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@kalimashuqa

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@kalimashuqa
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All your sad thoughts become memory flowers when you have a beautiful man by your side. Thats the only reason to get married to someone. Kids? Even the homeless man you dont know the name of can give you kids
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Just done with the black swan- The problem with @nntaleb is he has WAY more respect for a humble chauffeur than the run of the mill intellectual. And that will obviously be scandalous.
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@kalimashuqa
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@dreemer08 @nntaleb Let me try. For example. You gonna touch live wire to break it because your gonna die otherwise. It's better to have some shitty isolation than have no isolation at all. Even if the isolation is half as poor as perfect isolation, you are perhaps 95% as safe as best isolation.
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@kalimashuqa
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2 years
@ElectionLegal This is surely edited
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@kalimashuqa
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@kalimashuqa
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@thechosenberg I think the girl is just messing with him
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@kalimashuqa
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3 years
Nothing feels better than an empty stomach that isn't hungry
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
@dreemer08 @nntaleb Meaning your chances to survive touching the live wire is significantly better than the degree by which the quality of isolation is poor. It is non linearly related
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@SinhaSuny Women have done that for ages. Men can too. Just because you and your friends cant doesn't mean others don't want to
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@SinhaSuny The same reason someone may want to marry a woman. If you don't understand that, you won't understand this
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@theweeknd Cutest smile ever omg
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@thechosenberg This boyfriends girlfriend is the one actually needing help
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@kalimashuqa
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2 years
@FionaNoonan10 @hansdickie To think she made the same mistake 6 times, makes her more relatable
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@SinhaSuny You don't have to have biological children to secure children's future. They can have that privilege just like you
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@kalimashuqa
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@thechosenberg She is just offering friendship. It's not domination
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@U_pasana It's called celebration amidst calamity we indians have a moral responsibility to celebrate even in the middle of dark deadly things
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@kalimashuqa
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2 years
@limitlessleila Im not judging you but sex for money is not trad wifism. It's called prostitution
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@kalimashuqa
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
What I understand from @nntaleb 's black swan is- a block buster success is not necessarily the best of all alternatives that have been. You are a success because you are lucky in a fat tailed world- hardly because you are special. This is better than darwinism.
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@thechosenberg Many women that age don't have any diskrimination against dating very young guys. A small % of these young dudes go looking for a milf The same applies to very young girls wanting to get laid with older men. I don't understand either but to each their own
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
@MatNatMAGA @rooshv Mathew can you look a woman you have had in your life - maybe a teacher maybe a nurse or a friends mom, in the eye and really say this?
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@thechosenberg This is when it helps being Indian millenial. We only vaguely remember 9/11 but we do clearly remember Britney Spears
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
@hay_banda @nntaleb Because when you advertise your flaws, you rob them the pleasure of doing that on your behalf
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@kalimashuqa
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3 years
8 hour jobs + long commutes that don't give you time to do stuff that are worth doing. But surplus money and false sense of superiority. What the fuck is this bullshit?
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@kalimashuqa
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3 years
When @paulportesi says if you mean it you don't announce it, he is bang on. If you are trying to quit sugar, cocaine, social media whatever and if you feel the need to announce it, your body and soul will conspire into making you break that promise in the announcement.
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Who's a flaneur? Someone who roams around without a plan and observing stuff happening around them.
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@Surya38142425 @SrinivasR1729 Absolutely agree, what does someone else's opinion and judgement of ones work matter when one is in the right path- namely of truth
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Is incerto like the bible of new times? It definitely feels so and has the same effect on people
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@kalimashuqa
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2 years
@stephamiceli @svershbow Not taking well meant advice by younger generation is usually a sign of one becoming a grumpy old person of an older generation 😑. Millenial myself here
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@kalimashuqa
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2 years
Even Lindyman agrees that settling down with a woman is crucial to the mental health of most men
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Mid girls are lindy
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Is NNT adding more books to Incerto?
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@kalimashuqa
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3 years
When you are announcing a decision involving self discipline, you are actually desperately seeking strength from outside that you can't find inside. What cannot come from inside will never come from outside. Am i right @paulportesi ?
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@kalimashuqa
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2 years
@hyperboreanterf Girls were are and always will be a rejected species, despite being objectively more valuable than men. For some unknown but constant reason(misogyny)
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
I tell my son his nose is a kirsebær (cherry) and that I want to eat it...and I take a mock bite at it. We both LOVE it. Lovely to have a beautiful child you love so dearly 🥰
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
When you dont compromise on the flavours
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@xprt_user @Xasheats @bizlet7 Invitation not needed for My Highness The Queen of India
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@thechosenberg Don't hate on the well functioning sister
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@Paromitabardolo She is born into a rich family she obviously lives like a real life Princess just live with it instead of being so toxically jealous
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@SamtanicPanic Idk if I'm overreacting but this really gives me the gag reflex 🤢
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@thechosenberg I like the frustration but this is not true
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
One thing I am starting to realise from @nntaleb 's work is the art of thinking meta. Think about the thoughts about the thoughts(about the thoughts..)
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
You are so beautiful, you dont look like a south indian
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@SrinivasR1729 Did you enjoy doing the research paper? If yes, you have lost absolutely nothing, only gained
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
90% people are assholes. Very likely you are one.
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@DanielleFong My friend thats because you are a designated nerd. Its a very good thing
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Someone very wise once said- when you find a bad neighbourhood, dont go inside. Dont look for variables that makes a bad neighbourhood safe. Just effing stay out of it and find something else. What a great heuristic to follow in things like dating. @paulportesi
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@kalimashuqa
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2 months
@itsaftabb @NoCapFights Neither one of them were the same after this
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
One red flag=10 points 2 red flags= 100 points 3 red flags= 1000 points Red flags are non linear
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
@AndyCatsimanes @nntaleb I'm quite convinced that it is hard to lose his respect- if you are willing to be honest to your conscience. It is a basic expectation for any decent person to have- especially someone like him.
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
@Jac5Connor @nntaleb Yea I'm gonna use my own version of it too. I'm gonna be the cleaning girl at the royal family. I honestly seriously cannot wait to use it.
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
If you have a friend who updates her insta stories too often, and looks like she is having a lot of fun things going on in her life, AND you care about her, then check on her, subtly ask her about her life. She is very likely struggling with something
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
i just came out of the closet- i made it official on my facebook about my seperation/impending divorce
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@kalimashuqa
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2 years
@alth0dler @DaygameCharisma Says another broke incel
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@p8stie Uhm Marie plzz don't spread ridiculous rumours just cus juu don't get tall men
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@kalimashuqa
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11 months
@schizarella I think this is rumour mongering. Fact check such news before spreading lies
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@kalimashuqa
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3 years
I finally fully understand why @paulportesi dislikes modernity. Modernity takes advantage of our tendancy to mentally retardation and makes us do pointless stuff that someone else gets bi/millionairs off. It then gives us depression pills so that we all don't kill ourselves
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Heuristic: Treat all questions as trick questions and keep the strategy a secret.
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Are you beautiful or does the beauty lie in my eyes? #wittgensteinsRuler
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Word of the day Sophistry- The act of artificially creating a logic even though you know it is wrong. With no other purpose than to win your arguements.
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Would I read the count of monte Cristo just because nassim nicholas thinks it is cool? Absolutely yes!
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@kalimashuqa
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2 months
@mclintock_mason It is to deliberately make you dislike me bro
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
I remember the time when i actually thought beer tastes bad. I dont understand that person i was anymore
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
Perry this has got to be the gayest shit ever 🏆🏆
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@NickAdamsinUSA I can't stand these pictures of women with their fake facetuned faces. Give me some raw pictures of alpha males instead
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
Not just ugly. Also old. 37
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
What the actual fuck is happening in USA
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@kalimashuqa
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2 months
@mclintock_mason I flirt with the bouncers. Does that count?
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Re- listening The Black Swan. Why do I get the feeling that the fictitious Nero, the lover of fictitious Yevgenea is in fact a inspired by authors own life?
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
I mean I wouldn't date a psychopath but hey, which psychopaths gonna declare it on their first date?
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
A 5 year olds depiction of Egypt. The 2 brown things on the side are camels. I'm legit proud 😄
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@SinhaSuny It is none of your business whether they adopt or not. Life is hard without children only the really brave or the really dumb can make such descisions
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@p8stie It could also be because she isnt interesting enough
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
@TitaniaMcGrath I really envy you that you do this for a living.
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Negative for Covid19
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Fooled by randomness 2 things so far- 1. How lucky success makes you acquire charisma that gives the illusion that it is your innate skill not luck 2. How money earned through a skill like dentistry is more meaningful than won by drug peddling or in a bull market Very humbling
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@craigslist4ever @thechosenberg If that's true, it is very sad
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
@DanishSait "Camaan banks give me also cycle loan". I just realised that the dude with sunglasses is literally a bevarsi kudta. Many layers to your comedy Danish
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
An Indian wife is a jackpot. We even come with a dowry to the man
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@annavetticad Why do you have to hate on a follow entertainer to make your point? It's her right to be polite and friendly with anyone she wants
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
@aBigYummyDick @vena01793594 @MatNatMAGA @chaos_meh @GreenSerpentini @rooshv Do men not vote with emotions?How dare you imply that men are psychopaths? 😡🤬
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
I've tried being a stay at home mom. I was a like the proverbial step kid with insufficient pocket money, no say at economic matters and lots of thankless boring chores to do. Not my cup of tea.
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
@aBigYummyDick @vena01793594 @MatNatMAGA @chaos_meh @GreenSerpentini @rooshv You know what, women totally vote with emotions. Do men not? Hmm..🤔
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@kalimashuqa
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@thechosenberg But isn't diet coke bad?
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@NordaceOfficial I got my Dell work backpack its the best look for me and has this ALL hehe
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
@nntaleb Many people in india are absorbed by astrology and sometimes make life descisions based on it- for example astrological compatibility can make and break a marriage. Astrology often also becomes the agency for abusive behaviour. Sure it is therapeutic when they are hopeful
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@kalimashuqa
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@theprayagtiwari What a cute picture. Why are you so jealous?
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Why do I have the sudden burning desire to live in kerala in the mountains amidst nature and speaking my mother tongue?
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
I honestly dont think I can homeschool my son. I'm not a very disciplined person- I'm a teenager trapped in the body of an adult with responsibilities.
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
So I have this neighbour of mine. She has this most expensive coffee machine and the biggest heart. She told me that I should go knock at her door for a cup of cappuccino whenever I feel like. I'm gonna do exactly that now
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
I would feel very deceived if I'm in a serious relationship with a partner and theres a tsunami striking, and he runs for his life and forgets about me. That's a 100% deal breaker. But then that's probably a little tricky to test.
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@NumbYaar @moonsez Yes I think she is right. Everything has moisture but not Everything has land or sand
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
Bought this beauty today on Facebook marketplace. And it works
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@kalimashuqa
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@nntaleb Intuitive..not easily understood by all
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
I thought I'd write a cheesy poem after my favourite plate broke
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@kalimashuqa
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4 months
But he is right. Thank you and Happy womens day to you too
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Happy International Women's Day
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
The thing that parenting taught me- is to give again and again and again without expectations. The job of a parent is to give all you can and not expect anything else in return. Any other kind of parenting is manipulative.
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@kalimashuqa
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1 year
@thechosenberg It's called being practical- they never run out of battery
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Have you ever met people who are average in their abilities and realities but with their special charisma capture peoples imagination and end up looking perfect and Larger Than Life? Something like lays chips, maybe even worse.
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@kalimashuqa
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4 years
Reminder for the day to keep you down to earth, and kill all that arrogance
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