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Kalvissh

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Trump shooter identified as Semen Hydenko

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@weirddalle I guess the second guy really like women who smoke

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@FadeHubb Old man was right tho. Keep your distance and stop endangering yourself and others on the road

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@DelusionPosting I prefer android. I'll never buy an iphone again

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@InternetH0F And they don't work on Sundays

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@insaneposes Her opponent

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@WholesomeMeme Flip them over

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@DelusionPosting My dad is around 60 and plays video games

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@RespectfulMemes What if they never even left in the first place?

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@insaneposes Is that Lorde?

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@WomenBeingAwful I wouldn't say that they owe sex, but a sexless marriage can lead to cheating and divorce.

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@DelusionPosting That's probably his daughter

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@Stone_tossers I don't know about meatballs I only know about cigarettes

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@WomenBeingAwful I highly recommend listening to what she has to say

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@DelusionPosting Onions are far superior beings than humans. If they had hands they would have taken over the world and my swamp

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@insaneposes His DNA got colonized

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@WomenBeingAwful Maybe because they were interested in dating not being your bff?

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@tragicbirdapp Her friends will never try that vibrator. So sad ☹️

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@XboxSupport Post is 6 minutes old and almost 2k replies. I guess people are really upset

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@WomenBeingAwful They're not interested in dating her. They're looking for an easy lay

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@weirddalle It's uncomfortable sitting on the floor, needs a pillow or something. Otherwise there's nothing wrong with this. Some people don't need much to be comfortable or/and happy

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@InternetH0F Eggs and bacon from howls moving castle, and Daphne's ass of course

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@DontShowYourCat Me when i ask a hard question (I'm the smaller one)

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@kirawontmiss That flight took most of his life

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@stillgray Mostly peaceful road rage

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@WholesomeMeme Damn, that's a long ass haircut

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@WholesomeMeme "This is not my cat. Shit, this isn't even my sink. Whose house is this? Where the fuck am i?"

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@weirdlilguys After failure there must also be a success

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@greg16676935420

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@WomenBeingAwful Yes, but tattoos aren't that bad compared to piercings. I really do hate piercings especially nose rings

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@IGN Of course it's UK

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@forwardist2024 @WomenPostingLs Pretty stinky?

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@PopCulture2000s I will raise my hands if she'll raise hers

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@HumansNoContext Taxidermist

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@MomsPostingLs This lifehack also gets you banned from the airline

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@ididathing1 How many did you eat?

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@DelusionPosting Yeah I especially like her moustache

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@amonguslover32 @LocalBateman

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@insultsrare Same

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@LocalBateman Why is it white?

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@HumansNoContext He almost got it. He should get a raise

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@insultsrare That was the patients last wish. For her to get a snack

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@ShitpostGate Who says he doesn't? That's why he's bald.

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@LocalBateman A girl could just smile at me and I'll remember her for a while. I actually do remember a girl that smiled at me a couple of years back

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@ShitpostGate I was never bothered by Jar Jar.

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@HumansNoContext Germany haven't been so down since loosing WW2

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@InsaneCope Stereotypical trans girl

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@uhh_madho @wildtiktokss You do know that people actually died when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock?

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@insaneposes @fuckkkankan

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@RespectfulMemes If Jon isn't home, who will make lasagna for Garfield? Garfield love lasagna. Think before you speak

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@Midwesternmom98 @WomenBeingAwful You sound like someone who puts all men in the same bag. Just because your husband is like that doesn't mean every man is the same

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