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Had fun week long working on this landing page for
@guildprotocol
DAO alongside
@druids01
Live site -
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So this guy followed me yesterday and I did this because I thought it was funny 😭😭😭😭
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I never believed i'll be a VAR official one day but here goes nothing 😂😂
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While we were all worried about FUCA, our favourite was trying to secure free visa under a 40+ thread... A king!!
THREAD!!
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Lagosians will still continue the hustle under water as the new citizens of Atlantis
Experts say Lagos is one of the cities in the world that will be submerged in the ocean by 2050. Lagos (Nigeria) and Alexandria (Egypt) could disappear by 2100 because of the rise in sea levels
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Apple is solving real life problems, the satellite sos for example, but david from ikotun thinks samsung is better because of 30x zoom.
Who tf needs 30x zoom, are you a sniper? 😭
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Me at the party trying to bag some Altússy
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In that futa issue, anyone noticed that despite the fact the girl was outnumbered nd totured, she still didn't kneel down and that's the true definition of a strong woman... It's not by commenting on oloni's thread.
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*Hits Blunt*
If airplanes and ships dissappear in the bermuda triangle, why don't we take our trash there and save the planet
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I couldn't go out to join the
#EndSarsProtests
but I spent the day coding a web app to aid the
#EndSARS
movement. The app contains a list of senators with preset messages, you can click to mail or text them. 1/1
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My dad telling me to be brave and make the family proud after getting deployed for World War 3
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Tech boys will take coding more seriously because a girl rejected them, get a job, start earning block money and at the end of the day nobody still wants them.
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I hate it when girl's friends say "You better not hurt her or else.." lmaoo, like what the fuck you gon do Jennifer? Call me a fuck boy in a group chat? Ohh, I'm so scared.
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Life Hack: Buy two puppies, name them one and two so if you loose one, you still have two
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Queen Elizabeth too??
Wait.. What If the testing process is what gives you the virus and china already knows this and they predicted that as usual, only the elites will be tested so they seized the opportunity to wipe out all the elites in order to gain world supremacy?
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This is my first time using this and I hope It works.
I'm a 400L student of Marine engineering & Naval Architecture and I'm currently looking for IT placements in any Maritime, Shipping or Oil & Gas firm. I'll be glad if anyone can help...
RT pls, my helper might be on your TL.
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Someone said De jong and Ansu fati's connection right now is stronger than Glo network
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Goodluck to the two others 🙏🏽.
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Explain how you still got 2 retweet and three likes even after tagging four eyed edo boy, valking, volqx, pastor ola, and iyawo thicker body
ME:
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NASA watching Nigerians tagging them and saying the explosion at Akure was an asteroid.
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My mum disguising me and my siblings as dolls so we don't get deployed for World War 3
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Let us settle this "Who is AKA" trend once and for all
Like for AKA Retweet for AKAMU
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@The0lusanjo
Do they need surrogate houseboy? I can wash clothes, sweep the house, remove cobwebs, shovel excess snow, wash ckothes better than a washing machine, and I can even do nanny for the upcoming baby. Kindly consider me.
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@PrincesOluebube
I didn't spend my time to submit the valid definition of Mad Oh on urban dictionary for you to come and disrespect it like this
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Public Service Announcement 📢
@theflutterwave
sacrificed a lot to assist us with the protests. Now it's time to stand for them! I just added an update to so you now can mail CBN to lodge a complaint for flutterwave with a click, crash their mailboxes!!!
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I decided to step out of my comfort zone a little so I built a personal project with
@vuejs
v3,
@SocketIO
and
@UseExpressJS
.
Say hello to Birdbox👋🏽. 🔗
It’s like Clubhouse but with text not audio.
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Ladies and gentlemen... I'm blown, you can now call me an influencer 😂
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You can start earning $200k in tech in the next three weeks if you follow this roadmap
- Learn HTML (two hours)
- Learn JavaScript (six hours)
- Learn React (six hours)
- Learn Software Architecture (one day)
- Learn DS & Algorithms (two days)
Apply to google & uber!
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At this stage, we have all learnt one thing
"It is better to go to jail than to be dragged on twitterNG" - Cynthia | 2019
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I used to think the supernatural was not real until today, saw a figure move from my window towards the back of my wardrobe.
Scared asf, I finally summoned courage and asked “who are you” then It replied, “my name is messi”, that was when I knew I had just encountered a ghost.
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“Again, some of you people's work doesn't match the noise you make online” — Seyi
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Me and my unit in Iran during world war 3 after I miraculously pass the US marines training with knowledge from playing too much call of duty.
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You wore the past tense of Vans, I pointed it out, you insulted/blocked me, your fanboys attacked me too under the comments... but now peng man was caught on FUCA, you are kikikiking and catching cruise because it's only funny when you r not on the receiving end... Double what???
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I got a job early this year, asked to work remotely. Company asked if I have side engagements.
Tried to be honest and said “I do small personal projects/gigs occasionally, next mail I got was withdrawal of employment.
Don’t disclose shit... until one month after you resume 👍🏽
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Hi everyone! I’m w frontend dev and I’m looking to connect and collaborate with more UI/UX/Product designers active in the tech space.
I wish to built a good network with y’all and be friends. Twitter please do your thing.
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If you get this meme....
1. Your IQ is very high
2. You have automatically earned my maximum respect
3. I owe you a shoutout
Just drop a comment and retweet if you get it
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Hey guys, I have this fine baby boy up for sale.....
Breed: German Shepherd (Pure Breed)
Sex: Male
Age: 7months
He is smart, listens to basic commands and he can play catch.
I'm begging you to please retweet🙏, his next buddy might be on your timeline.
#iChooseMercy
#TalkToTiwa
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I JUST CHANGED FROM GEN TO NEPA WITHOUT THE LIGHTS GOING OFF!!!! FUCKING LEGENDDDDD
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Something funny happened last night. Got up to fuel my gen at 3AM and my next door neighbor already put my reserved fuel in his generator.
Went to knock on his door to ask why only to discover he’s a dev too and has a deadline to beat lmaoooo.
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Working in tech but always typing occupation - “student” when filling forms >>>>>>
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$799 but before it gets here, obiweezy have added extra $1k because something something dollar is high and the government…
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Regina Daniels moved from being 18 to 22 and you guys are complaining...... I'm not surprised, cus that's what you a "Leap Year"
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I'm still tryna figure out if life truly isn't fair, or thz a conspiracy theory or nigga truly faked his death or whatsoelseever... This can't be happening!
Juice Wrld, please come back 😭
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Product design portfolio for
@designvixenn
built with Nuxt3💚 and a few cans of redbull.
Live -
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This arrived yesterday but I just saw it a few moments ago. I got selected for the Google Africa Developer Scholarship (Android Track)
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Last night, I made a checkout page for an online store. First time designing for a desktop screen 🤌🏽
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A ‘very small’ startup is looking for a solid mid-level frontend developer, react/next js/good css.
Pay is N400k - N600k monthly, contract role with possible fulltime offer after contract is completed.
Please reply with your portfolios/links or tag someone, don’t send dms 🙏🏽
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Area!! Baba do finish, didn't want to pay, forming jagaban, he slap area, area return the slap with interest! Warri! 😂😂
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Frontend devs who have experience with the backend don’t even make noise but let a backend dev make mistake and learn bootstrap, gbam, portfolio don change to fullstack general commander 😭😭😭
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Cardi B at the at the Nigerian embassy applying to swap her US citizenship to Nigerian citizenship
Embassy Workers:
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School father "Mike Tyson fury" of FUTA is about to get his ass whooped.... Live video!!
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Meanwhile... I am a web developer... I build websites for all kind of businesss/schools/individual.... Patronise me please, I haven't eaten since the match started 🙏.... My prices are very affordable
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Actually I was disappointed in the sextape.... Like for a private university like babcock with so much class... I expected 1040p HD - View High Quality... They gave us redwap instead of pornhub 🤦🏽♂️
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Atheist twitter be looking at all the maraji Christian X Muslim bants like.....
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When Grace Ajilore said "Be Wicked To men" she meant you should do crazy, evil, wicked things in bed and not Patience Ozokwor kindda wicked
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This guy no dey diee?? 😩
BREAKING: Boko Haram: The war just starting – Shekau replies Borno Gov, Zulum
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I just overheard these young bricklayers that came to work at my house gossip about me being a yahoo boy cus they saw me on my PC. I'm pretending like I don't hear yoruba and they still talking lmao, I'm thinking of going to lecture them about what software development is 🥴
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Shey I will not start photography like this 🤔..
Fam, What do you think?
Rate these photos on a scale of 1-10 and please RT
P.S: Not edited yet.
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Bumped into
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school's website early this morning about 1AM and this happened with their live chat support.....
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You girls should stop asking santa for the perfect man please.... That nigga tried to kidnap me five times this week
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Loved my beginner phase fr, As long as your name wasn’t “Traversy” or “Angela Yu” or the likes, I’m not listening to you.
If you like tweet that javascript is outdated and COBOLscript is what newbies should use, it was none of my business.
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If soldiers beat up civilians for wearing camo, why don't civilians start beating up soldiers if they wear mufti
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An unmarked police van just pulled the bus I'm in over. I'm end route to igando.. Seems lile they want money from the driver tho, just said I should update you a just incase, I'm still in the bus.
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Tweep: *hiding under the bed
Armed robber:
Tweep:
Armed robber: Am going to find you, I know u are here
Tweep: It is "I'M" not "AM" why do you all keep making this mistake! Shit!!
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Late to the party but I couldn’t sleep after getting tagged.
Github -
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I have added new updates to the app, you can now tweet directly at politicians with a simple click. A random message is generated directed at a random politician with the
#EndSarsNow
hashtag each time you click the link.
RT aggressively!
#EndSarsProtests
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More updates are coming, I'm calling for other devs to clone the repository on github and update the list of politicians and senators. cc
@hackSultan
@unicodeveloper
@bigbrutha_
@Kolokodess
@Didicodes
@emeka_boris
please RT
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@SubDelivryZone
@MistaChips
Do you know what it means for SDZ to reject your gist??? YE!!! Premium tears 💔
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When you see a South African tweet that is completely in english.
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