goon morning, guys. it's game day! you coming over?

RT @diffusiondudes: 🏂

RT @kagemasama: goon morning, guys. it's game day! you coming over?

goon morning, guys. i have a crush on my mailman & i order stuff online just to see his big package everyday.

@Trsblb i'm thinking about... 🍆 goon morning ☕️

goon night, guys. gods don't do grindr; they send eagles.

goon morning, guys. zeus had many mortal lovers & scandalous affairs, but only ganymede was raptured by an eagle from the bottom of mount ida to the top of mount olympus, where he was granted the gift of immortality & worshipped as a god.

goon morning, guys. diogenes the philosopher lived on the streets of athens inside a large clay jar. he had a reputation for his lewd behavior & when he was chided for fapping in public he famously said, "if only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly!"

RT @kagemasama: goon morning, guys. my job sucks but it's very important

RT @beautiful_gais: 9.5, what a way to make a livin'

@xacuco tienes que tener pezones duros. estos hermanos fueron criados por lobos, por lo que muerden y requieren mucha leche. 🍼💦

goon night, guys. i wear camo because i'm incognito.

@PartisanGay yes, i'm on bluesky under the same name 💙

RT @diffusiondudes: need that 😩

RT @beautiful_gais: Dandyflipping

goon night, guys. it's the year of the trouser snake.

goon morning, guys. he's a man eater... oh, here he comes. watch out, boy, he'll chew you up!