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Don't drink milk and eat fish
at the same time -
the fish will swim around
in your stomach like
gulugulugulu
-d.ilaawar
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cars will go "vrroom" and car guys will b like YOOOOOOOOOOO
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siraat al meowstaqeem
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7 billion people in this world and u think ur soulmate is at this msa event
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heyyy Eid Mubarak 😊 (with the intention of marriage)
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hijabis: honestly tbh id prefer a small wedding of close friends and family to a huge party btw 5'11 is pretty tall too LOL idk I'm not like other girls,,I just need someone with a similar halal to haram ratio as me LMFAOOOO
me: ma'am can I please just get my prescription filled
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u must be CPR certified the way u be kissing all these dummies
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how to practice being a father:
- terrorize family by sneezing as loud as possible, esp in public
- walk around with arms behind back
- look at phone from fully outstretched arm + lowered glasses
- enter rooms acting suspicious for no reason, then leave without saying a word
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did someone say black kurta with the sleeves rolled up
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good morning STEM majors which humanities are we harassing today
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me: wow subhanAllah the linguistic and scientific miracles of the Quran, innumerable, are enough to strengthen one's faith for a lifetime and beyond
Muslim Twitter: ok but u seen this tomato?
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every medical student, muslim or non Muslim, should be making duaa for this wonderful man
What do you think of when you look at this image? You see a man who is religious, lives by his beliefs, a man many people will refer as a “mawlawī” or “mullah” in a very derogatory manner. But what if we told you that this man who follows the Sunnah by growing a beard, having..
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at least I never cried over a guy who went to brooklyn tech
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I hate it when the imaams of Bengali masajid speed read through prayer
like come on huzur I'm trying to pray salatul taraweeh not salaatul tharatharee
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poetry about hunter college:
she was premed
and he was comp sci
the only thing they have in common
is their 2.5 gpas
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me: h-
non bengali guy who heard bangla once: ami thomake balobashi......
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outside the masjid after taraweeh trying to impress her dad
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rice pudding for breakfast call that sabah al kheer
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Any Muslims into astrology, tarot, spirituality interested in being in a group chat???????? if so please delete your account
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7 billion people in this world and u think ur soulmate goes to hunter college
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if ur man is bengali and watches anime ur single to me , what is kakashiul islam gonna do
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where in islam does it say i have to pay for car insurance
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imagine moving to NYC just to end up living in a place called hicksville
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mfs at hunter college skip class to get chipotle or halal food, eat it on the skybridge, and post pics of the traffic on 68th and Lexington on ig and have the audacity to ask why they're failing geology 101
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that guy who left after 8 rakaat? he actually went home and prayed 28 more
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girls bios be like
23 | Deen📿 > Dunya🌎 | Need my coffee☕💁♀️ | Psychology🤯🧠 is my passion ♥️ | Alhamdulillah 🇵🇰 | I hate my father 🤬 | cancer 🦀 | miss you grandma 🥺😔 | 🌸 flower girl 🌸
NO DMs from guys or else I will tear your balls off and rip your throat out
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yes lol living in poverty doesn't make haram meat permissible, dajjalic logic
this is so unbelievably ignorant of how Allah's rizq works - whatever you give up for His sake, Allah will replace and provide something much, much better
Seeing the UK Muslims respond to this by saying “then just don’t eat meat” is actually so silly. Do y’all know what being poor means? The recent stats of how many of y’all are living in poverty shows that yes y’all do. Y’all expect people to LIVE off of produce and starches? Bffr
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she was a salafi flower girl // he was a super sufi bad boy // is it really possible for these two to be in a relationship?
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hey guys any tips on how to raise a child? will be taking pointers EXCLUSIVELY from 19 year olds on twitter who have no children
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me after a salafi caught me wiping my face after making duaa
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mom can you pick me up, the unqualified laypeople are sharing their own interpretations of ahadith to push the agendas of western ideals again
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Muslim scholars always talking about lgbtq but won't talk about real issues like what does i got a Glock in my rari mean
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i also enjoy spreading misinformation and then slinking away like nothing happened
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one side is showing ruined hospitals and dying children while the other side is making skits of imagined scenarios and has an online account trying desperately to ratio people on twitter, it's all very complicated
Believe women, unless they’re Israeli.
@UN_Women
#BelieveIsraeliWomen
#NoExcuses
#MeToo_UNless_UR_a_Jew
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wtf this guy just asked me where the nearest hookah lounge is and then drove away in his dad's 2006 bmw
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this girl I knew told me to Venmo her $1000 as a joke and I really liked her so I did it
what's the stupidest thing you've ever done to impress someone
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liberal msas are so weird , went to a halaqa and some dude with blonde streaks was like "fear Allah" bro u first
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ig story of someone who went to hunter formal that I'm not going to watch:
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me: so glad i brushed my teeth after fajr today
wahhabi twitter:
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"a girl's twitter is full of hints"
the girl's twitter: if you're a man, go duck urself. I hope you and your kind are rounded up and thrown into an inescapable cauldron of fire and darkness. only then can you atone for your sins. also, who won' t me
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if you pray witr differently that's an interracial marriage
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⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️
I receive: you receive:
your duaas the angels
for my success saying the same
and happiness for you
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did it hurt? when you realized romanticizing your depression through memes and social media wasn't going to make anything better?
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The famous nasheed Burda Al Qaseeda of Busiri "Mawla Ya Salli wasallim daiman abada...."
Is filled with kufr , shirk and atheism.
Stay away from it.
These statement of kufr and shirk are recited pretty much all over Muslim lands and we wonder why Allah is not aiding us.
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"this Ramadan isnt ramadaning" my brother in islam you are the one who is neglecting his prayers and flirting with girls on the internet
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let's be real, if there WERE hijaabs on the met gala red carpet there'd be a dozen more articles criticizing that hijaab isn't meant to be a fashion statement or glamorized. this is why it's always better to just abstain from those kinds of circles. each direction is inflammatory
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classmates are planning a mixed gender hangout, drop your best excuses 👇
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small nikkah at chuck e cheese 🥺
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this was my 10th Eid al-fitr ever since my father passed away and i spent almost all day just thinking of him. may Allah give me the tawfiq to be even a fraction of the man that he was, and let me meet with him again in the highest rank of jannah
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Being single in your late 20s is so funny imagine being 27 and telling your friends you have a crush
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25+ and you're still watching anime, how about you go Start x Family
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u guys marrying ur best friends? thats cool i plan on marrying my mortal enemy im just different i guess
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😪 muslims listening to music
with filthy, misogynistic,
blasphemous lyrics daily
😡 muslims seeing rihanna using a
hadith in a lingerie show
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please make duaa for the people in Texas. nothing happened they just live in Texas
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tried to show my mom the curry I made and I just want to know who taught my mom to text like this
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"a girls twitter is full of hints"
the girl's twitter: i tire of this earthly coil. each day a different excruciating and grueling experience in which happiness is unattainable. the only constant is that I know my suffering will never fade, this pain everlasting
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I became Muslim in 1996.
I earned a B.A in Math and Biology w/ a concentration in Bioinformatics in 2018.
Been here for a long time, know the verses/etc., but explain it to me like it's my first day:
Does anyone know what "i got a Glock in my rari, 17 shots no 38" means?
I became Muslim in 1993.
I earned a PhD in Islamic Studies in 2016.
Been here for a long time, know the verses/etc., but explain it to me like it's my first day:
You believe the Most Merciful destroyed a nation over love between consenting adults?
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next kpop girl I meet im gonna ask her who are the members of BTS, and after she's done reciting then in alphabetical order, I will then ask her who are the ashara mubashara
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you guys going the salafi route or the sufi route
Assassin's Creed Mirage is the next Assassin's Creed game.
We can't wait to tell you more on September 10 at Ubisoft Forward: 9PM CEST | 12PM PT.
#AssassinsCreed
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mfs in med school buy an ipad and apple pencil just to post a pic with 💊💊💊 and then fall asleep for the rest of the class
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u guys surprised to find out about muslim pro ? wait til u find out about the people on ur masjid board lmao
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if ""religious"" people make you feel intimidated they're not doing it right btw
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girls be naming their cats silly names like Samosa or Simba meanwhile boys are naming their cats Abdul Hakeem Al-Kitty and ibn Meowrabi
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once my boy was finishing up the khutbah for jumuah and right before starting salah, he said "brothers please put your cell phones on silent, except for delwar because we all know he's not getting any texts or calls" i can't do this any more
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actually i want to do haram thing X because it makes me feel good + i will use every bit of mental gymnastics to come up with an absolutely delusional conclusion that contradicts the consensus of scholars + if you disagree with me that means you're a bigot + you want me to die
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NEVER ask 3 things
A woman her weight
A man his salary
A restaurant what kind of cooking wine they put in their vegetarian dish that's the only "halal" option
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i love this rhetoric of
> bring up completely irrelevant issue to ignore your own deficient ideal
> collect virtue signaling brownie points
because it reveals how devoid these people of cognitive thought
Imagine if y’all combated abuse like y’all do nonHalal meat 😂
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wtf I got into med school damn it now I have to read one piece
fine I'll start reading one piece if I get into med school
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the whole gang used to be premed but one orgo lecture had them like
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every day i thank Allah that i wasn't born a bengali from east london 🙏
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muslims contributing to society hundreds of years ago: inventing algebra, coffee, astronomical and numerous scientific advances
muslims today: praying for drake to convert to islam
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hours of discussion at Harvard just to come up with a conclusion the tablighi jamaat has had figured out for years was insane
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Nothing to see here except second grade grammar and reading comprehension skills on your part.
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are you really in love with her or is it just her nose ring
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joblessness is a mindset, not an employment status. i may be employed but ill always be jobless
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woke bengali girl: ya i wouldnt mind marrying anyone from any culture, honestly ethnicity doesnt matter to me as long as he's a good person <3
same bengali girl: wait is he F*RKING sylheti
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