personally as a brown person with kaeya’s skintone when i see a person on twitter who thinks kaeya is being whitewashed in fanart and they themselves arent even brown i take emotional damage
like not shading anything in particular but. if you are not an asian living in asia. it can be difficult for u to understand how its like being queer here my friend
oh my god some people are uninstalling ToT unironically because the game takes place in 2030 and someone made a post about the characters’ ages in 2021 and half of the male leads are minors in 2021
closes eyes. Please get help
haitham: i love you
Kaveh: what
Haitham: i love you
Kaveh: who are you talking to
Haitham: i love you, kaveh
Kaveh: i didn’t know there was another kaveh in sumeru
Haitham: i, haitham the scribe of the akademiya, is in love with the light of kshahrewar and my current roommate ka
remember when everyone was like wow what could’ve been haitham’s reason for saving sumeru he must have some important grand role in secret and then we find out yeah he does have a secret role: he’s married and he wants to keep his normal routine intact
Anyway PLEASE respect content creators who do this shit for free. if you don’t like what’s in the fandom right now, MAKE YOUR OWN CONTENT YOURSELVES. NO, this DOES NOT MEAN you edit people’s art or fic.
MAKE
IT
YOURSELF
throws this offering into the void i just had to get it out of my system for now this is meant to be... how i imagine prince kae and capt luc from horsebreaker... ill probably rehash how they look in the coming weeks... thank u for coming to my ted talk...
#luckae
haitham woke up one day and he was like “how do i get kaveh to say thank you to me sincerely because it is cute” and then he pulled some crazy stuff behind the scenes to investigate something very important to kaveh and kaveh said thank you and then he asked kaveh to repeat it
“When someone healthier for haitham comes along that ship will do better than hkvh” look me in the eyes and tell me that haitham would actually want anyone other than kaveh LOOK INTO MY EYES
“Is that the reason why marius calls us jiejie?” The reason why marius calls us jiejie is because the MC is OLDER THAN HIM!!!!!!!!! Not because he’s referring to you IRL!!!!!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!
genshin / haikaveh
pov you’re one of kaveh’s admirers… witnessing senior al-haitham’s tyranny 🧍 better luck next time
ehe late submission for
#HaiKavehWeek2023
:) day 2 possessive behaviour + modern au
i mean it. i usually just ignore it but some of the discourse in this birdapp is just really stupid. Tell me u havent seen a brown person irl without telling me u havent seen a brown person irl
i want a hkvh gamer au where kvh is a veteran in whatever game he's playing (ar57) but he's tired so he switches to his ar15 baby alt and haitham a new ar30 player finds him and says he's playing the game wrong.
kaveh: what!!!
haitham: it's fine if you're wrong. i'll teach you.
98% of the time people who discourse about this have no idea what theyre talking about and they just want to be the Most Informed Person on Twitter. unless if kaeya’s literally the same shade as diluc for example, just shut uppppp. sincerely a tired brown person
i had an ex once who couldn't understand why i couldn't just cut ties with my family straight up because they wouldn't be accepting of who i am (at the time). like... the family unit is core... being unable to care after my parents when they're old is like. unacceptable
the choices u have to make. the sacrifices you have to make. the risks you have to face. lots of queer people face a lot of the same issues. but there's like a different layer that's very... difficult to explain to people sometimes...
genshin / haikaveh
this spring in a publishing house near you
NO RENT
“Laden with a delicious… Tension.” - Hero of the Rebellion, K. K.
“One of Yae Publishing House’s jewels of this cycle.” - Yashiro Commissioner, Lord K. A.
“Sharp and moving.” - Tianquan of Liyue, Lady N.
(opens door) don't you think it's funny that after their thesis fallout haikaveh continued arguing with each other through academic papers but they're not even in the same darshan which implies that both of them would have had to have a serviceable amount of knowledge in each
idk if some people don’t realise this or something but u guys KNOW that mhy makes genshin for MONEY... right? Like game companies make games... for money. saying stuff like “theyre just doing stuff for more money” it’s like. Yes????? Wtf do you think genshin is FOR 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
i know this has been discussed to hell and back but TRULY DHSKFHSKDHS “i did it so that my life with my WIFE isn’t disrupted. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.”
Kaeya: ah, (puts on tight pants) master diluc’s on the way back? (switches out turtleneck for open shirt) from his years long absence? (puts on choker) wonder what he has to say? (drapes luxurious hair artfully over his shoulder)
A haikaveh plot: “and kaveh thinks haitham doesn’t like him”
Me, a sucker every time, reading the same plotline over and over again: GASP and he thinks haitham doesn’t like him 🥺🥺🥺
genshin / haikaveh
“it’s so hard to see senior kaveh these days - he’s always caught up in some discussion with that one haravatat scholar…”
“you mean al-haitham? he’s notoriously difficult to argue with!”
day 1 of
#HaiKavehWeek2023
- student days
everyday i think about haikaveh where kaveh's like "omg does haitham like me or not and we're sleeping together but is it temporary" and haitham is just thinking "hm... our wedding anniversary is coming up soon... i should get him a voucher for teyvat-kea furniture..."
Kaeya: ah, (puts on tight pants) master diluc’s on the way back? (switches out turtleneck for open shirt) from his years long absence? (puts on choker) wonder what he has to say? (drapes luxurious hair artfully over his shoulder)
“Haitham wanted to overthrow the government for his lifestyle” yes… and what is his lifestyle? making a mess for his roommate, paying for his roommate’s meals, coming back home to his roommate, arguing with his roommate on Very Public Message boards in sumeru city AND port ormos
haikaveh
One day kaveh brings back two kitties 🥺 one is grey and one is yellow 🥺🥺🥺
Kaveh: look haitham they’re so cute and alone outside 🥺 lets keep them
Haitham: we don’t have things for cats at home.
Kaveh, hai-nya and kav-nya: 🥺😐🥺
Haitham: 😐 fine
“I see no need to add hardship into my life”
- accepts kaveh into his home
- puts up with kaveh working late into the night
- shares a drinking tab with kaveh
- goes to lambad’s tavern with kaveh enough times that the manager remembers them together
haikaveh 3.6 leaks mentions
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520 ways to look after kaveh by alhaitham
# 412
Kaveh: He takes my beer 😡
haitham: Sees kaveh drowning his sorrows in alcohol when he gets stressed and takes it away
haikaveh
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nahida: i
haitham: i
nahida: love
haitham: love
nahida: you
haitham: you
nahida: kaveh
haitham: kaveh
nahida: i love you kaveh
haitham: i lov - (collapses)
Big fan of the trope where kaveh unconsciously do super coupley things without haikaveh being together yet like kissing haitham goodbye with a sleepy have a good day baby before haitham goes off for the akademiya and kaveh sitting back @ the kitchen counter and not realising
stares at the ceiling how will i ever move on from haikaveh. kaveh understanding haitham’s script… haitham not being interested in the competition and sachin’s role until he realised that it had something to do with kaveh’s father… interrogating the mercs that were hired by
haitham’s nicknames for kaveh: my loud roommate, the light of kshahrewar, master architect, spoiled, compassionate fool, the one i know inside out, the mirror to my life, the missing piece in my comprehension of the world, baby
3.6 leaks
they make me so sick and for what THEY MAKE ME SO ILL!!!!! asking kaveh "how has realising your ideals gone for you?" after hearing kaveh spilling his heart out and then asking him to come live in the building haitham converted into a HOME im ILL i am INSANE
im. what does it mean for alhaitham to ask kaveh to come live with him knowing what home means to kaveh. what a home where no words are needed means. what his lack of family implies. what that means for the two of them living together. this is a CONFESSION and kaveh is an IDIOT