Kalie Shorr
@kalieshorr
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singer/songwriter/agent of chaos
Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2009
listening to other people’s opinions on my career has gotten me absolutely nowhere so I will officially be returning to doing whatever the actual fuck I want
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my friends are i perpetually fighting for our lives in the group chat about whether or not the people we date are attractive. no one agrees on anything, which is probably for the best cause we never like the same person
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i know that i need to take days off but i’m sad we don’t have a show tonight lol
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RT @iTingraphix: Last night was phenomenal! If you get a chance to see these amazing artists during their tour, run! Do not walk, to get ti…
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Video continued: " You take an airplane, it costs you 2 dollars."
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my instagram suggested accounts is just my nightmare blunt rotation
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“hell” autocorrecting to “he’ll” is so accurate. because he WILL. and it will be hell.
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my GIRLLLLL 🫶🏻 what a magical night!
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my future soulmate probably heard my music and was like “i’m good”
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tonight we kick off the tour in Nashville- then we are hitting the east coast all the way up to Canada! tickets:
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that’s a GAY ass week omfg tonight we kick off our tour right here in nashville and i am so excited 🥲
Kalie and Candi tonight and Adam fucking Lambert this weekend??? This is actually the best week of my entire life. @kalieshorr see you sooooon queen ily ❤️
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“sorry i’m in a bad mood, i witnessed an assault and had to go speak to a detective” “sorry i’m late on rent because all my bank accounts were FROZEN due to fraud activity”!!!! I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DAY
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3rd base is when they talk to you about the weird dream they had
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RT @samprkr: Grammys absolutely tearing it up while the government collapses… life IS a cabaret I fear
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