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Just a food for thought today. “You know how to ball, I know Aristotle.”
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“One of the things that really scares me is that I don’t want to become anyone who I’m not. You know, I want to be the same person at the end of this that I was when I began.”*
*I know it’s not the end, but this is so 😩 given TTPD.
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Guyssss what was this? I never saw this? She’s so gifted and like how could people think she was a staunch conservative atp? I love this. 🥹
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🚨Surprise songs were gay, yeah, but the screen glitch from “None of it was accidental” during Mastermind & being totally blacked out during Karma … so no orange door … and then the screen came back at the end just in time for her to thank everyone, do their bows and dip out?!
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Oof, just came across a TikTok of someone suggesting they’re no longer a fan of Taylor because she mocked Christianity in TTPD … the comments are also filled with similar sentiments.
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She’s smiling bc she’s doing BETTER THINGS THAN dating the boy on the football team. OMFG. 😭
Taylor’s SMILE when she sings “dating the boy on the football team” 🤪🤍🥹
#LyonTSTheErasTour
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Taylor describing how dark her cats get when she tries to put collars or costumes on them. Now, let’s take a step back for a minute. What does this remind you of? 👀
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I mean, spotlight is on them bc she’s talking to them and she can see their faces. 🙂↕️
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What’s that lyric??? Oh yeah:
“All the wine moms are still holding out, but fuck ‘em, it’s over.”
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I know some peeps love the so high school lovey vibes, but that song following but daddy I love him is REALLY screaming satire to me (I hope I’m using this term correctly). Ya catch my drift, fam? 👀
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Oh my freaking god!!! AHHHH IF THIS IS TRUE IMMA CRY AND DIE. Wonderland music video incoming?! 🐇🕳️
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I was talking to priv friend about this but the fact that Blake is wearing BRITNEY’S dress to the it ends with us premiere is SOMETHING?!? Like what the fuq yall. 😭😭😭
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Just learned this documentary about the complex inner life of none other than Elizabeth Taylor comes out…August 3. 🙉
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Swifties on the ground (Lil Nas x shared this on his IG story)
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I do not have a single doubt that pride month will be big. This summer will be big. There have been too many “departure” storylines from the surprise songs in the last several shows. I can’t see her dragging out those storylines over the next few months. IMO, it’s coming 🔜
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VOLUME OFF = quiet like, “when the truth comes out, it’s quiet” in Cassandra.😵💫😵💫😵💫
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These combos are definitely giving a DEPARTURE vibe. When will we step into the daylight? 🧐
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Not him asking if she’s directing 11 videos for her to skirt away from that specific note and then going on to say she’s experimenting with different ways of filming. Like everyone who isn’t open to her amazing performance art era needs to just sit the fuq down.
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Not Bejeweled being the song announced on TK’s birthday. ☠️
The last 5 songs, beginning with ‘Lavender Haze’, were all released in one night…
So after ‘Karma’…the dominoes cascade in a line 🗣️
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If Midnights is a visual album, then where’s the visual—oh.
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Idk if she’s a gaylor, but this is SPOT ON! The old Taylor’s dead and her activism is in the form of her music. But no, her Swiftie fans reduce her songs to which boy it’s about. Get the fuq outta here with that trash. Yas, Deborah. 👏
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This is such a great synopsis of what’s going on right now. The satire and performance art of it all. Full vid here:
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Okkk just came across this and this bro is clocking bey’s queerness, ahh! Are the tides turning?
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She’s fueling the fire, y’all. Shit’s gonna go downnnnnn. 🙉
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I was wondering why Edinburgh of all places for a potential change/announcement, but then I came across Edinburgh Castle and now I understand.
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I don’t think she’ll play it until AFTER the ~big thing~ happens. Like we told you so butttttt….
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Wait. Saturn is going retrograde THIS SATURDAY?! 🪐 guysssssss!!!
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So, if the third TTPD is lilac/lavender and comes out a fortnight after the first two … 👀 OH shit, it’s giving “crescent moon, coast is clear, spring breaks loose but so does fear, he’s gonna burn this house to the ground.”
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the yellow dress looks like the white dress? when CEDAR CLOSETS TURN CLOTHES YELLOW? 😵💫
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Here’s another class of grammar lessons for the wine moms and vipers dressed in empaths clothing.
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I mean, she performed a track 6 surprise song today. 😬
Dear Taylor, if you’re here on a burner account, give us a sign on your socials before your next show that has to do with a track 6 song. 👀 🙏🏼✨🫶🏼🔥
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So they’re geeking out over the fact she fanned herself when Travis was intro’d at the game but they just completely ignore when she does the same exact thing (without the eye roll) when she watches women twerking, kissing each other, etc…
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I know performance artlor is real but also, ‘tis wearing on me. Maybe that’s what she wants. 🤷♀️
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OH?! At the VMA’s, she ran with her dress unbuttoned screaming but daddy I love him. 👍
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These old tumblr posts are gold. Taylor herself confirmed she’s a cat and gay math is REAL. 🫡
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Regarding Taylor being truthful, didn’t she blatantly show “us” a lie when she said selecting the order of the track list was “fate”? 🙉
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With the state of everything rn, how do you all think the swifties would react to Taylor saying “her” instead of “you” in TVFN? 👀🐒
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So, 88th show is tomorrow. We have infinities, glitch, two fortnights since the original TTPD release, red herrings, tomorrow is 5/17 which is a lot of things and I’m freaking out. Connection to 1989? I mean, there are two 1989s on the man wall, so. 🤷♀️
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People really got pissy when many introduced the idea of Taylor redoing the eras in a way where she might actually be cancelled leading up to rep TV. Now, the signs are pointing to this as a real possibility and I’ve believed this theory since last year.
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Ok, so last night, I came out to my partner as queer. He’s truly the best, I literally am so lucky to be with someone who is incredibly open-minded, understanding, and non-judgmental. He’s the only one who knows besides now you all. I went to bed & woke up happy.
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👉👈
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🌅Just a silly little observation. “And I’m just like damn, it’s 7 am.”
Daylight occurs between 6 & 7 am.
👁️👄👁️
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Ummm blondie fuqing up Last Kiss on July 8 of last year when you know who was in the crowd. It’s giving … you know … *mastermind*
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Not me just seeing someone comment, “her lower belly is growing” on a livestream ffs
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Not to mention a lion has courage after overcoming his cowardice 😅
in case it didn't click for u I wanna say that Lyon = lion and it's totally normal place to start a pride month when you're Taylor Swift
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Speaking of the Anti-Hero music video, you just see Chad screaming, but like not actually fighting with the others. Kimber comes after his ass and he’s just defending himself. Preston’s just crying. And everyone else in black & white is fighting. Thinking thoughts.
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Has anyone see her flippin’ the bird during YNTCD? I’ve seen her do it recently in other videos but gorrrrrrl!
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lol take whatever you want from this, I’m just posting for funsies.
This is the last dress he sketched after telling people he had some tea. A butterfly dress with orange, pink, & black? 🤨
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Oh she sure did. We’re in for a treat I fear.🌈 5 years later. I can’t believe it’s been that long.
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WAIT
Two tiny Taylors .... and she's giant Taylor tonight at the VMAs???
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GUYS I’M INSANE. SHE UPLOADED IT TO ETSY AND I BOUGHT IT SO FAST EVEN THOUGH IT’S $800! LMAO I’M INSANE!!! No literally, I’ve been putting off spending $$$ on furniture for the house but I drop so much on this bc idk I just love it so much.
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This can’t be just a coincidence right? Is it feeding me more Taylor cause of the algorithm or is she pushing these?
Fuuuuq this one came up! THE SCENE!
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Do we think the 70’s vibe of the midnights era has something to do with the actual decade? I mean, the stonewall riots happened in 1969, so I’m just thinking thoughts on this fine Monday morning, lolz.
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Saw a Swiftie on TikTok say they clowned too hard and maybe need to start looking at the bigger picture. I—
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Well, June 13 marks day 130 since TTPD announcement. Are we surprised? She’s got some tricks up her sleeve for the 100th show.
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Idk this is redundant but I want to summarize my thoughts: The Eras Tour is like a closing chapter of the eras, using marketing for everybody to love her, she’s BANKING to support herself and loved ones/“employees” so that if hoes do turn their back, everyone is supported.
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Given white wine is a nod to this glitch, it makes a lot of sense she sang The Alchemy at the last Paris show!
She’s about to ditch the clowns, and get the crown.
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🚨It’s true! All the other TTPD and 1989 TV Spotify canvases have been removed except this one. 🚨
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“In a dream you saw a way to survive and you were full of joy” 😭😭😭😭
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This is going in a documentary fasho. Mastermind. This whole thing is intentional. I can’t wait to see what happens next.
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Repeat after me: Taylor does not need a defense army against performanceartlors, gaylors, whateverthefuqlors because it’s literally not negatively affecting her. Now, please move on with your day
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HELP 👀
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🚨But wait, what if she has to redo the Lover era to take back her name and reputation?! Oh fuq!
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I’m sorry. I guess we need to pay attention to the Met Gala this year? The theme is: “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion.” 💀
“Weather report: Heavy rains – Met Gala is set to be the biggest.”
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Since we’re clowning for this weekend for a myriad of HUGE reasons, has anyone mentioned the connection with finding 🏅(gold) at the end of the 🌈(rainbow)? Dublin shall be inchresting.
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I mean, when you look at the anti-hero music video, she leaves the room of everyone fighting and meets with all sides of herself. I’m so curious to see how that plays out in real time.
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That rainbow jewel thing happened again?! I have my display cleared so I don’t think it’s from someone doing that on TikTok; hello?!
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I know someone already mentioned this so kudos to whoever that was but lawd have mercy!!!
Also, NASA is calling it the parade of planets. COOL.
Once upon a time, in
#LyonTSTheErasTour
all the stars aligned 🤩 We are so excited to join you for these two
#TSTheErasTour
shows! 💙
📸: Michael Campanella/TAS24/Getty
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Oh?! Simone x T. Swift collabing for the Olympics, I see you!
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⁉️Ma’am, how is this the Karma collection? I see this when I go to then Shop By Album (not any of the drop-down pages). This does NOT show up in the same navigation for US or UK. But AUS (Oz)?!
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Wait, I haven’t seen this one 👀👀👀
This just popped up on my IG feed.
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Will there be an MV then? 👀
“us.” is now being pushed as a promotional single from Gracie Abrams’ new album “The Secret Of Us”.
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The jacket she has says 60 on the back? 👀
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It’s really clicking for me even more now. ♥️+💛=🧡 Interested to see how it plays out.
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