@ScottAdamsSays Also the contracts can require expensive tests to prove a coffee cup or hammer won’t explode when dropped.

@stillgray I’m sure she does believe that. Everyone has a plan until the get hit in the face. —Mike Tyson

RT @gunsnrosesgirl3: He created a portal

@anonoymous_evil Just remember that you are UNIQUE! Just like everyone else.

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@Matt_Pinner Monticello

@MarioNawfal Do you think President Denali is ok with this?

RT @RapidResponse47: 👀

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@CherylWroteIt Cure for fire ants

@slamminchains @mazemoore @elonmusk I’ll save mine for you.

@Lindavibes1 I’m here. Should i follow?

Nickels and dimes should be removed also. The amount of time wasted counting change is horrendous. I met a lady from ElSalvador 25 years ago. I was trying to teach her the coins and values. She finally had enough. She said to me in Spanish, “Four quarters is a dollar and the rest isn’t worth anything.”

@Chicago1Ray @HeatherAnd56926 Great disguise

@Matt_Pinner That IS the shortcut. You should have been there last year.

RT @VigilantNews: Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Tried to Warn Us Back in 2009 Wow. Just, wow.

Nickels and dimes should be removed also. The amount of time wasted counting change is horrendous. I met a lady from ElSalvador 25 years ago. I was trying to teach her the coins and values. She finally had enough. She said to me in Spanish, “Four quarters is a dollar and the rest isn’t worth anything.”

@OliLondonTV Someone likes watching men beat up women.

@AdameMedia Lecture.