I hang up my Prudential gloves, I am tremendously grateful to have been the custodian of such a prestigious brand.
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Dear Zambians,
Colgate ❌ Toothpaste ✅
Salad ❌ Cooking oil ✅
Dettol ❌ Antiseptic liquid ✅
Surf ❌ Laundry detergent ✅
Mr Min ❌ Furniture Polish ✅
Beer ❌ Alcohol ✅
Sunlight ❌ Dishwashing Liquid ✅
Honda ❌ Motorbike ✅
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Hooting at me 1 millisecond after the light turns green?
I'll drive at 10km/h.
Foolish.
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Thank you so much 🥰
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We could figure out who bought Mutale Mwanza her vehicles with these simple clues she's been dropping. A Thread.
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"Touch not the anointed" but the "anointed" are touching young women.
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The UK Government has committed nine (9) million pounds in support of Zambia’s education sector and Small and Medium Sized businesses.
ZNBC
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Chipata can definitely become a hiking city. It's so beautiful.
We could have trails of different difficulties with local names.
With enough investment, we can have cable cars and a hilltop resort.
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ACC Collects K1.2M in rentals from the infamous 51 houses.
ZNBC
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"At 25, Buyoya is the youngest recipient of the award, launched in 2015, and the first of the seven winners so far from southern Africa."
Incredible!
Zambia's Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya wins BBC News Komla Dumor award
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I hate how complacent Zambians can be.
Why? Why should I sit back and accept loadshedding for 12 hours a day?
Awe bane. I will complain until something changes.
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Good Morning Zimbabwe,
Register to vote!
Show up and vote!
Protect your vote!
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I worked on someone's dissertation earlier this year and now he is a PhD graduate.
🥺🥺🥺
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I appreciate every interaction I've experienced on here and look forward to more fruitful, edifying engagements!
Truly grateful for 20K!
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Kambwili
Nawakwi
GBM
Dora
Lusambo
As far as I'm concerned these people need to retire and not be engaged by any government ever at all.
I mean, all of them do but these 5 take the cake!!
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One of our biggest problems is that we associate forgiveness with lack of consequence.
If you do something wrong, you can be forgiven but it doesn't mean you don't have to face the results of your wrongdoing.
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Couldn't have asked for a better team! I had such an amazing day!!
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Movies franchises that need to be stopped:
1. Fast and Furious
2. Rush Hour
3. Mission Impossible
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Police Reports
Affidavits
Certification of documents
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LCC was losing over K2M in revenue from the bus terminus every month.
ZNBC
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Being a polite, bubbly person in the land of work and joy?
People think you’re flirting with them.
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The Kenyans are probably shaking about our Muzungu Air Commander. 💀
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Don't date people if you don't like them as a person.
Don't date people of you're unable/unwilling to compromise.
Don't date people if you think yours is the only worldview that matters.
Don't date people if their views/values are fundamentally different from yours.
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