Kassandra Clementi
@kassclementi
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Joined January 2011
Does NFT stand for ‘not fucking telling’ because I still have no idea what it is
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Just found Finn’s only fans account. A bunch of bitches have been sliding into his DMs. He’s in the absolute dog-house but I don’t know what else to do. Gone are the days they’d just pee on fire hydrants and bark at squirrels. Now it’s all hoodies, attitude & un-fixed poodles.
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THIS.
UK These three saved a suicidal man from jumping off the bridge. They tried to keep him back from the edge, talk him around, & when he went to jump, they grabbed onto him and refused to let go Their names are- Devonte, 13, Sammy, 14, and Shawn, 12 KNOW THEM 😭 Retweet ❤
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Turns out the rabbit is significantly healthier if it eats it’s own poo. So could it be the case for all pets...and us?!
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RT @ConstanceZimmer: Wow. Thank you Koko, your messages have always been more clear than people who have actual vocal language.... https://…
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Just reverse parked (very smoothly, might I add) at the bank. Valet: Wow, you park well for a woman Me: I think you mean - you park well. Period. Valet: You park well. On the way out - same valet takes 3 attempts to do the same park. Me: You don’t park that well... for a valet ;)
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Put a fork in me ❤️
My heart wasn't ready for this 😭😭 This seven-year-old girl shows friends her new prosthetic leg for the first time and their reaction is beautiful.❤️❤️❤️ Retweet
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RT @UNOCHA: In conflict zones the world over, women and girls’ bodies become battlegrounds, with rape and sexual violence used to humiliate…
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My favourite 5 rule besides ‘if it’s been on the floor 5 seconds you can still eat it’
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