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WE ARE THE DREAMS DEPARTMENT| C.E.O of smiles| | a younger Larry david| Husband of @stephanicci

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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
2 months
You don't cry during this anthem I don't want to speak to you. America is the most beautiful country on Earth, most democratic the most free the most amazing beautiful place on Earth where regardless of the ideology it is for a more perfect union. It is for the emancipation
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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What the actual fuck is wrong with you
@JamesRehwald
James Rehwald
6 months
Since Israel’s genocidal war on Gaza started, Israel has extracted sperm from at least 88 dead IDF soldiers. This is their story. 🇮🇱
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@kabuki_jones
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@kabuki_jones
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11 months
@quebecween So he thinks we're too obsessed with music?
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
10 months
GM Jewish gooners only
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
6 months
@nawaintnothin @Keyboard_WarZOG It's mother's wanting to have a family with their husbands who died protecting their families. Do not understand wanting to have a kid with your husband or wife? I sincerely hope you don't get married because it seems like you don't want kids anyways or care for them.
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@custardloaf @XbelKamaelSpeer My ex acted like this once and I just helped her get home even though she said she wanted to break up with me. You just got to be a good guy. It's not that hard. Just got to love on them. The people need love
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
10 months
Holy shit this was literally me at 12 years old
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
2 years
@real_lord_miles @elonmusk You're absolutely right, elon shouldn't be making fun of dead Jewish people.
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
6 months
Ok this might have kept me
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
11 months
Uhhm guys the music teink just followed me what am I supposed to do?!?!🫣🫣🫣
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@Judgement_Cut @KingDingusEsq @jessicobra It was very nice. He's an interesting guy beyond the obvious. I might see if this can be something more long term, who knows!
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Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
1 year
@KingDingusEsq @jessicobra This is unironically happening to me tonight
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
3 months
This pic goes so much harder than anybody could come up with words to insult you with
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@coldhealing What the fuck are these names bro?!? Traxx unending destroyer of kilram the warlord of grindcax galaxy bro
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@JustAPenguin_01 Wait a minute, beer Al sabe??? I thought Muslims weren't allowed to drink!
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@sheyemence What the fuck does this even mean?
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
6 months
LMFAO 🇺🇲Artist powerlifting racist mom 🇺🇲Racist Zionist mom 🇮🇱 Racist soldier 🇺🇲Holden bloodfeast (you know who you are 🇮🇪best friend ever, slay queen, you're amazing 🇺🇲 Motorcycle riding Asian 🇮🇱Racist soldier 🇳🇱 Artist friend mom 🇺🇲Anarcho capitalist 🇺🇲 Anti-semitic woman
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
3 months
Found on my 14 year old brothers skateboard... My fault?
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
6 months
ARWEN, OUR WEIMERANER WENT INTO LABOUR! 2 BEAUTIFUL BLUE BABIES SO FAR!!!
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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Woah, never have I ever felt so called out
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
2 years
@real_lord_miles I'd be careful, I wouldn't be surprised if they put landmines there.
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
1 year
@jetneptune_ Best analysis of that event. Top tier journalistic integrity.
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
9 months
@VerminusM Dude, one rocket didn't do it, they were storing munitions in the hospital very clearly
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@nawaintnothin @Keyboard_WarZOG Dude, they were not expecting to be at war. You think all of those motherfuckers have the time to drop shit before they go to their deployment and be like right? I'm going to go cum in the cup, and then go to base. Like the fuck, You get your orders and you get your shit down!!!
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
9 months
How the fuck is this allowed to happen?!?!?!
@Michael_Wgd
Michael Weingardt
9 months
New York: Jewish students currently barricaded in the library of⁦ @cooperunion ⁩ university while pro hamas rally attempts to break in. Never again is now.
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
3 months
I finally unfollowed my ex, thanks to some people at the bar!!
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
5 months
Ok, this man has to be like 25% genetically Jewish to be able to rock a kippah that well
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David/Dovid Bashevkin
6 months
Say what you want about @elonmusk but the man wears a yarmulka like a seasoned vet 💪
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@BaruchKogan @echo_chamberz Sometimes the simplest facts go over the largest of heads.
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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GM PUPPIES
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
4 months
Strip clubs are gross and nasty
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
3 months
Smoking a menthol a joint and drinking a beer here
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
4 months
Honestly, prove it
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morally bankrupt watchdog
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@nawaintnothin I’m Jewish bitch
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
5 months
I love that Seinfeld posting is still alive
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terminally onλine εngineer 🇺🇦
5 months
George: i was gooning right on the date with my vision pro Jerry Jerry: and she didn't say anything? George: i was prompting her questions to an LLM Jerry: you let ChatGPT be in control of your love life? George: i bought a custom date agent Jerry, ive been prompting all my
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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More pizza
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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A*"what's going on here?!"* BREAKFAST
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@autumngroyper Suck a dick nick!
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@quebecween A teink is a teink is a teink you know. You should know, Being one yourself.
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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Hey soul sister, this is the second time our souls have combined, is it fate, or is it fashion 💅
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kate bush's husband
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me: [16 beers deep] man i could really use a cig a considerate stranger:
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
7 months
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU PRECIOUS AND HER PUPPIES!
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@MuricanEv In Hebrew school we would watch brother Nathaniel videos and criticize them and laugh at them together. We think he's really funny looking
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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Happy birthday Israel!!
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@Keyboard_WarZOG @nawaintnothin No, I don't really think it's weird. I think that's just you. I think if they had time to impregnate their wife beforehand, they would have done it. I think when you're at work you don't necessarily have time to come in your wife because you're at war.
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
5 months
This is my last post on Twitter for the day before my exam which is at 9:00 p.m. eastern I will be spending the day studying. Here is a picture of Steve. Enjoy
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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LOOK AT IT
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
4 months
I got punched in the bar and because I didn't press charges. I'm getting all of my beer covered tomorrow. I am drinking the shit out of tomorrow's bar. I'm drying them out!!!!!! IDIOTS THEY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH ALCOHOL I CAN CONSUME THEY ARE SO STUPID
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@ryangerritsen If they're laughing at the reporter, why did the reporter give Trudeau the respect to call him mr.prime-minister, if the government is laughing at it's people why are we showing them respect!
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@perlapartdeux Wait what the fuck happened, what's the context???
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
2 months
To all the paleshistainians Hava Nagila baybee
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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Stay away from us you should be cutoff the tree, leave never to come back you dumb idiot
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
3 months
My mom is a retard
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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Found these at the sex shop my friend asked me to go to with them
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
3 months
I'm about to have a Have a beard joint and a cigarette and some trail mix by a stream. All I need is my wife all I need is my wife. I pray to God everyday.
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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No comments necessary, We fucking rock 💪💪💪💪💪
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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Anyone know what this cutie patootie is??
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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Got complimented by the alt girl cashier at hot topic, I was in there with my friend, not even buying anything
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
4 months
Don't trust destiny. Don't trust this. Don't trust Hassan don't trust these people don't trust these types. They are not your friends. They are your money takers. They try and take your money and they will not give it back
@Keyboard_WarZOG
Keyboard Warrior of Z🇰🇷G™
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He was caught not knowing where Israel/Palestine was on a fucking map. But he does all these weird spergy threads about such issues as if I’m suppose to believe he’s writing them? Some Zionist influencer campaign flipped him.
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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Cheer for you, cheer for Sneed #sneednation
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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This image is literally me
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
5 months
I had to make a break in my Twitter silence to make an announcement. I'm going to get a tarot reading done by hot coffee shop barista who I have been nice to. That is all. It will likely be tomorrow or another day soon.
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
5 months
NOT A LOSER Don't you dare say this about yourself. You're not a loser when you got people who care about you
@Keyboard_WarZOG
Keyboard Warrior of Z🇰🇷G™
5 months
> gets accused of being a fed or some sorta ADL operative > gets doxxed > turns out I really am just a Korean guy crazy enough to ride motorcycles around and smoked crack with Alex Lee Moyer “Oh damn. You’re just a fucking unspectacular loser.”
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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I FOUND CRACK BITCH
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
6 months
I HAVE A CREDIT SCORE OF 800 post your credit score or get credit mogged, anything below 750 BTFO You're blocked
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
4 months
I AM NOT FUCKING WHITE BUT GODAMN I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE Y'ALL ARE THE BEST I LOVE YOU, STAY AWAY FROM ME FOR THE MOST PART BUT I LOVE YOU, I WILL NOT ASSIMILATE TO YOUR SHOLIKSE/GOYISHE WAYS
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@yaelbt May God bless him and heal him swiftly!
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Kabuki Jones🎗️
3 months
I love cross country
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
8 months
See coworker with map of Israel necklace *"Oh you're Jewish"* *"OH NO, IM PALESTINIAN"* (Said in the way that you know what's up) >Mfw when I believe you should be deported to Palestine so we could bomb you for being the terrorist supporter you are. All you had to do was BE NICE
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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HELL YEAH MY BOYS MAKEN PIZZA!!!
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realz
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homemade
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@LunaCiroc Hi, please talk to me and my friend @PunishedEvan and @LiamYidDem thank you!
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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@millennialwelll @bouzianehamza0 What a gross human she is
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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Going for a boy walk
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
3 months
Spearmint menthols lit, squirrels chilling, eventually they will go on the chair
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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ALL MY FOLLOWERS THE MASKED PHILO/MC IS BACK, Give this mfer some respect!
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@overreaIz
realz
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cmon man..
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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Chud and the femcel
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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If Israel was allowed to do what it wanted
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
3 months
This is..... At least you probably make an ok coffee, socialism, big gross
@polisci4bimbos
𝓟𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓢𝓬𝓲 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓑𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓸𝓼
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Cute non-binary barista: Are you a socialist? Me, fumbling through cards in my purse: Maybe… depends on what you’re doing tonight
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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Happy st.patties drink a Guinness, because you should
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Kabuki Jones🎗️
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😁🙏
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
5 months
DAWG YOU ARE MARRIED WITH CHILDREN YOU CANNOT BE THUD DOWN BAD
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Opening
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@kabuki_jones
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@MuricanEv Vaush needs to leave internet
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
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This is the new vp of Argentina I will die for her
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
3 months
*"So I heard Hebrew on the streets today and was hit 16 times in the forehead by Jews with the power of their vocabulary, I was compelled by the force of Allah to scream PALESTINE WILL BE FREE"* They walked away and I was mad
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Dr. Abusalama
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Today, a group of Hebrew-speakers passed by me while waiting for a friend in central Barcelona. I was checking my notifications when I heard them & then understood their starring at me & all the symbols of Palestine I'm wearing. I instinctively started chanting "Free Palestine"!
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Kabuki Jones🎗️
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HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE
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Kabuki Jones🎗️
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*"Earth is flat"* Then why are feet arched? *"ma'am please it's just for research"*
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2 followers away from 300 let's GOO
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I am sad
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@kabuki_jones
Kabuki Jones🎗️
6 months
@nawaintnothin @Keyboard_WarZOG I think that's the fault of the individual for not being aware enough to actually realize the whole breath of the situation. You know everybody talks about individual rights and freedoms but never anybody actually talks about individual actions and behaviors.
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