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Jacob
5 years
“Life is fucking SHORT, bro” I remind myself as I contemplate buying 2 bags of gummy worms for $2.89, normally priced at $1.86/each.
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Jacob
2 months
Absolutely outrageous license plate on this FL5. This is NOT a vanity/custom license plate. It’s literally just a randomized plate from the MN DMV. Insane.
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Jacob
2 months
Got the car back from paint correction and it looks stunning ✨
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Jacob
6 months
Lmao y’all the dude working the register inside hopped on the intercom and said “yo is that Porsche fucking lifted dawg?” 💀 I cannot make this shit up
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Jacob
3 months
TGIF
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Jacob
21 days
Not me only ever taking pictures of my car from this angle 🫣
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Jacob
1 month
This is peak human experience
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Jacob
4 months
This is peak human experience: driving your SVT Cobra R to Buc-ees. Owner: Max Janisch
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Jacob
8 months
New plates for the Cayenne
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Jacob
2 months
PNW simulator today
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Jacob
13 days
Can’t believe I was about to sell this 🙈
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Jacob
2 months
@ftp_bean I know Cole. Vanity plates get rid of the Minnesota outline in the middle, which is still present here. These plates also started with Z when they initially released this year.
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Jacob
1 month
I had a very wholesome interaction with an older couple shortly after taking this pic. They rode over on their bicycles and asked what year the car was. They had a ‘99 328is at home. We discussed window regulator issues these cars have and they shared very kind words to me.
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Jacob
1 year
Bruh
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Jacob
1 year
The masculine urge to own a Saturn Ion
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Jacob
2 years
I am absolutely fucking losing it over this E-class hearse. It’s real. And I want one.
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Jacob
2 months
W211 E55 is an all time greatest hit
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@horsepower
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3 months
I will always love the W211 platform.
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Jacob
2 months
Of the era 💾
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Jacob
3 years
As a “car guy” I think it’s so rad having a gf who’s not even remotely into cars. When we talk about my cars we address them by their color and that shit is so cute. I’ll tell her I’m picking my Cobra up from my tuner and she’s like the “red one?” And I’m like “yeah 🥺”
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Jacob
2 years
Sold the M3. Picked up a ‘13 E350 4Matic. This hoe mad comfy. Focusing less on cars. I’ll be back in an M car eventually 🫡
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Jacob
2 months
Engine bay clean 🧼
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Jacob
2 months
Maintenance day 🫶🏼 New valve cover New intake boot New ignition coils New CCV valve and lines Engine bay deep clean soon
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Jacob
5 months
Fishbowl >>>
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Jacob
3 years
Grocery getter 🥶
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Jacob
4 months
New seat installed
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Jacob
23 days
E36 Best Car
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Jacob
5 months
Winter beater 🥱
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Jacob
3 months
New OEM floor mats for the M3 🙏
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Jacob
2 years
Epic E92 M3 tunnel run!!! S65 sound! Turn up your speakers!!!!!
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Jacob
1 year
New pollinator plates got me acting up 🐝
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Jacob
2 years
It makes me SICK to my stomach that I practically had to beg someone to buy my rust free S13 w/ a built SR20DET for $6k in 2019. It had perfectly intact frame rails. 5-lug, Z32 brakes, ISR coils and arms, GKTech roll correction kit, poly bushings, GT28 turbo, and everything.
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Jacob
3 months
Fast & Fresh
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Jacob
1 year
Kwik Trip hot rack hit different 🔥
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Jacob
8 months
Forgot about twitter 🫣 Sold the M4 back in September. Picked up this Cayenne S. Just installed the lift and some new wheels/tires. More to come. But we coolin now 😎
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Jacob
7 months
Having ///M car withdrawals 🫠
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Jacob
2 years
Dude, it is 100° out and gas is $6/gallon. I do not want to race you. I am simply trying to survive.
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Jacob
2 years
2008 BMW M3 Clean title 142k miles 6-speed manual Carbon roof KW coilovers RKP X-pipe AlpineMSS Tune Other minor mods Rod bearings done at 127k Price firm at $20k. DMs open for inquiries (I have a gf)
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Jacob
3 years
Holy fuck
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Jacob
4 months
New plate for the M3 😎 IYKYK
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Jacob
1 year
Absolutely unreal this guy
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people’s pride burger
1 year
God knew the gr86 platform would be too powerful if she made it 5x114.3 (I fucking hate looking for wheel options in 5x100)
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Jacob
2 years
Y’all
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Jacob
1 year
Nobody: Me every time I step out my car: 🤳🏼
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Jacob
7 months
Me n my gf still in love after a witch turned us into ravens
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Ravens are monogamous and couples do synchronised joy flights to deepen their bond..
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Jacob
2 months
“J-style” E36s are tacky Dying on this hill 🪦
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rx-7 enjoyer
2 months
begging people to stop doing this to their beemers
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Jacob
1 year
I got an M4 lol
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Jacob
1 year
380mm 😴
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Jacob
3 years
POV: You’re driving your E92 M3 through a snowstorm
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Jacob
2 years
Good shit
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Jacob
1 year
Accidentally paid my car note twice this month so if y’all don’t see me out for the next few weeks y’all know why 💀
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Jacob
2 years
You in her dms My M3 is stuck on the street by her apartment
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Jacob
22 days
So blessed to have such talented and generous friends 🛬 Thank you @notchristians for this image 🫶🏼
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Jacob
10 months
Can’t believe this is my life 🤍
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Jacob
1 year
Should I remake this in the M4? 🤔
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Jacob
3 years
Car people be like “enthusiasts should be able to express themselves however they want without judgement” then be transphobic
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Jacob
1 year
Late night gas station pics >>>
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Jacob
3 years
Style 359
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Jacob
1 year
If nobody got me, I know Kwik Trip got me 🫡
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Jacob
9 months
🍂🍁
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Jacob
10 months
Wow
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Jacob
10 months
Guess that’s why they call it the smoky mountains 😶‍🌫️
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Jacob
1 year
TGIF
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Jacob
1 year
At Dollar Tree, you need anything?
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Jacob
10 months
ISF 🤝 Chrome TE’s
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Jacob
8 months
Got the windows tinted 😎
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Jacob
8 months
Forgot about twitter 🫣 Sold the M4 back in September. Picked up this Cayenne S. Just installed the lift and some new wheels/tires. More to come. But we coolin now 😎
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Jacob
1 year
Update lol
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Jacob
3 years
@JustinZenki I made this meme a long ass time ago about this very car and am glad to be able to use it again now
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Jacob
3 months
Man loses hat (and 60lbs)
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Jacob
4 months
Put some miles on today🧂
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Jacob
2 months
Here is a before and after after lmao
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Jacob
1 year
Baby angle, getting used to these RE-71RS’s
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Jacob
8 months
My people 😎
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Jacob
2 years
It’s fall y’all 🍁
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Jacob
1 year
I already cracked the front lip the first time I pulled back into my driveway lol
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Jacob
1 month
I am the coolest guy I know
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Jacob
1 year
The saga continues 😂
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Jacob
1 year
Real recognize real 😎
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Jacob
11 months
F82 x SSR Type C
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Jacob
1 year
My boy copped an Alpine White E92 M3 with a carbon roof so you know we had to post up in the work parking lot 😎
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Jacob
2 years
Posted
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Jacob
11 months
F82 hooning clips
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Jacob
10 months
The “M” in M4 stands for “MPG” 😎 Getting 25mpg+ AVERAGE is prob my favorite thing about this rig. Seeing 30+ on the highway is pure nirvana.
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Jacob
1 year
E9x cup holders could never 😤
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Jacob
2 years
Lil before & after 🖤
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Jacob
1 year
🏘️
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Jacob
10 months
Meet me at the lighthouse
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Jacob
1 year
When there’s a sale on crankhubs and burble tunes 💨
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Jacob
1 year
Wyd if I pull up like this tho
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1 year
Wyd if I pull up on you like this
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Jacob
8 months
Y’all ever realize how Cane’s rhymes with gains? 🤔
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Jacob
6 months
@CarProductsTest Yes, but it’s not the shoutout you’re expecting when randomly stopping to fill up
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Jacob
2 years
$20k 2008 M3 6MT CLEAN TITLE 158k miles Carbon Roof KW Coilovers Full Exhaust Rod Bearings Done Apex Wheels Bouta drive this thing into the nearest minivan and catch an insurance check if no one buys it soon.
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Jacob
1 year
Scooped a lil manual 525i with the M Sport interior goodies. She down a few psi in a couple cylinders but still drives great so we chillin 😎
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Jacob
10 months
Little Caesars taste so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty 🍕
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Jacob
2 years
What a rig
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Jacob
10 months
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
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Jacob
3 years
Nice day we’re having
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Jacob
3 years
So fucking proud of myself
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Jacob
1 year
Dirty ahhhh car 😅
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Jacob
1 year
Not me dirt dropping and spinning out 🙈
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Jacob
3 months
How To E36:
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Jacob
2 years
Selling my M3, DM for info. 2008 BMW M3 VIN: WBSWD93578PY42808 Jerez Black on Black Leather 158k miles Clean Title 6-speed Manual Carbon Fiber Roof Navigation Adaptive Xenon Headlights Heated Seats KW V1 Coilovers RKP Street X-Pipe to Meisterschaft GT Asking $22k FIRM hmu
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Jacob
4 years
3 years ago today 😔😢😫
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Jacob
1 year
Grocery obtainment
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Jacob
1 year
TE Tuesday 🫡 AW F80 on TEs 🤝 AW F82 on TEs
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Jacob
3 years
Got a full set of 19” wheels and tires in the M3. Plus the dude at Discount Tire said my car was “sick” 😎
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Jacob
2 years
POV: You really have to pee
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