geriatric millennial roosevelt
@kafekaigala
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very stable genius, occasional lawyer, millennials are screwed so let's have a good time
next to my dog
Joined May 2011
Health/symptom trackers that ask me to log whether I feel tired: please know that I have always been and always will be tired, from age 14 until the sweet release of death.
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RT @arghavan_salles: In a functioning democracy, the president-elect wouldn’t gain 90% of his wealth from a crypto scheme launched 3 days b….
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"never seen anyone get so much praise just for being open". Yeah maybe he's really fking good at getting open????.
That is Travis Kelce’s 14th straight playoff game with 70+ receiving yards. The 2nd-longest streak in NFL history is 7. The 2nd-longest active streak is 2.
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RT @MAdamsStatGuy: That is Travis Kelce’s 14th straight playoff game with 70+ receiving yards. The 2nd-longest streak in NFL history is 7….
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"our house is priced correctly, why hasn't it sold? It's been listed for months!". boy do I have news for you.
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RT @OgLakyn: It’s wild how many people got angry over this, meanwhile, donation centers in Los Angeles are asking people to stop dropping o….
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How is it's always sunny still in production.
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And we just let these leeches write their own regulatory scheme into our damn constitution.
ICYMI: DraftKings and Delta announced a partnership that will include DraftKings-powered gaming options on the back of Delta seatback screens; further details have not been released, but federal law prohibits real money sports betting while in the air.
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RT @ButlerBets: ICYMI: DraftKings and Delta announced a partnership that will include DraftKings-powered gaming options on the back of Delt….
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RT @buggirl: if u use ai i think ur untalented and void of basically everything that make humans pretty cool. congrats on being a walking c….
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Do my fellow IBTC members struggle to do any kind of physical activity without a sports bra even if it isn't strictly necessary? Like no matter how little movement? I tried to do some core work yesterday and it felt wrong without one.
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"resting your star players who have been plagued by injuries all season during a game that makes literally no difference to you is such a bad look".
The Chiefs taking a dive today is a lowlight of this NFL season. Whether their incentive was only rest or also blocking the dreaded Bengals from the playoffs, it’s just a supremely bad look— and likely self-sabotaging— for a team hoping to three-peat.
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These dudes won 3 games in 11 days to clinch the 1 seed, be serious.
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Whose failure was this? Should've left four hours ago, we all knew this was coming.
KCI closed due to 'rapid ice accumulation,' Kansas City Chiefs charter plane stranded at airport | Click on the image to read the full story
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This spin bike was the best purchase of 2024.
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Begrudgingly admits Tom Cotton is right about something.
Congress once made Daylight Saving Time permanent. It was so unpopular that Congress repealed it less than a year later. The only sensible and durable way to stop the biannual time change is to make Standard Time permanent. I will work on this issue with @realDonaldTrump.
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If someone handed me $5 mil right now I'd stick out this busy season at work and then go stock shelves at Costco. Not even a question.
$5 million in cash at age 35 is enough to live a decent upper middle class life for the rest of your life. but you cannot retire, you still need to generate some cash flow which is fine. if you want to live an upper class life, ie business class flights all the time, nice hotels,.
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Chiefs get all the calls.
The “No Fun League” is at it again. Ridiculous “unsportsmanlike conduct” penalty on the TD celebration. #Chiefs get all the calls though.
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