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@karti_mmi
Karti
8 months
Took Wrestling to unforseen heights, knew when his time was up, never shoehorned him into any undeserving places and let the new talent shine and came back and had an amazing match at 57. Will forever be my goat. Hogan and Dwayne could never🗣️💯
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@karti_mmi
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@karti_mmi
Karti
8 months
@PatrickEireWres Have multiple screens on Play the product on one screen and monitor Nasdaq on other🗣️💯
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@karti_mmi
Karti
8 months
@TheTrollCeo He did not want to put over Brock on a random Raw episode He was open to do it on ppv clown ass
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@karti_mmi
Karti
10 months
@Saitamagoated *They don't know I am Jol from Twitter*
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Karti
9 months
@StaticFox64 @real_Chewiedog1 spend one day in OPtwt💀
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@karti_mmi
Karti
7 months
@Saitamagoated Bones wirh MP100 crew
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@karti_mmi
Karti
8 months
Sorry for trash talking you all the time
@LoganPaul
Logan Paul
8 months
We want Cody.
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Karti
4 months
Summers are 100x better than winters
@willsgardevoir
Niggapokemon333
4 months
You have to be a fucking psychopath to prefer nasty bugs and 100°F weather and sweating over this
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 year
The inferiority complex Indians have needs to be studied. Anyways Bole Jo koyal>>
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Karti
1 year
@Saitamagoated "There's no Jojolands hype" Jol:
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@karti_mmi
Karti
4 months
me and my fav character
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@weeb_ams
Ams 🦋
4 months
me and my fav character
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
I was kind of interested in this one woman. But twitter user realsiff has asked me to boycott dating and women for the next 3 years
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@realsiff
Save Indian Family Foundation
2 months
All men, this is our simple request to you all. Pl boycott women, Pl boycott marriage, Pl boycott dating for at least next 3 years. Stop helping women with their luggage. Stop helping women during accidents. Safeguard urself and live for only urself. When u are hated so much,
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@karti_mmi
Karti
3 months
You're welcome virgins
@karti_mmi
Karti
3 months
Not tweeting until India wins an ICC trophy
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@karti_mmi
Karti
7 months
Hang the rapists. But we're not doing a fucking revisionism on Taliban like they have not stripped the Afghani women off every right.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 month
Inanimate
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@karti_mmi
Karti
8 months
@Saitamagoated Nah deadass N Soul's conclusion clears
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@karti_mmi
Karti
11 months
Got the degree of . today
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@karti_mmi
Karti
5 months
Willing to bet my soul that this is first semester CSE student
@rcx86
Mr. Rc
6 months
dating computer scientists be like:
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@karti_mmi
Karti
3 months
Like for a mean indirect
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@karti_mmi
Karti
22 days
Are you really depressed or are you just deficient in Vitamin B12 and Vitamin D?
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 year
All I am saying sex does not have this sfx Gear 5 clears😭😭🙏
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
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@iitsTemper
iitsTemper
2 months
Define ‘gooner’
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Karti
1 month
Facecard is facecarding today Anyways see this fat dog
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@karti_mmi
Karti
4 months
Rained today
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@karti_mmi
Karti
5 months
Like for an indirect ig.
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Karti
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@karti_mmi
Karti
5 months
If pattern baldness doesn't beat my ass, I will have pretty cool grey hair for a senile neighborhood grandpa
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
@prakhar441 Luffy and Zoro in same sentence is like saying Kohli and Babar Azam in same statement
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
Shouldn't have done that
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
Bhaad mai jaye carb cutting, aaj 3000 calories khayi jayengi
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 month
mf won't stay still💀
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@karti_mmi
Karti
3 months
Some of you are so bitter inside that you will never experience a genuine bond in your life
@laetitiakafunda
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3 months
She took her free domestic labor with her
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@karti_mmi
Karti
3 months
yeah 24 is no age to be shitposting on twitter I understand why Prakhar and Himanshu left after turning 32
@weirddalle
no context memes
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@karti_mmi
Karti
5 months
Time to call relatives and ask their kids' result
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@karti_mmi
Karti
5 months
I still have the highest percentage amongst all relatives' kids. Good day.
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Karti
5 months
Time to call relatives and ask their kids' result
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@karti_mmi
Karti
3 months
Bought a monitor, was going home in a cab Cab wala said "bhaiya bill hai na iska?" Baal kata lene chahiye, chor lag raha hun
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
Never seen a series with lesser motion Anyways decently mid movie
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@karti_mmi
Karti
4 months
It rained🫶
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@karti_mmi
Karti
4 months
Unserious country😭
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@karti_mmi
Karti
8 days
A society where elderly and children don't have a sense of safety is a failed society tbh. Makes me wonder why we are giving peak years of our life to this country when at any given day that old lady could very well be us.
@KiranManral
Kiran Manral
8 days
Tucked away at the bottom of page 11 in the TOI today. An indictment of how heartless the system is towards pensioners.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
@soumilllllllll chutiye likhne se pehle sharam nahi aayi?
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
"Alleged" Fucking dimwits and retards fill this country to its brim It's insane
@arvindgunasekar
Arvind Gunasekar
2 months
CBI takes over investigation into alleged rape and mruder of a Doctor in RG Kar Medical College and Hospital in Kolkata.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 year
@Geo_AW @PokemanZ0N6 Go start a family or some shit my guy
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
Life is transient, 3 am gedi marna is eternal
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@karti_mmi
Karti
28 days
Starting Sakamoto Days🧵
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 month
Uneventful month
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@hichembkhh
Eren..
1 month
august dump go
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@karti_mmi
Karti
11 months
Don't pick and choose oppression. Kashmiri Pandits were killed, raped, forced to leave their homes. Educate yourself or shutup. If you feel what's happening in Gaza is horrifying and wrong and don't feel the same for Kashmiri Pandits. You are a hypocrite, end of story.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
3 months
Shri Ram broke Shiv Ji's bow for Sita ma aur in logon se text nahi hota
@ihynyrow
i miss her
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damn.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
Life update
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
New turf shoes I got today 🗣️💯
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@karti_mmi
Karti
25 days
Jae, Kush, Prakhar, Gold, Jol, Ani, Tushar, Bheji, Krishna, Fruit, Pratiti, Laiba, Vasu, Rifa, Kuro, Ashu, Zahed, BlueGod, Rohit, Tm(Gin), Rohit, Yash, Nihar, Omkar, Sid, Abasu, Noor, Sour, Minny, Annie, Nana, Lili, Himanshu, Zadroit, Veldora, Kou'nna, Dori, Aarav
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@karti_mmi
Karti
25 days
Peer pressure 👨🏻‍🦯
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Karti
6 days
Something about abandoned vehicles
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@karti_mmi
Karti
10 months
Got raw dogged in four wars, failed state with crippling loans, about to become China's proxy, no Prime Minister has ever completed full tenure due to military intervention in politics, no food, imports stopped due to dwindling forex. Can't take this clown nation seriously.
@pakistan_untold
Pakistan Untold
10 months
"How to wipe out entire Hindu population on earth?" "If we (Pakistan) attack India with nuclear, all Hindus will be eliminated but Islam will be safe in 58 countries." - Pakistan defense experts planning to eliminate Hindus on TV.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 year
Fun fact: no men speak until 20 minutes into #Barbie either, but I see no one crying about that.
@DrTanyaRoth
Tanya Roth (she/her)
1 year
Fun fact: no women speak until 20 minutes into #Oppenheimer and then within a minute there’s a sex scene.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
4 days
idk if it counts
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@Rohan_Choksi
Rohan Choksi
1 month
Show your curls.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
8 days
Stop seeing dating as a time killing activity and a substitute to actual hobbies/learning and you'll do fine
@ChantayyJayy
CEO of Yelling
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Everyone should take a year off dating and develop a skill. Imagine dedicating a year to learning how to do a backflip, studying Spanish, or painting—anything!
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
Turns out riding a bike for 80 kms in rain for vibes isn't that great of an idea
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@karti_mmi
Karti
10 days
Do you guys prefer Tea or Coffee? personally I would like to hold hands with her in the Coldplay concert while having the time of my life, but tickets nahi mile to I'd choose Coffee
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@karti_mmi
Karti
16 days
Opened twitter and first 20 or so tweets are my bitchless mutuals being thirsty and desperate💀
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Karti
3 months
Was out of the grid for the better part of the week Got these cool shots though 🙏
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@karti_mmi
Karti
4 months
Lives were changed. Kuro laughing maniacally while playing is my new favourite thing. Also Kanma and Hinata❤️. I wish they could make it a season but I'm happy with what this movie achieved.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
22 days
Next Tuesday, we'll get em
@heavenbrat
sarah
24 days
btw u will meet the love of ur life on a random tuesday and it’ll feel like everything that lead u both there was all fated
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 month
Chai
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
Mamata Banerjee might be the worst Chief Minister of India currently and that says a lot with the quality we have here Sending state sponsored goons to protect a rapist is where we are as a nation currently. The same nation our textbooks told us to love btw.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 month
Don't get me wrong, the bill is insane but you should know the bill is going to be a BIG when someone orders 16 fucking shots of Blue Label. Don't go to bars alone if you don't know that much💀💀
@ndtv
NDTV
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Matched On Tinder, Scammed At Cafe: Mumbai Man Pays ₹ 61,000 On Fraud Date
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@karti_mmi
Karti
13 days
oomfs going through it
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 year
you / your fav 👒
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@Saitamagoated
JOL 🍉
1 year
you / your fav 🦋
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Karti
5 days
Me telling NGO wali ma'am "Bas 300 bache hai account mai" After she says you can support as little as 1000 rupees
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@karti_mmi
Karti
21 days
I just know most twitter mfs are couch potatoes with little to no physical activities and going out.
@damnjiggaa
𝐉𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐚.
22 days
i can’t wait for outside to look like this 😩🍂🍁🪵
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Karti
10 months
People who are negative daily are so exhausting sometimes man. Like bro, what is it now
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Karti
6 months
@Saitamagoated Bro is making full use of day off😭
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 month
@MARVELomaniac you say that but that'd be you when someone takes your volleyball
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@karti_mmi
Karti
4 months
The pace at which I am able to lose weight whenever I want to is kind of insane ngl. Cut 3kgs in 6 days💀
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@karti_mmi
Karti
28 days
Madhya Pradesh walon, mai na sehta
@Swiggy
Swiggy Food
28 days
the only right way to enjoy poha
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@karti_mmi
Karti
2 months
Does she fw someone with naturally wavy hair and a platinum in Elden Ring.
@kaka11072400
kaka
2 months
宇井郡/東京喰種⚠︎cosplay
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Karti
5 months
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@Anidarshan31
Ani D. 🍊
5 months
🌅 ☀️ 🌄 🌕
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Karti
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@mvccido_szn
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4 months
may dump ?
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 month
Aaj mar jaate hai seedhe
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 month
This bar guy is playing the most heartbroken aashique songs of all time man. I might ask him if something is up ngl
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Karti
1 month
@NotVasu0 gori chamdi dekhi nahi pagal ho jata hai
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@karti_mmi
Karti
25 days
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi everyone 🙂‍↕️🙌🏻 Will hop on some pandals today and try to get some good shots of the city👨🏻‍🦯
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@karti_mmi
Karti
3 months
June dump
@mvccido_szn
🛸
3 months
june jump ?
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 month
Damn I am in love
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@karti_mmi
Karti
4 months
We are so back 🫶
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Karti
4 months
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 year
I have no enemies
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@karti_mmi
Karti
8 months
When my friend who is suffering from cancer and is jobless due to recession vents to me. (He is trauma dumping on me and ruining my vibes)
@sharloola
shar
8 months
ppl get on here like ‘sorry but you don’t owe your friends love or kindness. u shouldn’t even speak to them.’ and it goes viral
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Karti
1 month
An old online friend actually followed my advice seriously and dmd me today that he was successful and doing good in life
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@karti_mmi
Karti
11 months
My country needs to pick a fucking side, I have never in my life seen us take a strong stance on any international issue. It's always neutral, abstention, both sides bs. How are you gonna call yourself a global power being a fence sitter. Do something good ffs.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
5 months
Not in a good place mentally
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Karti
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@karti_mmi
Karti
1 month
Credit card number, CVV or expiry date bhi koi is format mai puchega to tum log dedoge💀
@dr_artisticsoul
Artistic Soul
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Age - 23 Bank balance - 1.36 Lakh Now your turn
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Karti
2 months
Ofcourse💀
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@AFA_IND
AFA India Official
2 months
We still got the Gold. 🇦🇷😌
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@karti_mmi
Karti
4 months
Is she flirting with me or am I seriously supposed to put a fork into the electrical socket?
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Karti
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@earthcurated
Earth
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Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
4 months
Male beauty tips: 10 days after a haircut and 3 days after a shave/trim. Try to make them overlap if you wanna look 120% of yourself. Works for everyone, don't ask me how.
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@karti_mmi
Karti
4 months
What did I ever do to get shipped with men on the TL every day
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Karti
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@thisusertwtss
this user
2 months
it didn't kill me, but a part of me died that day
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Karti
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